Rhetorical Wrestling Questions
 

Post some rhetorical wrestling-related questions. You can answer previous ones if you'd like (or your own). I'll start with one...

If Chyna doesn't want to be treated like a woman, or treated like a man, what does she want to be treated as?

why do main eventers always wait until after the show starts to arrive? If Funaki can arrive on time, why can't they?

Why do steel chairs and tables have less effect on people in hardcore and TLC matches?

How is it that millions of people can see a backstage segment on TV; but the wrestlers never know about it.

Treat her for just who she is.

For who and what she is. ;)

Who betta than Kanyon?

For that matter, howcum they occasionally can?

When wrestlers debut/invade the other show when they shouldn't, why, when they ask for a mic, they get it? And why don't they cut it off while they're bad-mouthing the show/company?

Why do wrestlers' theme song and video play before unplanned appearances? Does that mean that, Steve Austin for instance, runs by the production truck just before he heads down to the ring...

"Listen you sumbitch...Stone Cold is tired of listening to that sumbitch Vince McMahon run his mouth..so even though I'm not scheduled to be here and I want to take him by surprise...go ahead and cue my music and pyro..and make sure you get Stone Cold's good side on the way down to the ring :mad:!!!"