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Kane Knight 03-04-2006 11:34 PM

Worst. Ball Shot. Evar.
 
:rofl:

Christian's "Bangkok" joke last week was followed up by the most limp wristed nut shot I've ever seen. What, was he afraid he'd sprain his wrist on the "King of the Jungle?"

Skippord 03-04-2006 11:35 PM

I know it would have been awesome if he kneed him right square in the balls

Kane Knight 03-04-2006 11:38 PM

Yeah, that was the "pounce" of ball shots.

It was weak, and since it was undersold, pointless.

Kane Knight 03-04-2006 11:40 PM

Oh, and I honestly hope nobody whines about spoilers, as that shit's a week old now.

Funky Fly 03-05-2006 05:28 AM

I haven't been watching impact lately, so pardon my ignorance.

Do you mean like Christian asked someone what the capital of Thailand is, and then the other guy said "Bangkok", and then Chrstian cock knocks him?

Because if so, the Daily Show ripped that off like 2 or 3 days ago.

ddpBANG 03-05-2006 05:52 AM

Yeah, pretty much just like that, Funky.

ddpBANG 03-05-2006 05:55 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P6MG05Dax...0monty%20brown

Just fast forward to the triangle before "share."

Xero 03-05-2006 07:06 AM

Yeah, I saw the opening and I couldn't believe he pulled that joke off. Priceless, no matter how weak it was.

Kane Knight 03-05-2006 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Funky Fly
I haven't been watching impact lately, so pardon my ignorance.

Do you mean like Christian asked someone what the capital of Thailand is, and then the other guy said "Bangkok", and then Chrstian cock knocks him?

Because if so, the Daily Show ripped that off like 2 or 3 days ago.

Yeah, and I think the DS was a re-run, because they made that joke a while ago.

It was a pretty weak "cock knock" too. Nothing that should tame a beast of the Saran...Serre...Seirn...Cera...Fuck it...JUNGLE.

PureHatred 03-05-2006 01:59 PM

Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.

Xero 03-05-2006 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PureHatred
Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.

Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

PureHatred 03-05-2006 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

See...TNA should've actually done that whihc would've made the segment priceless.

Ball-shot. POUNCE attempt. Step aside. Monty into the other tunrbuckles. Another ball shot and Christian rolls out of the ring.

loopydate 03-05-2006 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

Like that SNL "Don Zimmer Sport Spectacular" skit. Just turn his head away, and watch his momentum take him down.

Skippord 03-05-2006 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PureHatred
Maybe Monty had a word with him backstage before the bit. Segment or no segment, if a giant black man who outweighs me by about 40 lbs tells me not to hit him in the balls, I probably don't hit him in the balls.

I would then I would do it again

Kane Knight 03-05-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
Yeah, but if a big black guy who can only run at you full steam tells you not to hit him in the balls, well, just hit him in the balls and take a step to the side.

:rofl:

Kane Knight 03-05-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Skippord
I would then I would do it again

Word. A black guy who outweighs you by 40 lbs still sings soprano when hit in the balls. :D

Funky Fly 03-05-2006 05:30 PM

That was pretty terrible. And he no sold it after 2 seconds.

Corkscrewed 03-06-2006 03:27 AM

ROFL

See, the way I saw that was not as a low blow, but more like a ball tap. So just mean to startle him.

However, a knee to the balls would have capped that thing off as priceless. :lol:

Disturbed316 03-06-2006 08:17 AM

It was also in American Pie 3: The Wedding.

Disturbed316 03-06-2006 08:19 AM

Wow, Monty Brown should never be let near a microphone.

Kane Knight 03-06-2006 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Disturbed316
It was also in American Pie 3: The Wedding.

The joke? Yeah, it's been around forever. I first heard it like a decade ago.

Blue Demon 03-06-2006 10:25 AM

:lol: that was so abd it was good

Stickman 03-06-2006 12:19 PM

It would've been funny if Christian did that to a star.

Arnold HamNegger 03-06-2006 12:33 PM

Was it worse than Linda McMahon's nut shot whiff on Jim Ross when he was fired?

Skippord 03-06-2006 06:19 PM

I think Christian was trying to feel him up a little bit


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