RVD is a funny bitch!
 

From his site:

APRIL 17 -- Hope everyone did a fine job on his or her Easter egg hunts. I wouldn’t like, waste a wish on it or anything, but it’d be nice.

Fans that came by the store this weekend got to see my Money in the Bank briefcase on display. With some help from my friend/airbrush dude Joe Holland, I gave the briefcase a personal touch! Don’t worry. When I get back to town I’ll bring it back to the store for you to see in person. (For those of you that missed it at the store, here's a sneak peak: RVD's Money In The Bank Briefcase!)

Samoa Joe is our 4/20 guest. Come by and meet the popular TNA star. Samoa Joe’s in my California circle of friends, so you know he’s way cool! If you want some comic recommendations while you’re there, I’ll give you a few of my personal favorite titles. Ex-Machina, Y the Last Man and Hard Time are all excellent. Gotta warn you, they’re non-super hero, mature reads. I also love Punisher, the max title.

America’s Most Wanted has captured 886 fugitives to date. Great job! If you are a wanted fugitive, and a fan of mine, turn yourself in and I’ll send you a free autographed picture.

I’m about to head overseas so watch for RAW next week from London.

Cheers,

RVD

The bolded paragraph made me laugh.

LOL

lol

i'm not wanted and i dont need the autographed picture cause i met rob 2 years ago and he signed all kinds of stuff for me
very cool guy

How much did you put on EBay?

Er, I guess an easier question to answer would be how much did you KEEP?

:shifty:

RVD's the man.

lol

Another reason why RVD should be WWE Champion.

roflmao

You must spread more rep to before giving it to Rob Van Dam.

RVD Stole it from Colbert

RVD is Colbert.

Mr. Colbert Report

Mister American ...Errr...Pie.

kept every single thing he signed

2 magazines,4 trading cards and something else i cant remember now

i have alot of autographs and have never sold the first one

By the way, today is 4/20, so let's all wish RVD a big happy birthday!

Oh, wait... wrong holiday... :shifty:

fixed