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FCC:MIDGETS ARE FUCKING LIVE ON TV FCC:Sorry I meant having Intercourse Vince:Yes Its all going according to plan |
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Hardy: Oh cool a quarter http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Cole: And Steven Richards with an incredible spear on Helms http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Fat Midget: Hey lady you wanna play with my meat http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Palmer: This is a joke right Pirate: ARGHHHHHHHHH ME MATIE Kennedy: You gotta be fucking kidding me whats next the return of Pierre The Quebeccer....Quebeccer HA HA http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5962/399op.jpg Introducing Dancing With People Nobody Gives A Fuck About |
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Kurt: MY BELTY! Taker: Give me it! *Kurt humps it* Taker: On second thought... Keep it... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg Booker: YO MAN! THIS AIN'T FUNNY! You KNOW I have a fear of pasta ever since I saw someone get gunned down at Vinnie's Pizzeria! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Matt: Are you my mommy? Melina: No... :wtf: Matt: Are you Lita? Melina: Uh... Yeah! :naughty: *Matt pops her one* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Spanky: Holy shit! This picture makes it look like I actually WRESTLED at a WrestleMania! :love: http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg MNM debuted their new triple team finisher, The Force Bomb, with the help of Charles Robinson. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1512/258tl.jpg JR: BAHGAWD 3D!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Kennedy: *Breathes in* We've got your black ones, your white ones, your purple ones, your Mexican, American, and Japanese midgets! Yes, down at Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, KKME for short, you can buy any kind of midget for any of your needs! Want a one eyed pirate midget? We got it! Need a new maid? We got em'! And if we don't, we'll get it in, free of charge! That's Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, on the corner of Hunter Drive and Route 69! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Johnny Depp: SON OF A BITCH! |
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Tell me of this Muffin Man and I may ease your suffering. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6881/188qa.jpg First Kanyon now this. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg Sieg Heil! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg Bob Orton wasn't too happy before he left. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Matt: Want to see my blog? :naughty: http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Kennedy: Come on guys! Hop in! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Palmer Canon: That's my mother! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Burchill: I've come to commandeer a midget. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7121/404xv.jpg GET IN MAH BELLY. |
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Jeff Jarret:BEST STROKE EVER |
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Chris Benoit was outraged when he found out that JBL had stolen his favourite boot. Benoit wanted it back. http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/1659/329ik4rk.jpg Helms: I piss on the corpse. http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5811/359fo5zh.jpg A scene from the new Ken Kennedy movie "Attack of the Midgets". |
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Cannon: What part of "She's Jewish" do you not understand!?!? |
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Kennedy: So, like, did part of you die when you started this gimmick? Burchill: At first yes, but then I thought of Marty Wright. Cannon: Who? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1480/014oc.jpg When you need to burp Mark Henry, you need to burp him TO THE XTREME!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3473/033wt.jpg Mark: Mmmm, taste like momma's homemade beef jerky. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/403/069mt.jpg In a sudden heel turn, Mark Henry and the ref reform The Nation http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg Taker: It was an accident! He thought he was a quail! Davari: But he shot the man in his FUCKING FACE!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6881/188qa.jpg WWE's first big PPV in France, coming this year... "Le Mania" http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2089/116nf.jpg Matt Hardy: So JBL, where do you get your fiscal advice? JBL: My right hand. JBL moving his right hand: You need to turn heel Mr. Hardy! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg Only Chris Benoit could save Mini Nick from the wrath of JBL's ax kick. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg Benoit: AHHH! STINK CROTCH!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg Going back to the "What can Benoit do in 22.5 seconds, he tries his first shot at an orgasm, while Orlando gets ready for his next storyline. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg Booker: Damn, that's the last time we let a pair of Lita's panties sit in the trunk overnight... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Melina: Matt, this is hard for me to say... Listen, I think you're really cool, and I'd like to go on a date with you. Matt: Woah, I can't rush things... Can't we go into a chat room first? Maybe play an MORPG? Hey, I know how to start things out! What's your myspace name? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg Random WWE writer: Hey, anyone read that book Christine? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Worst. Swanton Bomb. Ever. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1512/258tl.jpg Brian Kendrick's new Born Again gimmick was the reason why he had to try to stop these two men from grinding in the middle of the ring. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Helms: Weee! I'm riding a motor bike! Beep Beep! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2442/319yb.jpg Nunzio and Helms do their "A cruiser weight asks Vice for a push" act. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Crystal: Oh My God! Please, use some breath mints! Cannon: WWE Brand Breath Mints... That'll work! Kennedy: I'M PLAYING FULL CONTACT PACMAN!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Kennedy: So, like, did part of you die when you started this gimmick? Burchill: :'( |
