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Judging by his shirt, Edge just learned a hard lesson: Lita squirts. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/03.jpg Predictably, the newly introduced Kane backpack quickly became WWE's worst selling merchandise item. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/13.jpg Preparing for a feud with Roger Ebert, Candice introduces the running thumbs up. might do more later, nothing's really calling out to me atm. |
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Ref: You may kiss the Bride Kane: Come here honey. http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4923/092qw.jpg RVD gets speared in mid-air by Richards. http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7333/104ax.jpg LOL, Trish only has one leg. http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4961/318oi.jpg :eek: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7181/281di.jpg Mick agrees with me. http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7373/386rx.jpg Spirit Squad: Vince is Gay. G.A.Y Vince: Hell yeah I am. http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/245/404eb.jpg Marty: Ewwwwww, he doesnt wipe his ass. |
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Apparently Lita did the laundry. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/05.jpg Kane: Don't you just hate it when you get jobber stuck betwen your teeth? They are just impossible to get out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/25.jpg Venis: This is because I'm the only one here without a big gut isn't it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/26.jpg CHOMP. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/28.jpg Mick: Herbal Viagra works! *thumbs up and winks to camera* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/29.jpg When Vince and Shane invited Shawn to take part in the family game night, I don't think this is what he had in mind. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/37.jpg Marty: Nice tan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/38.jpg Queerit Squad: Can YOU get it in? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/39.jpg Steel chair versus Vince's penis. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/40.jpg Marty: That's not the crack I was talki- Vince: SHUT UP AND SNIFF IT!! |
Heads up people- I made a few more gay jokes than I normally go for, I point out a nice case of camel toe, a few comments about a broadway show, and a racist joke. This is a half ass shot a humor, and is not meant to be taken seriously. I don't mean to offend anyone but...
*meanwhile* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/24.jpg Ref: Is he done yet? Ric: Nope. Ref: Fucking PC disclaimer... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/01.jpg Mick Foley: And if ECW's second One Night Stand isn't booked properly this year, Vince, you know where this bad boy is goin'! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/02.jpg Game Show Host: Now for all of you playing along with Edge, close your eyes. The answer to "how many people on the roster has Lita slept with" is going to be appearing over her shortly. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/03.jpg There's something about a monster with a deep past (if you read the fucking book) and a big black guy that just makes The Big Show and the ref want to live out their brokeback fantasy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/04.jpg *insert random glass ceiling joke here* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/05.jpg Kane: Damn it, I told you not to sleep with the title in your bed! You got chocolate all over it! Show: I can lick it off.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/07.jpg RVD: AND THAT'S FOR GETTING MORE AIR TIME THAN LANCE CADE!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/08.jpg Somehow the one man Pity City just isn't working out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/09.jpg Proof that RVD could put over ANYTHING in a match -or- Fear the pile of crap! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/10.jpg Mickie: OHMYGODTRISHILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!!!! Trish: That's nice, but my wallet is in the back, so stop reaching for it. Mickie: :shifty: wallet.... yeah.... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/12.jpg Rey doesn't have anything on Trish's 69! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/13.jpg THUMBS UP FOR NO REASON!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/15.jpg Triple H: Don't you hear them? They're saying "Cena Sucks." They don't like you. Cena: No, they're saying "You Suck!" Triple H: ... Cena: ...what? It worked for Kurt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/16.jpg Coach: Do you have any idea how gay that title makes you look? Cena: Yeah, about as gay as that time I saw you and Elton John watch that Brokeback movie. Coach: How did you know we saw that? Cena: I was in the same scre... JEDI POWERS! I DID NOT SEE IT!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/17.jpg Smirk, Triple H, for your life long quest has come to an end! Find someone as smart and as likeable as Paris Hilton! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/18.jpg Otron: AND THAT'S FOR BAILING ON THE KERWIN WHITE GIMMICK!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/19.jpg Chavo: I shall win this match for I know my uncle is watching over me! Shelton: Your uncle is Sean O'Haire? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/21.jpg The classic "Pull My Finger" joke went to a whole new level when the ref said, "Pull my negro!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/23.jpg Carlito: Spamalot is going to replace Avenue Q in Las Vegas? Dat's not cool! WWE Writers: Damn it Carltio! No one is going to get that! *And somewhere in the Morongo Basin, southern CA...* FourFifty: :lol: so true! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/24.jpg Ref: Did you get that last caption? Ric: Nope. Ref: Good, I don't feel dumb anymore. