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JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:05 PM

the new......backyard wrestler who kicks @$$
 
well i'm new and i'm a backyard wrestler.....the fuckin champ man and i got my msn and yahoo on here so send me a message
till then
Joe Cool
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Shadow 03-09-2006 11:09 PM

........................................................

Oh dear gods.

loopydate 03-09-2006 11:10 PM

Uh-oh.

Word to the not-so-wise. There is nothing we here at TPWW (or anywhere in the IWC or the wrestling world in general) loathe quite like backyard wrestlers.

Go to a school and learn to do it right before you kill yourself or someone else.

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:14 PM

i got trained by a friend who got trained by some pro wrestler and we don't get hurt.....much......a whole lot......i left in a ambulance

Blitz 03-09-2006 11:15 PM

Jeez, at the very most I thought he was retarded, but a backyarder...?

Shadow 03-09-2006 11:15 PM

It just keeps getting worse.

Kane Knight 03-09-2006 11:17 PM

Joke account.

Besides, everyone respect the Knight, and the Knight backyard wrestled under the name "Aryan Alex Hitler." The Knight's finisher? "Auchwitz." I'd sit on the guy's face and fart while diving into a table covered with light bulbs.

Kane Knight 03-09-2006 11:22 PM

...And then deny the match ever occurred.

Skippord 03-09-2006 11:27 PM

ARE YOU NICK MONDO JOEJOYNER

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:29 PM

who is nick mondo....i am mick foley's long lost kid

Blitz 03-09-2006 11:31 PM

Joejoyner, just how extreme are you? Are you just regular old "extreme" or are you XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE
ZZZZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!1!11!!!

Shadow 03-09-2006 11:33 PM

Oh I get it...it's really Sadistic on a new account.

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:34 PM

XTREMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKIN CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!1

loopydate 03-09-2006 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
Oh I get it...it's really Sadistic on a new account.

Nah. Sadistic would be claiming that he was on the undercard in a five-star lucha contest. The show just happened to contain a barbed-wire and lightbulbs match or seven.

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:37 PM

I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Skippord 03-09-2006 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Well I got thrown off a treadmill into a door today

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:41 PM

WELL GOOD FOR U

Kane Knight 03-09-2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

But what have you done for me lately?

The Naitch 03-09-2006 11:46 PM

I think we just found Sadistic's soul mate

94 SVT Cobra 03-09-2006 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
I SAID I GOT PUT THRO A FUCKING CAR WINDOW!!!!!!!!

Yea, and i got bit by my 5ft python that mistook my hand for a mouse in his feed box.
whats your point?

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:49 PM

what the....fuck?

Jaton 03-09-2006 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
Nah. Sadistic would be claiming that he was on the undercard in a five-star lucha contest. The show just happened to contain a barbed-wire and lightbulbs match or seven.


JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:52 PM

the car was kinda old and sucked ass so i was put thro it

Kane Knight 03-09-2006 11:52 PM

That's nothing. I got a blister trying to outmasturbate Jay.

The Naitch 03-09-2006 11:53 PM

you got a Rock avatar, so part of me still likes you

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:55 PM

ok

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:55 PM

well if u wanna know me better add me to ur msn or yahoo

Shadow 03-09-2006 11:57 PM

I'd rather not.

JoeJoyner 03-09-2006 11:58 PM

bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

Dorkchop 03-10-2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
the new......backyard wrestler who kicks @$$

Man, you kick a lot of at money money.

Shadow 03-10-2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

You are?

Kane Knight 03-10-2006 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeJoyner
bet u see me as an ass-hole.......well guess what.......

You're worse?

Fryza 03-10-2006 12:44 AM

This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.

Dorkchop 03-10-2006 12:44 AM

:foc: the establishment

That is the worst signature in the history of anything. Please explain because I'm sure you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

loopydate 03-10-2006 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fryza
This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.

...Jigsaw?

James Steele 03-10-2006 12:46 AM

:lol: Loopy

Fryza 03-10-2006 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
...Jigsaw?

... Well, if you put it that way...

You have thirty seconds to do all that then too.

Stickman 03-10-2006 12:47 AM

I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.

Dorkchop 03-10-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stickman
I broke my neck this morning but I'm fine now.

I tear my quad all the time. I tore it this morning. Look I'm fine. I'm jumping aound.

JoeJoyner 03-10-2006 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fryza
This topic sucks.

If you're truly hardcore, preform a senton off a house onto a moving dumpster truck that's on fire with glass and barbed wire and tables super glued to the truck while it's about to fall of a cliff and there's a dying old man in the front and your opponent in the back and the only way to actually make contact with him is to go through a line of razor wire that has been soaked in battery acid.

If you do this, then- AND ONLY THEN- will you earn my respect. Or something.




ok u r FUCKIN CRAZY i ain't that extreme..........sounds like fun tho:y:


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