Who's Watching Smackdown? (spoiler)
 

I'm watching tonight, for the first time in months, and I think it's pretty good.

Ya think Matt Hardy will join MNM?

No.

I think he should. Or, get a cool tag partner and kick their asses.

OK...that's nice.

I'd love it if he did and then got swerved by them.

What the fuck is London and Kendrick's gimmick?

Writer: We need something for Paul London and Brian Kendrick, do you have any suggestions Mr. McMahon?

Vince: Never heard of them, so throw them in shorts and give them masks. Masks are always good.

Yeah, masks have always done a lot for wrestlers.

Remember The Conquistadors? :lol:

They're getting TV time...Who cares? ;)

Benoit will CLEARLY go over at No Way Out :y:

Great point!

It's Los Conquistadors. and actually yeah, they were tag champions if I recall.

London and Kendrick are doing the impossible...Making MNM entertaining.

Yeah, Jose and Jose reeked of awesomeness. :y:

I meant the ORIGINAL team, not Edge and Christian. The ORIGINAL team were jobbers.

Also, does Kendrick look 12?

ALWAYS

He looks even younger since his return, but I normally forget to say anything while I'm on TPWW.

I got to get a fucking TiVo... I never pay attention to SmackDown! anymore, I just listen to it and glance at it (except during certain matches)...

KK forget to say something? That'll be the day.

JBL is a wrestling.... BUDDHA!

LOL

Don't be a crybaby, kid.

LOL I know what you mean, but I kinda do the same with Raw.

Just don't say wrestling Mohammed, some retarded fuck'll set fire to your keyboard.

I do it with RAW too, but I actually WATCH RAW more...

Okay...

JBL is a wrestling... ALAYALLELAYLAYEAA!

For me, it doesn't help that I don't normally watch it live anymore anyway. So when I watch, it's kinda sporradic.

Okay, now I'm just gonna have to kill random people in protest of your parody. Mohammed no likely...He demand me imolate myself to teach you a lesson.

Did they just chant "We Want Bret"?

Think he's gonna blow up the lowrider?

No, they were clearly chanting for Reg, or Reggie Fil-Aime (I don't know or care how they spell it).

The Nintendo DS is gonna do a run-in on Smackdown.

In response, I respectfully turn you over to my lawyer, Mr. Daivari.

Daivari: (Shouts in Farsi for five minutes)

Thank you Daivari.

Ah yes. When midgets attack.

LOL You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Daivari again.

Did Helms get plastic surgery? He looks different. (Minus the obvious mask missing.)

Probably the beard.

Also, London & Kendrick's masks = ratings.

That's it. He shaved his beard.

And his eyes look beady...

LOL, Pirate...

What the bloody shitcakes was that? Burchill is gonna get buried.

Why are wrestling midgets the only midgets I've ever seen that are in proportion?

I have no idea why, but I just laughed at Finlay beating up midgets... :rofl:

I have a strong feeling that Paul London & Brian Kendrick WANTED the masks, and that it is there way of crying out for attention. Hey, if the WWE actually gave them TV time, it could work.

I really hope they go with MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. The Mexicools at No Way Out. It would be even better if they put them in a TLC Match. :drool:

I don't think Matt Hardy will join MNM. He will probably join Road Warrior Animal and face MNM for the WWE Tag Team Championship at No Way Out and WrestleMania. I think a heel turn would be good for Hardy, though. Chris Benoit vs. Heel Matt Hardy for the WWE United States Championship?

I have just noticed all my paragraphs begin with "I". I should probably stop doing that.

I might actually order No Way Out, now. Booker T vs. Chris Benoit always adds to an event, even if it is nothing earth-shattering (anymore). JBL vs. Bobby Lashley is just there, but it should be better than expected. Kurt Angle vs. The Undertaker and Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton are both likely to be solid. I'm not going to say MOTY candidates, although they could surprise us (Mysterio vs. Orton is more likely to do this). They should both add to the event rather than take away from it, though. Throw in a Cruiserweight Title Match, the already mentioned TLC Match, William Regal vs. Paul Burchill and Matt Hardy vs. Mark Henry, and you have yourself a pretty stacked No Way Out.