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/25.jpg WWE's Figure Skating team really couldn't get with the program this year... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/26.jpg Cena: If you never touched this belt then why does it say "Triple H" on the back!?!?! Triple H: I trained it to do that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/28.jpg Mick Foley's reaction to SmackDown's main event at WM- only half a smile. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/29.jpg HBK: Where's the creme filling? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/31.jpg I'm not sure where he is, or what he's doing, but you know Stevie is loving it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/32.jpg Giving the crowd a live preformance from Brokeback McMahon really wore HBK out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/33.jpg CAMEL TOE ATTACK!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/35.jpg Vince: You want a contract? Fine, you just have to do one thing... Watch "The Best Of Jeff Hardy Vol 7: The Promos!" Marty: Shouldn't be too much, but why do I need to be in a full nelson? Vince: You've been out of the loop, right? Masters: Yeah! It's the Master Lock, not the full nelson! Vince: :roll: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/37.jpg Vince: I want you to know, the time that we've spent... How great it's been, how much it's meant. Marty: Gosh, I don't know what to say. I'm really glad you feel that way, 'cuz I'm afraid that I like you more than I've ever liked any guy before! Both: Cuz now, My love! I'm getting what I've always been dreaming of! Writers: So we have a gay joke and a Broadway refrence in one... So how many people will get this one? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/24.jpg Ref: Did you get that one? Ric: Nope. Ref: ...who writes this shit?!?!?!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/39.jpg *moments later* RVD: SONOFA BITCH!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/40.jpg Vince: This reminds me of that one dream that I had when I tried to push The Rockers one last time, and I didn't have any pants on. |
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Much to the crowd's amazement, Mick was able to virtually finish his own brand of Hardcore Cotton Candy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/02.jpg Further proof of Lita's thick headedness came when the Wrestlemania sign impeded itself in her skull, and she didn't notice. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/03.jpg KANE: CARRY ME TO SCHOOL DADDY!!! VIS: Grrrrrr... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/05.jpg KANE: Remember when these belts were worth something? BIG SHOW: No. REF: These aren't the droids you're looking for... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/07.jpg This was a most awkward position to get stuck in Rhyno glue in... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/10.jpg Mickie James' "fullfill the fantasy of a million men" gimmick was going quite well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/11.jpg CANDACE: Never let go! TORRIE: I'll never let go! REF: WHAT? TRISH: I said! Smells! Like! Fish! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/12.jpg Trish had the gold medal won until she tried to do a Candace drop flip 1080 and missed, thus blowing the win. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/13.jpg Joke's on Trish. Candace was holding a piece of the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/14.jpg http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/15.jpg HHH: They're booing you because you're not a good enough face, not because I'm a bad heel, ya know. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/16.jpg COACH: Got your nose--oh shit. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/18.jpg Two more people and the WWE Human Swastika would be complete! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/23.jpg Yeah, you'd be grossed out if you saw Lindsay Lohan's mutated side boob too. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/24.jpg No caption, but Flair actually looks kinda buff in that pic. :eek: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/25.jpg Somehow, Kane had managed to get on top of the glass halfceiling and was now slapping Val Venis around like nothing else! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/26.jpg "I SUCK BIGGER COCK THAN ANY ONE OF THOSE JABRONIS!!!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/27.jpg ".......................... I don't get it... I didn't see any cabinets in the White House..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/29.jpg The new Shawn Michaels Medicinal Leeches were a great way to improve blood circulation! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/30.jpg HBK: Wait! I want to hear the ocean! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/31.jpg TRISH: Aw geez, Candace! What did you eat for lunch???? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/32.jpg After a long day of fellatio, the male returns home exhausted, falling asleep to await another day of trouser-friendly kissing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/34.jpg Chavo's air swimming skills were unmatched. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/37.jpg With the weight loss and the skin color surgery and the advanced aging, Rikishi just didn't pack the same punch anymore. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/38.jpg "This tube amplifies the fellatio..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/39.jpg VINCE: Okay, when I said my grapefruits were hard enough to plow a chair, I didn't actually mean it like that... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/40.jpg An aged and withered Brock Lesnar's second stint as proctologist didn't exactly go the way he wanted. |
(I haven't read any yet, so sorry for any stolen jokes.)