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Taker thought that everyone was joking about Henry's electric personality, boy was he wrong. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg Taker: How dare you wear white! I hear what you do at night. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg This brings back painfull memories of Berlin for JBL. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg Benoit: Oh God! O'Haire's not in his cage! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg Item C: White polyester shirt. White polyester shirt with pockets at each side and one at the left breast. $39.99 Note: Microphone not included. Item D: Stonewash Denim Jeans. Denim Jeans with hem line stitching and studs around the belt area. $19.99 http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Helms: RING ADING DING DING DING BOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW! DING DING DING DING BOW BOW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Palmer: Congrats Ken, you knocked over all the coconuts, so you get to pick what cuddly toy you get. Kennedy: I want the pink one.... Pink one! *It's the Crazy Frog, for anyone who doesn't get it. |
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Undertaker and Mark Henry's invisable Motorbike with side cart was the envy of the entire roster. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3473/033wt.jpg Now who has a foot fetish http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9643/026rm1.jpg The ref didnt realise the power he had until the Undertaker pushed him that little bit to far. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8981/179zy.jpg Taker: TITTY TWISTER http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/403/069mt.jpg Mark: So where Mark at?? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6504/051iy.jpg Here we see Undertaker and Mark Henry attempt the dredded two motorbikes in a steel ball cage thingy, in a invisable cage, with invisiable motorbikes. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6881/188qa.jpg Taker:Is..Is that..A third nipple :wtf: *Angle slides belt over third nipple* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7210/129rm.jpg JBL: DID U DO THAT, DID YOU DO THAT :mad: *Rubs face in "it"* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1718/131zc.jpg Cole (thinking to himself): Damn he can open his mouth wide http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg Even JBL was repulsed by the smell of his foot inside his boot. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg Benoit ws no differant to JBL http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg Benoit: YOU....WILL...SMELL....HIS....BOOT http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9270/165dw.jpg Ultimate Invisable Limbo http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9313/107ad.jpg Benoit: Guess where my hands been :naughty: http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8199/086nl.jpg Where will you be when Stevie Strikes http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg Vince: I thought that's what you paid black people http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Melina: I like your blog Matt: I like your...Tag team http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg Moments later Eddie's ghost got its revenge on Orton by Driving over him http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1686/216yi.jpg I'll teach you to get run over by eddies car *shakes fist* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/843/224ku.jpg Is that...A Hemoroid (sp?) http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9329/234wl.jpg I thought I ran into you, down on the street But then it turned out only to be a dream I made a point to burn all the photographs http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9880/204wg.jpg Black Chick: *orgasm* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6527/296ul.jpg Nitro + Kendrick: Ah Photographs...HIDE http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Kendrick: LEVATATION http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg Lashley: Aheh heh heh Caught myself another one MNM: Noooooo Paul :'( http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7044/270mc.jpg London and Kendricks jedi powers were truly amazing http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1512/258tl.jpg Mercury: SMACK MA BITCH UP http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Shane Helms farts not only sounded like a motorbike, they made him levitate like he was really riding one. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1791/329ik.jpg Helms: Told you I can shit out talent Vince http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Welcome To Ken Kennedy Masturbates http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Some of his "stuff" landed on my ham, Want it? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Burchill: You guys look so gay |
