Possible new, third, heavyweight title
 

Talks are going on that WWE is gonna introduce a third world heavyweight title after this year's Wrestle-Mania. The most fucking thing about this is that the Yetay is set to return and hold the belt.
Who would you like to see him feud with..

See, I was pretty pissed when I first heard about a third world title, but I knew the Ye-TAY could make it credible. I really would like to see big Vis feud with him over who rapes their opponent better.

He's so gotta feud with The Gambler over it.

Does anyone know what it would be called.....

Id say the most likely and most useful name would be something like the International Heavyweight Championship...

Rumours are flying around everywhere that it's going to be called the Super Fun Times Happy Champ.

Sadly, HHH is going to hold this title 7 times.

The most fucking thing is that four of those reigns are scheduled to take place before SummerSlam.

And the other three are scheduled to happen during Summerslam.

Hear the rumors of the Repoman surprise title run?

I heard that it's going to be a piece of cardboard with Triple H's spit on it. Apparently the WWE recently silently bought out CZW.

This just in those 7 title runs will all happen on the 4/3/06 RAW and the 4/7/06 Smackdown
The WWE feels this will bring ratings so they are making both shows Triple H appreciation night

In random news a psychic has predicted the lowest ratings ever for the WWE next week

I just heard that the WWE is taking KK's idea (fucking TPWW lurkers) and just tattooing it to Hunter's waist.

The thing that they didn't discuss with Hunter is that he will have to lose the title down the line, stealing my idea. :foc:

I heard they're in talks with Red Rooster right now. He'll likely get the title sooner than later...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good lord...I love it.

And they're upgrading the title belt?

Are they gonna make a new brand for it or make it exclusive to the current brands

it's gonna be exclusive to the internet and the brain childs that write the show come up with a unbelieveable name for the title
The Internet Championship

It's actually going to be called the underwaterbasketweaving championship. But like the World Heavyweight title where you don't have to be Heavyweight to use it nor is it defended by the whole world, the name has nothing to do with it.

Somewhere on this site, a really great underwater basket weaver is pulling a Tim White because of that big disappointment

i heard rumor of it being named the Tatooine Heavyweight Championship

My guess is the title will be the Triple H Championship.

That's already the World Heavyweight Title.

I think the Tatooine title should have a Lightsaber shoot out the end, very fallic. Triple H could literally kill Jobbers with it.

OMG! I just found a picture on it on WWE.com! It's gone now, but LOOK!

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4050/chhhamp8sr.jpg

:eek:

LMAO! Why does Triple H's head have bird feet and eagles claws?

That's so mean.. You don't just ask out loud... ugh.. manners kid!

Cause he's coo coo.

And because I can't be assed to erase them.

For Cocoa Puffs?

For Hooty McBoobs.

Well I have a guy who knows a guy, who knows another guy that's dating a girl whose blowing a guy on the inside...and he says has that WWE promised Matt Hardy a World Championship run as an incentive to re-sign with the company. So at Backlash there's gonna be a classic match between him and Snitsky, which goes the full 1 hour time limit. After neither one of them is able to even get a near fall, Hardy wins on a controversial ref's decision and becomes the undisputed Jobber Champion of the World.

WWE has the belt narrowed down to 3 designs:

http://portfolios.com/pics/brianmorr...morris_3_p.JPG

They'll get sued for copyright infringment again and we'll have to watch old DVDs with the "Levi Strauss" blurred out of the belt buckle. Then it'll be forever known as the "blurry championship"

:lol:
Summerslam will be headlined by Hardy vs. Buddy Lee.

Naw. It'll just be the _________ championship.

Nice pic dude

Folks, it is obvious why they made a 3rd belt. As soon as Steph's baby is born, it will be put in a match vs a returning Chris Jericho for the belt. Jericho will be forced to job.

It will be called the Democratic Republic of The Congo Championship

S.W.Y.P.G. Heavyweight title

Stupid wrestler yet popular guy