Anyone else thought tonight's Kane/Big Show match was off the charts...
 

... in the unintentional comedy scale?

I mean, seriously. The mat wrestling at .25 speed was hilarious! Just absolutely priceless.

And hey, technically, it beats Earthquake vs Typhoon (minus that crazy drop kick Earthquake did). :lol:

Yeah, it was hilarious. Mostly because the crowd was completely confused.

I so can see whats going to happen with Kane. Since they showed his old mask on the titantron, I reckon that May 19th is like when he got burnt or some shit. He's real freaked about anything to do with May 19th because thats when he was caught in the fire.

Yeah that shit was classic

He should get his mask back. Kane sucks tho.

I checked up on this, and if you fudge the dates a bit I think it works out.

Kane started his whole Lita love thing in early May and forced her to do the nasty later that month. Possibly on May 19.

The whole "It's happening again." and "You can't stop it" parts of the weird voices doesn't make any sense, but it really doesn't make sense if May 19th was the date of the fire either.

Though, I'm also pretty sure they switched the Lemon Jolly Ranchers with the stupid Blue Raspberry crap on May 19th too. Hell, just thinking about that makes me want to stab Big Show's eyes out with my thumbs too.

The promo was hilarious because it was totally stupid.

It looks like this is going to turn into a Boogeyman angle, with nothing but a dozen smarks on its side though.

Anybody think it's stupid that it's Kane voice playing over the p.a, meaning he sat in a studio to record it. And then he acts surprised when they play it. Dumbass. No wonder he's got no friends.

I think Kane's setting himself up. Like Batman once did.

More likely if it's the Lita thing, that's the day his 38 STD's come back and ravage him horribly for that day, similar to who Frodo go sick on the anniversaries of his getting stung by Shelob and stabbed by the King Ringwraith.

That match was awesome. I wish they had more time.

But then instead of a giant mask talking to him on the Titantron, it should be a giant cold sore.

Or the STD Gang from the Chapelle Show

Earthquake dropkicked Typhoon?

Got a video?

That match was great. I started out completely confused, and then pissed off, and then laughed uncontrollably. It was an emotional rollercoaster!

For a bit, I thought they were teasing a new way to do a double heel turn. Have two people wrestle a god-awful match until the fans hate them. If it had gone 5 more minutes, it would've worked.

Haha yeah, the Audience was more confused than Tom Cruise looking at pussy.