Something on SmackDown that was effed up...
 

oh yeah, SPOILERS, jabronis.
















Ok, so OJ saw Vito crossdressing.
Is WWE ripping off the Sopranos? I mean, down to the name VITO?

Maybe Vito will get the bisexual gimmick instead of Orlando Jordan? Apparently Vito has upset some people with power, so I can see them doing it. If it leads to a Nunzio vs. Vito feud, then I'm all for it.

Yeah, Vito's a brand new name. :p

Well, at least "Big Vito" has a whole new meaning now.

Vito and OJ become the next Billy and Chuck

Calling it right now

You loooook sooooo...Good Pizonne...

COuld be worse Batsu. You could be in Rey Mysterio's situation where he was squashed by FHGRHUER TRHEIUGH S KHALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be all too perfect if Chuck Palumbo was in a stable with Nunzio & Vito right now.

this sounds like somethin for Velocity cause we know the WWE, all good ideas just DIE!!

Oh thank god, OJ is above that.

When I saw this thread title I thought, "Other than Smackdown itself?"

Well, we all know Vito was around back in WCW. But the fact that they chose him to be the crossdresser, seems to be because his name was "Vito" and he's in the "FBI" stable....that scene just seemed just like the one where Vito Spatafore got caught in the Village People Biker get up in the Sopranos...

God, Khali...SUCKS.

He gets on the mic and it's "BLRBABRBABRBBRORTHATH KHALIIIIIIIIIIIIIII". It's one thing for someone to not speak English, which isn't a problem at all. But if they're not Daivari or Tajiri, or someone that can use that to his advantage, they really ought not to even put a mic near the guy.

Is he even speaking a language? I swear it sounds like he's just spitting out random sounds with his name thrown in now and then.

Like I've established, it's just BBRURURBRBRBRURBRBURRURURURRBRURRURBRBBRBRURBRU KHALI BRBRURBRURURBRURBRURURURRURURB

Hmm...I wanna start Hassaning threads with that. :lol:

I think there are a few "L"s in there. And he does say "Great" a few BLUBS before "Khali"...

There were rumors of this being OJ's new gimmick. My, how the mighty have fallen since being JBL's "chief of staff"...........

As far as Vito :wtf: that's just weird.....

"How the mighty have fallen"? OJ was JBL's bitch.

guess anyone will do ANYTHING to be on Smackdown lately

I don't watch the Sopranos, and I don't plan to start, so I don't know when this happened. However, this looks like an extension of the "bisexual" gimmick OJ was supposed to be getting anyway.

Khali: boulahrualbaobrooooo WASHINGTON REDSKINS blrahhhhhrab KHALI!

LOL It's the newest fad forFunky to ban.

The difference being that he's going to be a crossdressing gay.

You think Mel will get involved? He crossdresses after all...

Are we sure that Melina's a crossdresser? Could be a drag queen or transsexual.

There's a difference?

Because if there is, it's scary that you actually know the difference.

Crossdresser: Dresses as a woman for kicks/sexual pleasure.

Transvestite: Straight guy who dresses as a woman, generally not for kicks or the like.

Drag Queen: Gay Guy who dresses like a woman.

Transsexual: Someone who identifies as the opposite sex.

*Backs away slowly*

If they're a man who dresses like a woman, I don't want to even know the terminology...

I'm hurt. No more lapdances for you.

And so far, no mentions of Goldust...

:(

For someone like OJ , being JBL's bitch is a pretty high position in the company compared to where he started and where he is now.

Far as I'm concerned, bisexual just makes him halfway to Cena.

:lol:

You mean...Cena's NOT straight?? :eek: But, but, what about that spinning title? Only a real man's man would wear something like that, right?

I find it disturbing that the fag's been ducking all my questions in his '5 Questions for the Champ' thingy, apparently. :(

"You gotta be a man to wear tights."

Still, I wouldn't call him "mighty". That suggests that he has a big player, which he obviously wasn't.

He has a big player...in his pants. ;) :kiss:

That explains why JBL worked with him.