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http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1480/014oc.jpg Mark pushed Undertaker away, since he found out Undertaker had STDs. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3473/033wt.jpg Eat my foot. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2089/116nf.jpg Orlando was having a seizure. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg The can-can was definitely not for JBL. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg The dancing lesson was not going well. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9313/107ad.jpg Matt had to throw up after seeing the replay of Jillian's mole being bitten off. But Benoit was there to stop it. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Melina: (seductively)Matt, I need a favor... Matt: NO. Melina: :'( http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9329/234wl.jpg Randy: Brian? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Worst. Basket Toss. Ever. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg Charles Robinson: :| I'm gonna be sick of watching sex all day long. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7044/270mc.jpg London was strong with the force and kung fu. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Helms practiced his new magic trick. Crapping in mid-air. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2442/319yb.jpg ...and pissing in mid-air. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg This is actually Batista's shoulder! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Kennedy & Palmer: Who are you? |
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His new Video Game "Randy Theft Auto" didn't go over as well as he hoped. |
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Here we see Taker trying to go to first base... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3473/033wt.jpg Both men were counted out when the headless, one-armed Ref made his Ten Count. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9643/026rm1.jpg The ref, bored by the in-ring action, busted into a sudden Ultimate Warrior impression. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8981/179zy.jpg Kevin Nash was impressed by Henry's ability to tear his quad after a clothesline. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/403/069mt.jpg ...Still bored after finishing the Ultimate Warrior impression, the referee busts into his Tugboat impression. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6504/051iy.jpg The fans were confused by the fact that they could only see a floating Devil head in the ring... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg Taker: What's that smell? Daviari: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE! Taker: DOOKIE?!? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5052/078wc.jpg Why the floating Devil Head was allowed to beat down Kurt Angle was anyone's guess. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6881/188qa.jpg Kurt quickly covered up his wardrobe malfunction. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2089/116nf.jpg Nick Patrick, a subtle hater of the net, offers approval to JBL's beating down of the King of LiveJournal. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7210/129rm.jpg Matt liked to fly around on his imaginary hang-glider and have wrestlers push him around. The wrestlers, on the other hand... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1718/131zc.jpg Booker: On top of SPAGHETTI.... ALL COVERED IN CHEESE! Tazz: :wtf: http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg Benoit has bizarre ways of admiring footwear. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg Jabbing a fork in your opponent's knee isn't the most technical way to escape the Sharpshooter, but it is effective nonetheless. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg It was painful to watch JBL masturbate in the middle of the ring, but it was like a trainwreck, they couldn't turn their eyes away... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9270/165dw.jpg Orlando and Benoit's German Suplex-Enhanced Elbow on JBL almost killed him. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9313/107ad.jpg Benoit: Just JOB, you Jobbing Jobber! Matt: :'( *taps* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8199/086nl.jpg Not everyone could stomach a match between Pat Patterson and Kanyon... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg Booker: I heard of people shitting in somebody's bag, salad, and even crown. But, C'mon! This is beyond fucking sick? Who SHIT in the Trunk of my car? Randy: *in the shadows* Say I'm not a legitimate Main Eventer, will you? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9095/242qp.jpg Melina: Hi, Matt! Matt: Hello, Melina. Melina: I just wanted to say that you are a really nice guy and, despite being a jobber, you're probably the cutest guy on the roster. Matt: Thanks, that really means alot, you know? Melina: Your welcome. Just the thought of it all makes me really horny. Matt: Cool! Wanna go cyber? Melina: Maybe later. What I wanted to ask you was, Do you know where Edge is? Matt: :mad: Yeah, I know it was a long setup... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg Some fan: Your dad should get Hepatitus and lose his job! Randy: :'( http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1686/216yi.jpg Randy learned a tough lesson that night: DON'T FUCK WITH THE JUNIORS! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/843/224ku.jpg Rey: Mock Eddie, will you? Now it's time to learn a lesson: JBL-style! Ref: I can't look! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9329/234wl.jpg Randy: I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9880/204wg.jpg The ref and the trainer made shocking heel turns by giving Randy a DOUBLE Backdrop Driver. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6527/296ul.jpg Worst. Cartwheel. Ever. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Kendrick shows balance by walking up a member of MNM's arm. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg Kendrick: For some reason, I see the head of a duck. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7044/270mc.jpg Super Kendrickio jumped to soon... dying when he hit the side of the Little MNM-bas... