This Friday...
 

Anyone think that Kane's showing up to face Mysterio? Didn't see it posted anywhere, so...:o

Could be. I mean who else is there in big men on Smackdown?

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KHALI!

Unless it's a handicap match or something.

GAY 19TH!

Really? Nobody's mentioned this yet. It is a new and original thought. You deserve a Nobel prize.

Undertaker.

You see, the reason Undertaker hasn't returned to Raw is that JBL secretly stole his urn, and has been manipulating him. He will return This Friday as the "American Badass," accompanied by his "handler," Dough Basham. Doug will come to the ring and watch the urn for JBL, as Taker decimates what's left of the littlest champion. So sure of Victory, JBL gives his US championship back to his new "Secretary of Defense."

However, at the PPV, Doug will turn on JBL, ordering the Undertaker to destroy JBL. This will end in a DQ, but JBL will be bailed out by Mark Henry and the Great Khali. They will clear the ring (likely by eating the announcer), but the Undertaker will sit back up and double chokeslam them, breaking every bone in his body.

As Taker gets his usual six years off between appearances, Dough Basham will now be number 1 contender for the strap, using the old "US Champion is the #1 contender" stipulation. He goes up against Rey, who lands the 619, and the ref begins to count, when suddenly...The lights go purple, the ring levitates, and Rey is distracted long enough for Doug to get the roll up...1..2...3...DOUG BASHAM IS CHAMPION! ZOMFG!

The next week on Smackdown, Danny comes out and says he is the champ, because they switched out during the Undertaker's distraction. This sets up the greatest feud in Smackdown history, and near identical brothers feud for the HEavyweight championship. Records are set in ratings, before they team up to pwn DX along with Vis, Venis, and Conway.

I know, I was actually quite proud of myself.

Geez, I imagined him as the Pilsbury Dough Boy.

DIDN'T SEE IT POSTED ANYWHERE??? LMAO

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Just kidding man. It happens. <font color="#000000">To retards.</font> :shifty:

To answer the original question. Yes. I do think kane will take on Mysterio on Friday. However I can't stand Smackdown at the moment so I will probably never know.

Surely not .. hell end up in a handicap match against Khali and Henry or something Kurt and taker can save him setting up 6 man tag with Kurt Taker Rey vs Khali Henry JBL ... i hope

Something good better happen Friday. I'm starting to lose interest in bothering to tune in.

*spoilers*











Tom Hanks attacks Kane with a chair on Smackdown and screaming "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS THIS WEEKEND! SEE YOU AT THE BOX OFFICE!"

Oh God, Tazz! ROBERT LANGDON JUST LAID OUT KANE WITH A CRYPTEX!!! He's got a microphone!

LANGDON: So dark the con of man...BITCH!

SOUNDS DELICIOUS!

I'm surprised I haven't gotten more feedback for my Doug Basham idea. :D

Well it's probably like 5am for Alienoid. Give it some time.

I think Alienoid's penis grew to be so big he died of asphyxiation.

JBL on the mic is all that's keeping me watching right now.

Also...

















KING BOOKER!

Well, Kane wasn't on Raw last night, so I'd say it's quite probable that he's in Albuquerque for Smackdown! tonight.

JBL rang Vince McMahon on Unlimited and Vince said he liked whatever JBL's idea was and that he'd see him Friday.

LOL. Shadow was told that Kane was on Raw last night in a mask. I had to double check my tape.