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STORY!
Vince called a meeting involing all the wrestlers. Vince said " I would like to announce that I am......
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...pushing all the talented wrestlers and burying the hosses."
Then loopydate woke up... |
next to chris benoit
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who had just fought in a ........................
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battle with loopydate's one eyed snake, which had spat it poisonous juices...
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all over his face...he decided to turn on wrestling HHH was.....
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being a cu</>nt...
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and having gay sex with....
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his wife?...
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who had just fired Ultimo Dragon for...........
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winning a match on Velocity....
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with two hands tied behind his back and.....
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which I don't watch cos it's shit...
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Quote:
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playing the kazoo.
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<font color=goldenrod>Kurt Angle then...</font>
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began to shine his real gold...
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...as mr. ass came down and wanted a piece of that...
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Kit Kat bar.
Unfortunately, he was cut off by... |
Big show who had not eaten in 35 minutes...
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<font color=969696>...which meant his half-hour cockmeal was five minutes overdue. He went on a rampage when suddenly...</font>
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cena came out and cut his worst promo ever
Yo show if you say you ain't fat I'll hit you with a baseball bat *crowd marks out anyway* |
<font color=8307ff><b>Big Show proceeded to eat Cena.</font></b>
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On the raw side of things, Goldberg came out to the ring....
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brooklyn brawler then came out and defeated big show for the US title when suddenly...
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he screamed WHOS NEXT and was then attacked and beaten by gillberg...
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who then jobs to HHH
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....via satellite. Hunter didn't want to go to the show, so he had Gillberg job to a TV with his picture on it.
This, of course, led to an outrage backstage, led mostly by.... |
Vince McMahon. If Gillberg didn't get his satellite jobbing down better he was going to be flipping burgers. Brock Lesnar..
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jobbed to a card board cut out of HHH
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HHH then came out to the ring to cut a promo when out of nowhere emerged his old rival Henry Godwin
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who planted him with his own move, the Pedigree, but Triple H
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no-sold it and gave H.O.G. as a sacrifice to...
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...himself...
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who cooked up and enjoyed some manbacon, then...
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Hunter walked into the women's locker room and.....
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Quote:
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on fire...
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...which is just the way HHH likes it, flaming....
then Stephanie walks in... |
and tells Triple H to........
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