Randy Orton is...
 

suspended apparently

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=17325&p=1

What the fuck are they going to do tonight.

Johnny Ace walks into the catering area: Guys, I have an announcement: SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!!

But I got a SMS Alert stating Rey is going to defend his title against Orton on smackdown this week

Randy.. :(

HEY!

HEY! CAN MY ASS TODAY
I'LL GO TO TNA
AND WIPE MY ASS ON THE DOUBLE J!

Fuck. That sucks. Wonder what the reason is. Maybe he just freaked out cuz they didn't put the Strap on him

You make your own bed.

Give Rey Mysterio the official forfeit victory over Randy Orton (as punishment to Orton), and have Rey Mysterio face a mystery opponent.

The WWE has plenty of guys who can step up for a match. Chris Benoit in an Eddie Guerrero Tribute, JBL as the United States Champion (default #1 Contender) and pretty much anyone else on the roster.

It could be nice if Rey Mysterio defended the title against cruiserweights. Have him talk about being a mainstay of the Cruiserweight Division, and now he's the top guy in the promotion he's going to give other small guys opportunities. Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London for the World Heavyweight Title? :drool:

and shit in it? :kiss:

That's what you get when you are throwing china white up your nose and shitting in people's bags.

Randy: OH FUCK! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR BAG!

Shane: THAT WAS THE DIAPER BAG!

Randy: Oh, well, at least nothing important was in-

Shane: MY KID WAS NAPPING IN THERE!

Randy: Oh... shit....

I might watch Smackdown this week then.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Xero Limit 126 again.

But ROFL at that, unless it's just a swerve so we think Orton will lose on SD.

Guess his cockiness has gotten the best of him. He prolly got pissed he jobbed to Mysterio and then was scheduled to job to him again. :lol:

60 Days is the 2nd Strike under the wellness program :)

I have a feeling SmackDown! will start with Booker T, Finlay, JBL & Kurt Angle in the lockerroom trying to get Theodore Long's attention. Booker T says he and Orton were running buddies during his battles with Chris Benoit, Finlay says the same thing, JBL says he is United States Champion, Angle says he wants his rematch, etc.

Then hopefully Theodore Long does the right thing and draws a name out of a hat to decide who gets to face Mysterio that night. More unpredictability could help SmackDown! a little bit. Actually draw the name randomly from a hat, nothing planned. Let Mysterio go out and wrestle with that person, and provided it does not suck, you have a pretty good main event.

"My name's Finlay and I love to fight!"

this is bullshit!!!

Actually, if history's any indication, it was just Ortonshit.

In a bag.




As others have joked about already. :shifty:

WHAT?

funny guy

Does anyone think it could have anything to do with the drugs testing policy that was bought in? Obviously, I'm just speculating, but I heard they were doing the first test just after Wrestlemania.

Nope, no one's speculated on that, least of all post #15 ;)

D'oh...missed that.

Thanx Blitz!

Thanks Bad Company :mad:

Hmm well he *spoilers* ---> Shows up on Smackdown this week and is scheduled to wrestle on Smackdown the week after as well.

*sigh of relief.*

Hey, does anyone think it might have something to do with the drug testing policy? :shifty:

i duno KK, but it might have to do with that new thing they're doing with the testing of drugs and stuff

Hey, what about their new wellness program?

Well wtf, they advertised a Angle Orton KOTR match for next week...

I guess Angle will win by forfeit or someone will take Ortons place.

It would be hilalrous if Orton did RNN updates during his suspension.

lol unlucky Orton.

From Observer:

--According to WWE sources, Randy Orton's suspension starts on April 12th.

So he WILL wrestle against Angle and then hes suspended from there on. Maybe he will fake an injury or something, who knows. Dalip should beat the fuck out of him for no reason, and that will explain his 2 month absence. Damn 2 months without Orton :(

so, 2 months of Raw being better than Smackdown? Nice.

So...You're saying Taker's replacing him?