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1512/258tl.jpg MNM tried to hail a cab for their plastered friend, but to no avail... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg No one cared that Helms could jump over Nunzio's arm... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1720/334qn.jpg Nunzio botched a neckbreaker... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2442/319yb.jpg Why is the cameraman checking out Greg's ass? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1791/329ik.jpg Nunzio: Try not to look at Greg's crotch. Try not to look at Greg's crotch. Try not to... SHIT! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Kennedy's burping noises make the Juniors try to Hang themselves... Hang themselves! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Palmer: That Bon Bon.... is... HUGE! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Ian Ashbury announces the reforming of the Cult on Smackdown. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5962/399op.jpg Junior in white: Juvi, is that you?! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/163/386ls.jpg FCC: Would this be considered Child Pornography? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7121/404xv.jpg Everybody made fun of Finlay's backpack, but Finlay liked it. |
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JBL: HEIL HITL-WOAH! *CRASH* Benoit: A bit too high there John... http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7044/270mc.jpg MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Porky: You wan' some? It made with lard! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9313/107ad.jpg Benoit: GOT YER NOSE! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/843/224ku.jpg Rey Mysterio was a huge fan of The Goonies, but did he have to wear a Sloth shirt to the ring? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/163/386ls.jpg Lita: God, even I couldn't bok a Bombpower like that! |
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Mark Henry: :'( Get off me, I don't wanna be your friend. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3473/033wt.jpg Undertaker: Wait right there, I need to stretch my legs. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9643/026rm1.jpg *Fart* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/403/069mt.jpg Henry: Give me a leg-up over the rope. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg UT: White suit and black shoes is so 1995. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5052/078wc.jpg *Post workout stretching* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2089/116nf.jpg Ref: *Thumbs up* Yeah, kick his ass JBL. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7210/129rm.jpg Hardy: I look so purty in these steps. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1718/131zc.jpg Booker: This is a conspiracy Tazz: It's a black thing Cole: I wanna be a nigga too. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg Benoit: Let me shine up your boots http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg Benoit: Oh God, please don't, not JBL croch. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg OJ & Benoit: *Looking at JBL's package* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9270/165dw.jpg OJ: Weeeeeeee! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/9313/107ad.jpg Benoit: There's something in your ear. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8199/086nl.jpg Brooklyn Central http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg Orton: I'm Gay http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/843/224ku.jpg Rey: You creased Eddie's face, I'm gonna kill you. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6527/296ul.jpg Synchronised Wrestling http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg Kendrick: Look, I can do David Blaine http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg MNM: Did you change your diper? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7044/270mc.jpg Kendrick & London: Are these the auditions for Matrix 4? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6292/301ex.jpg Helms: *Doing an impression of a flying car* http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2442/319yb.jpg Suck it http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg Kennedy: *Breathes out* Krystal: You want a breath mint? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg Canon: Mmmmmm, all that meat, can I have a bite? Fat Guy: Are you a cannibal? http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg Burchill: Now SD's the flag-ship show http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5962/399op.jpg Ringa Ringa Roses, a pocket full of poses http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/163/386ls.jpg Let me clear those knits http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7121/404xv.jpg Giving a new meaning to fighting Irish... ...picking on little kids who dress up as Mucha Lucha characters |
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Kennedy: GOOOOOAAAALL! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg When Johnny Depp plays a character, he lives it. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5962/399op.jpg GIANT JUVENTUD V. ULTRAMAN! ONE NITE ONLY! ONLY ON PPV! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1718/131zc.jpg Booker: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! These atheletes here tonight didn't come to play. See the Fujiwar Benoit is placing? Now that's something not to be messed w-- Tazz: He knows we're watching the dog show, right? Cole: Shh! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg UT: I hate you, Elton John!! Davairi: I'm not Elton! I'm-- UT: ELTON JOHN!!! http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg RKO: All this can be yours, if the Price is Right. http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg Benoit: Quick! Get the net! I finally bagged me one of them Treasure Trolls! *end!* |
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