"god" on raw monday night
 

According to wwe.com shane vs michaels and god in a handicap match this monday. :wtf:

Id give michaels and god the edge, a pyro can do some nasty damage.

Yeah, apparently it did a number on your brain... I GOTCHA!

Good thing I invested in that "Numb-Nuts to English" Dictionary, Else I would have never known that he meant.

Seems theyve changed the main event, was scheduled to be michaels and "god" vs shane, now this is what wwe.com is saying.



:wtf:

I hope all your moms die tragically and your dads commit suicide, seriously. That'd be bitchin'!

Vince must have encountered a severe patch of turbulance. :lol:

I thought you were done being a spazz.

For Vince loved mankind so much he gave his only son, that decency and Godfulness might be stricken from our hearts.

:o

Oh man, this is just getting more and more idiotic. :lol:

I thought this surpassed the highest level of idiocy. :wtf: This whole thing will be the BIGGEST thing to ever grace Wrestlecrap. :shifty:

Seriouslly...there is no way they can't get this over....

Yet they are.

How much you want to bet McMahon will call for the bell the minute Shane starts getting in trouble because he decides God is interfering in a singles match

LOL. I'd mark out for that.

I would mark out if we saw a plague of locusts or something swarm down and get in Vince's hair etc.

LOL or if there was a message saying God was pissed and every first born son was to be killed or something and Shane went "missing"

"LAdies and Gentlemen, we are being informed that prior to the match, Michaels was consulting a burning bush."

"And no, there were NO Divas re-hired. It wasn't THAT kind of burning bush."

I was just jokin'.

LOL.

Now if only if any of them had pubic hair....

Does anyone else see at backlash, micheals tagging air...seeing the ring ropes open as is if someone is stepping OVER them (like kane or something), then just watching the legal mchmhaon levitate in the air, get spun into a 360several times in midair slammed and pinned? cause id love it if i did.

God: Why don't you let ME join the Kiss-My-Ass Club?
Vince: OOOOOOOWWWW!! AAAAHHHH, it burns, it burns!!!
JR: RECTAL BLEEDING BAHGAWD!!!!

the God angle was one of the worst things they have done to date.

:nono:

The God Angle isn't even one of the worst Angles they're doing currently.

:wtf: I don't think the McMahons would be that willing to start using wires to push this ludicrous angle. I second that this has got to be the single dumbest thing I've seen on TV...aside from most Reality programs.

You know, I'd pay upwards of $100, just to see how that panned out.

Actually, I'd mark out at the retardedness of it.

IT'd still totally own the Spirit Squad. :cool:

Hell yeah. A 60+ year old man spinning around on wires? What's not to love!?

And if it's a Godawful match, technically, that's a compliment.