midgets, a pirate, and worms.
 

Three reasons i love smackdown

your turn.

They air it when i'm awake.

ITS COMING TO NZ TOMORROW WHOO!

Milk, milk, lemonade.

...press the button chocolate cake.

I think there are a ctually a better set of in-ring performers on Smackdown, top to bottom. And guys like JBL, Kennedy, Angle, and Daivari are great on the mic. But the storylines are fairly stupid and juvenile. Even for the WWE.

I'm only gonna say this once...

PIRATES ARE NOT JUVENILE!

I dunno, if smackDOWN! didn't have the 430578934 injuries (and deaths) over the last few years, and a some decent storylines, it'd be a pretty hot comodity right about now.

Pirates might be good for an occasional laugh, at first. But realistically, how far can you take that gimmick? Its got 'midcard hell' written all over it. Burchill is a pretty talented individual and he's never going to headlline anything as Paul the Pirate.

Basically, he didn't need a gimmick. He needed a little time and an opportunity to get over on his own. Like not wrestling on Velocity. If he'd gotten the same kind of introductory push that Lashley or even Finaly got, this wouldn't even be a discussion.

Seriously good point. Smackdown is still very poorly written. Especially considering they have the luxury of being taped.

I think it'd work short term to split regal and Burchill up.

However, Smackdown's not going to win people over with this asinine shit. The Boogeyman's wearing on me, Burchill's likely to be in midcard Hell, and midgets have no place in wrestling.

...Is this a quote from a few years ago about Cena the Wigger or Burchill the Pirate?:shifty:

the rated ARRRRRRRRRRR superstar....


NEXT WEEK AT WRESLMANIA i'll SHIVER HIS TIMBERS!

Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle, oh and I almost forgot,









Kurt Angle.

Right now I love Tatanka. I liked him in his ifrst run in the WWF. He hasn't disappointed me yet. This could all change in a few weeks or months, but right now I'm liking the nostalgia that is Tatanka.

Nah...if people had been paying attention at all to the proliferation of Wiggers in American society they would've known that gimmick was going to blow up pretty much instantly.

There's just a certain type of white person that absolutely loves that shit. One of them just happened to have been Stephanie McMahon.

Tatanka

Yeah, if you ignore the decline of the popularity when WWE finally decided to run with it...

and you cannot ignore the demographic that just loves pirates... EMO KIDS! The Masochistic part of our community loves wrestling and they also love johnny depp and i think there is no better a time than with the pirates of the carribean 2 coming out for wwe to thrust a pirate down the pirate hater lilly livered sons of bitch's throats.

In all seriousness though, when i was in a work camp the guys loved the midgets and the girls, the midgets made them laugh the girls made them.... cry...