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D Mac 04-20-2006 06:04 AM

The top 10 worst game quotes.
 
IGN has compiled their pickings for the 10 worst in-game quotes of all-time. Some of these, you may be familiar with!

Here's the list:

1. "All your base are belong to us." - Zero Wing
2. "I am Error." - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
3. "Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil
4. "You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love." - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. "Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove
6. "I feel asleep." - Metal Gear
7. "You can't give it up! Triumph or die!" - Street Fighter Alpha 3
8. The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
9. "A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling
10. "Shine Get!" - Super Mario Sunshine

Please feel free to post some of the worst quotes you've ever heard mentioned in a game!

Blitz 04-20-2006 06:45 AM

http://zanyvgquotes.com/

I highly recommend the Art of Fighting 2 section.

Funky Fly 04-20-2006 06:54 AM

Everything the announcer says in Capcom vs SNK 2.

Disturbed316 04-20-2006 08:48 AM

That Resident Evil one needs to be number one.

Jonster 04-20-2006 08:50 AM

I don't know why that Castlevania: Symphony of the Night one is in there.

It makes perfect sense.

Disturbed316 04-20-2006 08:51 AM

It even applies to real life :'(

Evil Vito 04-20-2006 10:49 AM

<font color=goldenrod>I knew that Zero Wing one would be number one as soon as I saw the thread title, even though the entire game is like that

Anyways, yeah the Resident Evil one needs to go up top</font>

Fignuts 04-20-2006 08:51 PM

Who thae fuck are you to dis the DK rap?

RoXer 04-20-2006 08:59 PM

If only I had some kind of rope...I'll use that rope I have.

Indifferent Clox 04-20-2006 09:05 PM

www.engrish.com


incredible.

loopydate 04-20-2006 09:12 PM

What about "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?"

Or "You spoony bard!"

Video games are rife with awful dialogue. But we love them anyway. :love:

diothoir 04-20-2006 10:38 PM

Anything in the early Resident Evil series deserves to be worst.

Xero 04-21-2006 12:14 AM

Tazz: clothesline from hell. :|

Nervous Ferret 04-21-2006 12:16 AM

SPYRO: Ripno's Rage

Spyro: Bring it on, shorty. :cool:

Kapoutman 04-21-2006 12:32 AM

WORK YOUR BODY WORK WORK YOUR BODY
WORK YOUR BODY WORK WORK YOUR BODY

- 1080 Snowboarding

Bad Company 04-21-2006 12:34 AM

I'm gonna dance all over your face - Shawn Michaels.


Terrible

Funky Fly 04-21-2006 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad Company
I'm gonna dance all over your face - Shawn Michaels.


Terrible

Can't remember if that's from Attitude or Warzone, but Warzone's CAW voices were terrible too.

I'll floss my teeth with your guts.

I'm gonna get medieval on your buttocks!

Xero 04-21-2006 11:16 AM

LOL, I remember that "buttocks" line. Wasn't it in this very feminine voice?

UmbrellaCorporation 04-21-2006 11:25 AM

Seifer (Kingdom Hearts 2): That was undeniable proof that we totally OWNED you lamers!

road doggy dogg 04-21-2006 05:38 PM

The DK Rap owns bitches

Funky Fly 04-22-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
LOL, I remember that "buttocks" line. Wasn't it in this very feminine voice?

Nah. It sounded like the whitest person in the world trying to sound "black" in a very angry voice.

Ministry9006 04-22-2006 01:43 AM

Gauntlet

Red Elf needs food, badly!

D Mac 04-22-2006 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fignuts
Who thae fuck are you to dis the DK rap?

It's IGN's list. :roll:

Cuzziebro 04-22-2006 05:36 AM

LOL, you still agree with it though.

Outsider 04-27-2006 07:55 PM

WCW Backstage assualt, after any move: He just nailed the "Nail in the coffin"

Or something.

Mister Sinister 04-28-2006 04:26 AM

Michael Cole: Jericho is back from Beverly Hills...


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