15 things you should never say to Triple H
 

Want to buy an RVD shirt?

I loved you in the Rockers Hunter

Can you get me Flair’s autograph?

Now that you are the man in the WWE, who carries HBK’s bags now days?

How is Chyna? Do you miss him?

Is your back allergic to canvas?

See any good matches lately?

Nice pecs, but your no Big Poppa Pump.

Thanks for the bathroom breaks on Monday nights Hunter.

Does Stephanie get mad that your hair is longer than hers?

Are you a democrat or a republican backstage?

Who wants to play the GAME that you can’t win?

How does it feel to be a McMahon, or better yet how does a McMahon feel?

Does your action figure come with an irremovable world title around its waste?

Drop the strap not the soap Hunter!

When was the last time you lost?

(that guy only lost 2 {I think} times in like 16 months)

So when exactly do you intend on actually becoming better than Shawn? I would have thought for sure you could have after he got hurt... damn that theory went out the window, didn't it? *Chuckles to self as Trips gets pissed.*

"Remember that time you faced the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania?"

So...I've noticed your locker room smells of feces. [/HOMER]

So tell me, which is more intimidating: tassles or Godwinns?

....And he was able to get up before you after you gave him the pedigree?

So in the bedroom, whose the bitch and the butch?

Considering how many times you win, you like having a guy's head between your legs a lot then huh

Oh, by the way, your Ric Flair impression needs work. See, Ric actually drew when he held the belt.

Don't have to be THAT literal. Good punch lines are allusive. ;)

Why arent u with your sidekick HBK?

What's it like trying to get your dick through Stephanie's grand Canyon???

So, how you doing, Fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!!!

I mean, once you get past the penis and everything, how much different was the sex with Chyna than what you get now?

If you press down really hard on one of Steph's breasts, does the other one get bigger?

I bet I could fit a baseball in your nostril.

Seriously, how do you keep yourself from just falling forward?

DUDE, YOUR NOSE IS F</>UCKING BIG!

LOLOLOL :lol:

Now whose wang do I have to suck off to get a push around here?

Man, it feels good to be a reputable mid carder!

Great booking! Keep it up! (why do you not say that to him? He’ll do it)

I would buy something from you, but you only sell to kliq members.

I hear you give good head.

So. Does Vince REALLY have a seven incher?

Hey! Who is that one guy, who used to say, 'Nose your role and shut your mouth?' Er, my bad. I hear you deliver a mean noseline. Ah shit, my bad dude. Sorry. Bo nose wrestling.

But seriously, dude... I heard HHH stands for *HONK HONK HONK*

(Slowly backing up, putting his hands up) Hold on now, I'm just playing. Don't get all pissed... Whoa. Dude, has anyone told you your nostils flare when you're steaming pissed?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE DONT BURY ME!

"So wait, if you're the Game, what does it mean when Flair calls himself the "dirtiest player in the game?"

As an aside... probably wouldn't be a good idea to stand in front of HHH or Kevin Nash and just peel all the meat away from a bigass chicken leg...

When you sneaze, do it register on the richter scale?
Hey, aint you the guy who lost the IC title to Jeff Hardy?

C'mon you can tell me, you were really in on the Montreal screw job weren't ya?

<font color=#33ffff>LOL</font>

All that power, and you still can't extend your fandom into double digits...

Hey, is it true that steroids shrink your...Package?

Congratulations on winning more buried alive matches than rest of the roster combined...

Zeig Heil! (Based on the HHH logo)

This is awkward...But...*Pushes forth a pen and autograph book*...Could you...Get me RVD's autograph?

So what's it like to be carried by Michaels and Jericho?

"Heh, you'll job to Wesley Snipes but not to RVD."

:y:

:lol:

How do you keep the water out of your nose when you spit?
How do you keep Vince out of your nose when you swallow?

So, judging by the history of western civilization, when the revolution comes, would you prefer being burned at the stake, or drawn and quartered?

:lol:

Hey HHH can I have your title?
What's it like to be Vince's B*tch
If you're "the Game" then what game are u?
Wow I didn't know your nose was THAT big.
Who is better Chyna or Steph?
Do you drink YJ Stinger? Because it ain't working on you.
Who whines more you or Steph?
Can I please take you title and give it to RVD?
Follow up question: No? How about Y2J?
Don't you wish that you can be more like RVD?
Hey Don't you miss Chyna at all?
You should keep Steph around because once you lose her you will lose the title.
Oh by the way RVD rules!!!!!

I suggest:

Where's the nearst wal-mart?

Hi

He's Pokemon snap.

Okay, I think that one deserve an uber-ZING! 10 shades of awesomeness!

How does it feel to be the only guy in the world who's nose is bigger than his penis?

What's worse, the fact that Y2J calls your wife a foul, vile, nasty, disgusting, ruthless, trashy, diseased, rotting, bottom-feeding trashbag ho, or that she is?

You could get a whole kilo up that nose!

Dammit, Pinocchio, stop lying!

What's it like being coal surrounded by diamonds?

Your that guy who Jobbed to the Brooklyn Brawler arent you?