Favorite Segments of All-Time
 

So many to choose from...

I'll be the first to say the most obvious:

Mankind & The Rock's "This is Your Life" - RAW, 1999 (2000?)

-A classic Mick Foley segment, made twice as good thanks to The Rock's comedic brilliance. One of the highest rated segments in the history of RAW, and easily one of the funniest. This is a prime example of the type of stuff we got from the golden age of 90's wrestling and Vince Russo.



Any of the Booker T & Goldust segments between 2001-2002 were also absolutely brilliant, as was their stuff with Chris Jericho and Christian.

I personally always liked the DX impersonation of the Nation of Domination. =\

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Also the 'freestyle' battle between Kurt and Cena on Smackdown.

This Is Your Life was actually THE highest rated segment in the history of Raw.

Right now, Kurt Angle singing "Sexy Kurt" keeps coming to mind.

Chris Jericho's WWE Debut
This is Your Life
Stone Cold Beer Truck
Rock challenges Hogan to Wrestlemania

Those are the ones that come to mind

kurt angle milk truck was the first time i marked out

anything Eugene

Anything involving Goldust and Booker T. FUNNY, FUNNY stuff.
And the Chris Jericho debut on RAW had to be one of the craziest things ever. Just the bestest and perfectest debut of all time.

Goldust's electrocution shit just going off in the middle of a segment had me rolling.

the first hogan/rock segment on raw had my whole family going insane, as did their WMX8 match

HHH and HBK discuss the Kliq at MSG

Chris Jericho debuts
ECW takes the Invasion to the EXTREME! (before they joined WCW)
ECW invades Raw the week before ONS
Batista turns face

This Is Your Life
DX Impersonations
Goldust With His Tourets
And one of my all time favorites is when DX were being interviewed by the police when Austin was ran over and Road Dogg said deez nuts to the cop and Trips spit water half way across the damn room.....That was funny as hell

kurt angle and his milk truck. JR made that shit priceless.
Jericho debut


Alot of the Edge, Kurt and Christain stuff comes to mind.

For some reason I loved it during the Invasion when the Rock came out and rock bottomed both Shane and Vince and left the crowd wondering what he was going to do. I was a massive mark at the time and I loved it.

Jericho's debut
Austin in the beer truck
Bret Hart beating Goldberg in under five minutes.

Xtian/Jericho Ass-cream segment was gold.

Fuck yes!

Anything involving E & C, Angle, and/or Foley. Every single thing they did was pure gold. A lot of my favorite wrestling memories came from them.

Sodas rule
So totally reeking of awesomeness
5 second poses
Christian losing weight in a chicken costume
KAZOO THEMES
and way more

Stating they were about to do a run in while on commentary, which led to them calling JR 'markish' was pretty funny.

On topic, both ECW invasions were great when they initially happened.

All of the Kane/ Undertaker segments leading up to WM XX. No idea how, seeing as Taker was absent from it all.

The Austin/Vince/Angle cowboy hat fiasco. Every time I think of that I hear 'We don't need no stinkin' badges!'

long live the zoo

Bret Hart with the belly plate against goldberg's spear.

Edge and Christian.

Cake rocks the body that rocks the party.
Our nuts are fine for consumption.

A few that come to mind...

HHH's return at MSG after his quad injury

Rock coming down unexpectedly and helping Eugene at a Raw

Angle's Milk Truck *I can still hear JR... "Milk o Mania is RUNNING WILD!"*

Y2J's "clock countdown"

Austin singing "Kumbya" and "We are the Champions" to Vince.

Rock and Austin sing to each other on Raw right before Survivor Series WWE vs Alliance Match


and a few serious segments

First Segment of Raw is Owen
First Segment of the Raw Eddie Tribute


just a few of many.

Rock/Hurricane segments were GOLD!

Especially the one where Hurricane starts out by hiding in The Rock's locker.

"Tiny ding-a-ling" anyone?

Give you my top 10

Hart Foundation reform
Pillman attacks Austin and almost breaks his ankle
The 2nd DX forms
Nash and Hall attack WCW outside MGM.
Jake attacks Savage with his snake
Barber Shop
Piper takes out the Flower Shop
Pillman: ECW Cyberslam interview
Flair turns on Dusty in the cage and the Horsemen fuck him up.
Harts and Honky lay out Savage and Hogan comes down for the save: Mega Poweres Form.

Jericho/The Rock on Raw or Smackdown (can't remember) before their number one contenders match.

Jericho: "Look at you with your uni-brow and your "Just Bring it!". Bring what? a vommit back? A fig newton? Or how about a Y2J telling you to SHUT THE HELL UP! :rofl:

Also...

-The insane Al Snow/Hardcore Holly brawl that led out of the arena and into a body of water, I do believe. That was some crazy entertaining shit; probably the best thing Bob Holly will ever do in wrestling, which is very sad.


-On an edition of a '99 Nitro, Bret Hart was injured and went out to the ring to defend his US Title against Diamond Dallas Page, who had been trying to get a title shot for weeks. He comes out on the stage (this was the old WCW stage with the big W-C-W letters off to the side), and The Giant waylays him, smacks him around, then Chokeslams his ass through the stage, and leaves. Bret quips: "I guess DDP wins by DQ."

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If I havn't said it 1000 times before, let me say it one more time...I love Triple H.

Though if we are being honest, he makes a shitty face if you take away the DX antics.

Damn how can i forget about HHH's return

and also how can i forget The Rock's return to Raw (after No Way Out 03)when he told off the Toronto crowd in what i believe was his best promo ever!

Mick foley visiting Vince in the hospital and the birth of Mr Socko

The night the harts re-united, it's one of the first moments i really remember of that period

Cactus Jack's Cane Dewy Promo

Jericho going to the Library of Congress to find a Loop-Hole to get his WCW Cruiserweight Championship back.

Christian getting presents from Santa to look more like a real World Champion. (in TNA he put on a wig, glasses, white pants and took out a gutair , funny stuff.)

Austin going through Titan Towers when he was named the new CEO of WWF.

Shane Douglas throwing down the NWA World Heavyweight Championship

Jericho's Highlight Reel after Wrestlemania XX when he "officially" turned face just trashing Trish.

RVD's One Night Stand Promo

nWo mocking out The Four Horseman. "Not you're dog spot, not a liver spot, my spot."

Shawn Michaels as Hulk Hogan on the "Larry Bling" Show, Exibit Q of why Michaels should be a heel.

Rock Conerts

Cactus Jack's Cane Dewy Promo
Austin in the beer truck
Kurt in the milk truck
Arn Anderson retirement speech
Rock Concerts
Austin and Booker in supermarket
Paul Heymans One Night Stand Promo

Jericho's WWF debut, biggest mark out ever.
Any Edge/Christian segment.