"God" at Backlash *RAW Spoilers*
 

Is anyone else praying that God's spot in Shawn Michaels' tag team match at Backlash is filled by Chris Jericho? It would at least add something to this feud.

I wouldn't be surprised if HBK's partner was either HHH, or JBL, which results in a beat down putting HBK out of action for awhile.

I could see something like this happening, as well. Vince McMahon announces "The Wrestling God" John Bradshaw Layfield as Shawn Michaels' partner, and JBL makes his way out to the ring with Orlando Jordan and Jillian Hall following.

Having superstars randomly switch brands under Vince McMahon's blessing could be more interesting than another draft.

There are literally like 537 ways they can carry it out.

But c'mon... the very idea that it's GOD in a match is hilarious. It slays me. Absolutely slays me.

I'm telling you, someone on the writing team reads the captions, because all these outlandish things are coming true.

Next thing you know, Gone Mad's "Jesus Christ" C-Fed character will come true. :lol:

I was toying w/ an idea like that a couple days ago. Either a "New Corporation" esque group that transcends the shows, or a "New Blood" esque stable that has a group on each show (Ala Kennedy, MNM, and Kid Kash/ Gregory Helms on Smackdown, maybe Shelton Benjamn, Ken Doane, Jeter, and CM Punk on Raw), where it's the same stable, but different factions on each brand, but they cross over a lot, etc.

Basically I want a powerful stable that is on both shows, but not a direct NWO ripoff.

Or, if they got really ambitious, maybe instead of a draft, have 4 or 5 guys on each show become "free agents" who can go back and forth between shows on a whim. Something like they have to be on atleast 1 show a week, but they can choose which one, but they have to be on each show at least once a month? I dunno, it could set up some interesting angles.

You know what would be awesome? If some random developmental guy changed his name to "God" just so he could team with Shawn Michaels in the match.

I have a feeling the WWE will really Wrestlecrap this by having Henry Godwinn be HBK's partner. Get it? I can see the writing team pissing themselves laughing over that idea.

I've thought about something like this as well. An Interpromotional Corporation could have been huge. Maybe they could have that new Estrada guy becomer an interpromotional manager and handle guys on both RAW & SmackDown!. Not really a faction, but it is a start.

"Vince McMahon has just booked God in a match"
-King

seriously though, HBK could screw vince over by saying "You said my partner was a god... and this IS wrestling...." JBL's music hits

that would be awesome

You know.....

JBL would make a great GM...

cant you picture this... "HBK IS REACHING... REACHING.. HES GOT THERE! AND HERE COMES GOD!! DESTROYING VINCE AND SHANE"

I'm surprised we haven't had any comment from crazy religious groups yet claiming the WWE is out of line by associating violent sports entertainment with their God.

So it looks like HBK's partner will be Eddie

Heel turn by God.

BAHGAWD, The Great Lord Almighty has brought the tenth plague on Shane and Vince. It's raining frogs everywhere in the arena.

J.R. - WHAT!?!? GOD ALMIGHTY HAS JUST TURNED ON HBK!!! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!

Styles - Did God just....did God just turn his back on HBK? OH...MY...GOD! GOD JUST TURNED HIS BACK ON HBK! Son of a....

I hope it IS Jericho.

Michaels comes out and says that God is here. Vince looks perplexed and says "Yeah? Well "in spirit" ain't gonna help". Michaels would be like "Oh no, he's HERE!"

Then, the lights go out and thunder is heard. Lightning hits the stage as a pyro goes off and he is seen "floating" down to the ring (you can't tell who it is, he's on one of those zip lines from the tron). Vince is about to piss his pants when "God" revelas himself to be... CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO!

Jericho proceeds to lay the SmiteDown on Vince and Shane's heathen asses. :shifty:

"OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT? GOD WITH HIS PATENTED 3RD PLAGUE, OUTLAWED IN SCHOOLS AND COURTHOUSES NATIONWIDE!"

So much for Shawn "as long as my storylines don't invade my religion" Michaels.

Where have you been?

So Bret is teaming with shawn:foc:

I've been watching him throw piss on his boss and telling men to suck his cock.

Sounds Christian to me.

Think god will be managed by Moses?

He'll be managed by Jesus...

...Who will sign back on with Carlito, forming Intelligent Design, the counter to the reformed Evolution stable.

Moses is Old Testament. He'll be teaming up with Flair and Hogan.

Hey, nothing says ratings like a vindictive Christ. As for WWE's God, as long as they allow him to perform his patented off-the-top rope 1080 corkscrewed knee drop and inverted Crucifix Powerbomb, I think he'll make it.

Plus, McMahon v. God = :drool:

Oh GOD... Do you think they'll actually pair Jesus (He-zoose) with Shawn?

LOL i'm pretty sure that the WWE does not consider Chris Jericho a god

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why is Chris Jericho always brought up? Didn't he quit?

I mean really, are they really going to put in the record books:

Backlash 2006 Grudge Match: Vince & Shane v. HBK & God

JR: God just shook hands with the devil himself!!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/ima...eshane_hbk.jpg
From wwe.com

omg...

well i know im watching backlash just to see this hillarious shit

Hey, could that smoke mean that The Boogeyman is God?

What if Vince collapsed and died for real in that match? That'd be freaky.

Credit: PWInscriber.com

"Although Vince McMahon and company were very adament about keeping plans for the HBK & God vs. The McMahon Men tag team match at Backlash under wraps, the story has spilled from members of the RAW Writing team.

Apparently, Shawn Michaels' partner is set to be none other than Bill Goldberg. However, during the course of the match, HBK will go to make a hot tag and be "walked out on" by Goldberg (who is Jewish).

This would lead to Shane and Vince brutally beating and then crucifying a bloody Shawn Michaels. Shawn would then disappear for awhile, only to be reborn and to start a stable called "Michaelsian," then to take out both the McMahons (the devil) and Goldberg (the jew).

Be ready for two months of exciting WWE television.

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