Help Me Save Eddie Geuerro
 

I know this is going to be hard to believe but just trust me. I want to help save Eddie Geuerro. I have a time machine that will allow me to go back in time. What I need from you is to tell me who I can contact that will believe me enough to help save Eddie from his tragic passing. Before you flame me, give me the benefit of the doubt.

Give me a time machine so I can club your parents like a baby leopard seal.

JamesSteele I'm using it to save a life, not take one.

Let me borrow your time machine so I can go back 2 minutes to before I clicked on this thread

I wouldn't kill them, but I would make sure you never came into exsistence.

I believe you!

This is the CRISIS!!!

You know, someone with a time machine should go back and stop Hitler or something, save millions of lives instead of one...

*CRISIS

:lol:

I love this thread. Continue.

Go back and stop Jesus from being Crucified just to see what happens afterwards

Go back in time and change the Delorean in Back to the Future to a giant penis. I guess you could use a photo of yourself and just edit the movie strips before it's replicated for release.

If that were possible and you helped me figure out how, I would. I just can't go back in time before I'm born.

What good will you do if you can't go back in time before 1996?

I could use it to do a bunch of things, but that's not why I'm here. Right now I just want to be able to save Eddie.

Go back to the day Rey Mysterio started whoring Eddies name and stop him

Thank you my brother.

Yeah, well, if he knew you could save more people I'm sure he'd be pissed at you and punch you in the snoot.

Hey, I know! Go back in time and get the word "FUCKJERK" into the dictionary!

If I save Eddie I will stop this.

Tell me how to contact that will have Eddie get checked out and we won't have to worry about any of the Rey stuff. None of you will even know it happened if you can help me out.

But won't Eddie just be alive all of a sudden? Unless, of course, this universe SKEWS off onto another tangent when you go back, and you can never get back to April 2006 of this universe, you'll be in the April of 2006 where Eddie is still alive, and you'll never see your parents agian because if you run into your other self the whole universe will explode and it'll be YOUR fault, you dick. YOU KILLED THE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

he can't go past 1996.

Calm down. I've done this before. Believe me, I saved you from some pretty embarassing stuff from the WWE.

SO YOU ALREADY BLEW UP A UNIVERSE!? HOW MANY YOU ASSHOLE!?

Contact Eddie himself, he was a fairly religious man, so just tell him you are an angel sent from heaven to prevent his untimely demise.

God damn, its going on the sig!!!

Oh yea, i feel a banning coming...

Vegas called it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/victim.jpg

Horsehead, you can't do that!! You'll create a time paradox! You need to understand the future!!

His son marries a black woman!

"I don't think I should hang you anymore, Dr. Brown"

:lol: That was great on robot chicken :D

Go back and stop September 11th...

LMAO. So was this a secondary user name, FF, or a new guy?

If you can go back in time go back a day or 2 so i can eat my maom again :)

Now that...was funny.

Unban him so we can mock him some more.

but remember you cant be seen... bad things have happend to wizzards who medal with time..

Hey listen Fuckhead!..

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!!

...sure am glad this isn't a joke. Should I bring my own weapons? Will I get paid when we get back?