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/01.jpg *Aqua's "Barbie Girl" song starts to play* Mick: :$ http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/02.jpg In a strange twist of fate, Lita's plastic surgeon botched her boob job and made one boob 4 sizes too big. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/03.jpg Big Show: NIGGA STOLE MY TAG PARTNER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/05.jpg Kane: I WANT THE TOY BELT! :mad: Big Show: NO! MOMMY GOT IT FOR ME! Kane: I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! MOOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!! Undertaker: SHUT UP! MOM'S HAVING SNUGGLE TIME WITH PAUL! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/10.jpg The WWE's idea to bring in two real lesbians and have "Hot Bull-Dyke Action" didn't go over as well as they had hoped. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/15.jpg Triple H: AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THA- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? John: I'm trying to figure out where I put the coin in to play the game. Which slot is it? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/18.jpg JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/29.jpg At this very moment it was all coming back to Shawn... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/34.jpg The first ever official "X Pac Sucking Machine Match" didn't exactly work out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/35.jpg Vince: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT RAISE YOUR HAND! :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/37.jpg Marty: ..... OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ABYSSSS ABYSS ABYSS ABYss abyss... Vince: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/39.jpg Shawn: ANSWER ME! DID... YOU... SIT... ON... MY... CHAIR... WITHOUT... PANTS!? Vince: Now Shawn, let's handle this like gro- Shawn: ANSWER ME! Vince: YES! I DID, OKAY! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/40.jpg Vince: This is possibly the gayest pose we've ever done lover. Marty: I'm not Hunter... Vince: WHAT!? *Camera takes the picture* |
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Mick: Can't I come out as Dude Love just one more time? JUST ONCE! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/02.jpg Edge: *watching the Titan-Tron* C'mon Lita, just a little to the left... a little to the left... Lita: I'm wearing Double Sided Tape. Edge: *thinks for a second* In that case, C'mon Lita, just a little to the right... a little to the right... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/03.jpg Vis got angry when Kane started idly humming the Men on a Mission Theme Song. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/04.jpg Show: How does Vince tell them apart? They're both bald... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/05.jpg Show: I'm the bigger of the two guys, why do I get the puny little bitch belt? Kane: Hey, asshole, I got your belt right here! Show: Heh, puny little bitch want to give me the Daddy Belt back! Kane: :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/07.jpg The Sid Leg breaking incident of 2000 paled in comparison to the RVD Double Ankle break/Bottom rope crotch yourself/Shoulder Separation incident of 2006. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/08.jpg Murdoch psychic powers flung RVD out of the ring... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/09.jpg Then it causes RVD to freeze in Midair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/10.jpg Oh to be Trish Stratus right now... :naughty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/11.jpg Mickey Jay: Referee/Part Time CIA Torturer didn't get over with the fans. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/12.jpg Cameraman: I ain't never seen an ass like dat! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/13.jpg Trish narrowly dodged Candice's attempt to make Trish suck her thumb. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/15.jpg Hunter: Do you see a stupid wigger when you look in the mirror? Cena: No. Hunter: I do! Cena: I thought you saw a wannabe Lemmy when you look in the mirror. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/16.jpg Coach's fart noises weren't appropriate http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/17.jpg Cena: World Life! The Champ is Hur! If you Want Some, Come Get some! Hunter: Y'know, he really does look like Popeye, doesn't he? Fans: POPEYE SUCKS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/18.jpg Chavo escapes the RKO by giving Randy a nipple crippler. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/19.jpg Shelton channels the power of the Hulk when he Hammer throws Chavo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/21.jpg Ref: Shoot this man in the ass! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/23.jpg Carlito: You mean that Bush knew about Katrina being bad in advance? :eek: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/24.jpg He knew he was supposed to be looking straight ahead, but he couldn't help but look at the highlights of the Mickey James/Trish Stratus shower match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/25.jpg Val: :eek: Is that from the Matrix? Kane: No, it's from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon! Get your cult phenom flicks RIGHT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/26.jpg Cena: The Mirrors are all busted and someone is crying it must have been the Pills I took! *"Misery Cantata" plays* Hunter: Dude, you're fucked! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/27.jpg *Three seconds earlier* Cameraman: Alright, look at the camera and smile! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/28.jpg Listen to the new Hank Williams III album! It's Mick Foley approved! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/29.jpg Vince: You know this isn't any different than what you do everynight anyway! We're just doing it in front of everybody. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/30.jpg Shawn never saw the chairshot coming: He was blinded by Shane's gaudy Tie. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/31.jpg Vastardikai: Why wasn't I invited? :'( (side note: If I had Lita'd these Captions like I did the Smackdown ones, this caption would have been for the picture two up. Giving this whole thing a completely DIFFERENT connotation...) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/32.jpg When evil takes over the world, have no fear: The V will set everything right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/33.jpg The Playboy bunny checks out Trish! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/34.jpg Shelton: Now that you're up there, what's the prognosis. Chavo: I hate to say it, but you're going bald. Shelton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/35.jpg Marty was stoned. How else would he be willing to be attacked by the Mad Humper. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/37.jpg Kids: This is disgusting. Father: What did I take my children to see!?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/38.jpg Vince: That's the best Beer Funnel I have ever seen! Mondo: And You're next, boss! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/39.jpg Shawn: Why are you always getting caught with your pants down? Vince: It... It's not what you think! Shawn: So Stevie isn't sucking you off? Vince: Well... It is what you think, then. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1946470/40.jpg Vince: Marty, are you sure this is how you are properly screened for drugs? Marty: Yeah, man, it's cool. I learned it from Lita. Vince: *gulp* Marty: By the way, have you hung out with that RVD guy? He's awesome! Vince: *to himself* I knew I shouldn't have rehired him... |
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Im not sure whos position id want to be in right now, on my knees grabbing trish's ass or standing up and having mickie james on her knees grabbing me in genral |
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