I just realized what May 19 means...
 

Isn't there a song by Lagwagon called May 19???

What if Kane created the punk band Lagwagon, and then they kicked him out, and afterward Lagwagon recieved semi fame under Fat Wreck? Thus Kane was super pissed as a result, and remained hidden inside his basement for a few more years.

Now he's come back to take vengence against everyone in the music biz?

:shifty:

so instead of posting this in one of the other may 19 threads, you felt that your opinion on may 19th was worth it's own thread?

:'( ...Yeah because it was based on lagwagon really.


My mistake, someone merge this.

it's too late for that, i vote we give you the chair

That song's called May 16.

lol poor guy keeps getting owned in his own thread

Naw. Let's just cut his hands off and make him play piano.

Play, Stubby, PLAY!!!! HA HA HA!! Watch him bang at the keys with his wrists! HE HO HAR HA!

May 19th is the date Kane got his first teddy bear.

Or was. Can't be bothered to work it out at this exact moment in time.

FUCK!!! The song is called May 16, you're right.

Well fuck, this just made the entire thread pointless.

To a mod: please delete this thread so that I may maintain some sort of dignity.

Dignity? You sacrificed that when you registered a name on TPWW.

greendaypez

Oh! I just got it!

May 19th is significant because that's the day all of these "What's gonna happen on May 19th" threads will become obsolete. Computers will revolt against their masters, Nukes will explode over every major city, toasters will refuse to toast! It'll be Y2K all over again. It'll be YM19K (the K stands for 'Kane can just go $@%& himself!')



It's ok, though. For 3 easy payments of $29.95, I can send you the software that will make your computer YM19K ready. And for the deluxe edition, I'll send you a full loaf of YM19K ready bread that your toaster will surely accept after the "What will happen on May 19th" threads go defunct, only for an additional $7.99.

YM19K is "Yo Mama, 19 Kane Knight!"

That's how many times the computers will rape my mother in front of me before killing us both. :'(

On May 19, 1998, Kane was revealed to be the result of a furtive union between The Undertaker's mother and Paul Bearer, an employee at the funeral home in Death Valley owned by The Undertaker's parents. When Kane and The Undertaker were children, The Undertaker "accidentally" burned down the funeral home, killing their parents and hideously scarring Kane both physically and mentally



for all those that give a damn i'm done with the what ifs


sorry if someone posted it but COME ON!!! I mean COME ON!!!

Not only was May 19, 1998 not a day that featured WWF television, but the whole "DNA testing" thing was done months prior to that, in the build up to Kane's WrestleMania XIV against The Undertaker.