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James Steele 03-25-2006 12:46 PM

JamesSteele's Top 5: Reasons To Watch WrestleMania 22
 
JamesSteele's Top 5...


Reasons To Watch
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5.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1.../vince_hbk.jpg
No Holds Barred... : naughty :
Vince McMahon and HBK have had a history of screwing people over in the past, but at WrestleMania they will try and screw each other. The question is, who is going to "do the job"?





4.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...oss_rape01.jpghttp://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...oss_rape02.jpg
SODOMY ISN'T JUST FOR JBL ANYMORE
OH MY GOD! will echo through TVs as Joey Styles will surely call play-by-play as Carlito does it like WCW and "plays with the big boys". Hoss Rape- Dat's Not Cool.





3. http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...a_hardcore.jpg
HLA GOES TO THE EXTREME!
Hot Lesbian Action. HLA. They have tried it before, but it was missing something. However at WrestleMania 22, the missing ingredient will be added when HLA goes HARDCORE.




2.http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...roken_neck.jpg
The World's Largest Broken Neck
Move over Kurt, there is going to be a new inductee into the "Broken Friggin' Neck" wing of the WWE Hall Of Fame.



1. http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...pinnerbelt.jpg

Triple H w/ a Spinner Belt
WrestleMania goes big time, and so does "The Game" with this Big Time Bling Championship Belt! I do honestly believe that words can not express how awesome it will be to see Triple H with a spinning championship belt. I can see him doing "the NEW spit spot" the next night on RAW. Triple H comes out with 10 hot torrid naked women and right before he spits, the naked women spin his belt.

King Jericho 03-25-2006 01:30 PM

Ok.

UmbrellaCorporation 03-25-2006 01:35 PM

lol, for some reason, I'm more positive about the Spinner Belt than I was a couple of months ago.

Still hate the rap gimmick of Cena's and all, but I suppose in retrospect, I HAVE seen worse looking titles. If that's the new "official" WWE Championship, I dunno. I just think it'd look smooth with Triple H.

James Steele 03-25-2006 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Jericho
Ok.

Ok, what?

James Steele 03-25-2006 02:14 PM

However, I have recieved it on good authority that "The OG" Grandpa Cena will be at WrestleMania 22!!!


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The One 03-25-2006 03:53 PM

The only reason I would want to see this PPV is to see Hunter hold up the spinning title...which there will be pictures of on WWE.com within the hour, so really...back down to no reasons for me.

But a valient attempt to save the sinking ship known as Mania JS. :y:

Corkscrewed 03-25-2006 03:59 PM

Dude, HHH getting increasingly frustrated by a spinning belt would be comedy gold. LIke he holds it up, it spins the wrong way, and he gets pissed cuz the logo is upside down. That'd be hilarious.

James Steele 03-25-2006 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
The only reason I would want to see this PPV is to see Hunter hold up the spinning title...which there will be pictures of on WWE.com within the hour, so really...back down to no reasons for me.

But a valient attempt to save the sinking ship known as Mania JS. :y:

It is my duty as a fan to try. Hell, if I still watched after the inVasion...I can help others make it through this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
Dude, HHH getting increasingly frustrated by a spinning belt would be comedy gold. LIke he holds it up, it spins the wrong way, and he gets pissed cuz the logo is upside down. That'd be hilarious.

:love::kiss:

UmbrellaCorporation 03-25-2006 04:22 PM

Despite the fact that many of the matches have little to no good buildup about them, I'm looking forward to Mania somehow.

Xero 03-25-2006 04:23 PM

You know what would be an awesome John Cena/Triple H storyline? Triple H wins the title and Vince, at RAW, is ready to give Hunter the real title, when Cena runs in and steals the real title.

For weeks after that Triple H is pissed about having to carry that ugly piece of shit around. End the whole thing at Backlash with Hunter winning a ladder match and Cena's out of the picture, Triple H has a real title, and the WWE would have bashed Cena in-jokingly all in the span of a month.

UmbrellaCorporation 03-25-2006 04:24 PM

It's probably a terrible thing that I use the Spinner Title 90% of the time on SD/Raw. :(

The One 03-25-2006 04:25 PM

I think the only reason WWE continues to have Cena as the Champ is because of how much money they spent on that title. (Most expensive title ever...even passed the Million Dollar Belt)

UmbrellaCorporation 03-25-2006 04:26 PM

That has me curious. Does anyone have a ballpark figure (or exact would be better) as to how much that belt actually cost?

The One 03-25-2006 04:43 PM

Don't have cost...but here are some stats on it...

Weight: 12 lbs.

Composition of plates: 14 karat gold and platinum

Amount of Gems: 3,484

Cuts of the gems: Round diamonds and rubies; over 2800 2 millimeter square Princess Cut diamonds; triangular and marquise cut diamonds; marquise cut emeralds; rectangular cut diamond baquettes; one big 16 millimeter diamond on the WWE Champion side plate.

Credit: Brian Solomon and WWE SmackDown! magazine. June, 2005.

James Steele 03-25-2006 04:55 PM

That is easily worth a million.

The One 03-25-2006 05:00 PM

To be fair, look at the credit source.

Xero 03-25-2006 05:00 PM

Well, it was until Cena touched it.

Disturbed316 03-25-2006 05:03 PM

I just want to see Triple H catch that stupid moustache in the spinning part of the belt and rip it of his face.

Corkscrewed 03-25-2006 05:33 PM

*HHH holds up the belt and spins it while spitting water and doing his pose*

*a gem falls out*

HHH: What the?! THIS IS CUBIT ZIRCONIA!!!!!

James Steele 03-25-2006 05:50 PM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

McLegend 03-25-2006 06:11 PM

Pretty sure when Cena was on Kimmel he said that the jewlery on the title was fake.

Mr. Nerfect 03-25-2006 09:22 PM

I think the WWE should bring in a new belt if/when Triple H wins. Something more classy would be good.

The eagle belt was, in many people's mind, the greatest design ever for the WWE Championship. If not the exact design, something that follows it closely would be good.

One thing I hope they lose, if they do get a new model for the WWE Championship is the name plate. I don't know why, but I dislike the concept. It makes winning the title seem more like a current position than an honour. I'd much rather hold a title belt the exact same way it was when Ric Flair held it than by knowing he would have looked at it a different way as his name was on their. It is also disettling to me to see wrestlers hold up a title with another wrestlers name on it when they win the title. Sure, you can't change the name plate right away, but I know I wouldn't feel proud holding up the same belt as my worst enemy when it still has his name on it.

The One 03-25-2006 09:58 PM

I like the name plate...and as it has become customary now, it is quite a big deal for the real person who won the title as when the title changes hands there is usually a party in the back with an entire name changing caramony. I think some of Eddie Guerrero's is actually on line somewhere.

And odd that you would mention Ric Flair, as he was the first man in history to have his name go on the title. (The WCW World Heavyweight Championship)

Mr. Nerfect 03-25-2006 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
I like the name plate...and as it has become customary now, it is quite a big deal for the real person who won the title as when the title changes hands there is usually a party in the back with an entire name changing caramony. I think some of Eddie Guerrero's is actually on line somewhere.

And odd that you would mention Ric Flair, as he was the first man in history to have his name go on the title. (The WCW World Heavyweight Championship)

Oh, I can certainly understand the meaning behind it, and the honour it provides the wrestlers, but I just don't like the appearance of it. It seems like they design the belt, and then they plop the name in, which takes away from the belt, in my opinion. I think it would be awesome if they could create a belt and have the name not look thrown on there, but apart of it.

James Steele 03-26-2006 02:04 AM

I made this thread to get some LOLs.

:'(

The One 03-26-2006 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesSteele
I made this thread to get some LOLs.

:'(

:lol: :rofl: LOL! :rofl: :lol: :-\ :shifty:

James Steele 03-26-2006 02:34 AM

:love:

James Steele 03-26-2006 02:34 AM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

The One 03-26-2006 02:49 AM

...Uh...JS, you know I love you, but 2 of the last 4 post in this thread alone have been "LIVE THE GIMMICK", which as great of a catchphrase as it is, sometimes, it just doesn't fit. :shifty: :|

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:12 AM

LIVE THE GIMMICK

The One 03-26-2006 03:13 AM

Trust Me

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:17 AM

The One




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The One 03-26-2006 03:19 AM

I'll do it...but you should know, I do it all for the cookie.

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:21 AM

...so I can get the nookie. :naughty:

The One 03-26-2006 03:23 AM

As long as the cookie, and all the chocolate chips, and the possible white cream center remains mine.

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:24 AM

I just want that ass...TRUST ME!

The One 03-26-2006 03:26 AM

Does anyone on this planet change their sig/avatar/custom title more then you JS? ;)

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:27 AM

No...TRUST ME!

The One 03-26-2006 03:29 AM

OK, now your just stealing someone elses work...cause you're a coward. :shifty:

James Steele 03-26-2006 03:32 AM

Remember, JamesSteele SPITS DEATHRAYS!!!!


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