| Mr. Nerfect |
05-20-2006 10:09 PM |
We still get Velocity on TV over in Australia, so I watched, and this was easily the best Velocity I have seen without the presence of Paul London or Brian Kendrick.
Poor Mike Bucci. The guy has a shit gimmick (heat magnet, though), and he lands on his neck in his match with Burchill. I'm glad PB is winning, again. That may be the last time we see Burchill slap out The C4, though, unless Simon Dean is a man and accepts responsibility for the move going awry. It looks to me like a miscommunication, what with Burchill flipping back first and all. I'm going to guess Dean flipped forward but decided to underplay it, as if he landed on Burchill the move would look shit. Plus he had the water in his eyes. Hopefully nothing of consequence happens, but I must ask, why has Burchill's C4 looked so sloppy recently? I have a feeling Paul will start using "The Moss-Covered Three-Handed Family Credenza" as a finishing move from now on. He busted it out in the match and it looked sweet. Less impressive than The C4, though.
When I first saw Jamie Noble & Kid Kash, I was fast-forwarding in from the ad break, so I didn't recognise them. These two men will get over with this gimmick. Brian Kendrick & Paul London were supposed to be feuding with Jamie Noble & Kid Kash after WrestleMania, so it looks like we might see them clash over the WWE Tag Team Championship. I'm not complaining.
Nunzio is awesome. Enough said. The Sicilian Slice is a swank finisher, but I would much rather it if he started using the Kiss of Death (apparently he used a version of The Unprettier under this name) and Sicilian Crab again. Moves like that will get Nunzio over. For some reason, I think Gunner Scott would be suited to the Unprettier, as well. Vito is now calling his Swinging Inverted DDT "Fuhgetabowdit".
Poor Funaki, I think all the guy needs to become credible again is a change of attire. He looks like such a tool with "SmackDown!" written on his tights. Why Funaki? Put the guy in red and black, let him wrestle and watch him go. If Scotty 2 Hotty drops his gimmick, I think he will be the most over heel in the company, seriously. Just have him snap, start calling him Scott Taylor, have him abuse the fans for holding him down for so long and have him join JBL's new Cabinet. If JBL wins the World Heavyweight Championship at Judgment Day, go as far as having JBL present Taylor with the United States Championship. I think it would go better than Orlando Jordan's title run.
I always forget out good Psicosis is. I think they should break-up The Mexicools post-Judgment Day. Have a miscommuncation or something, Gregory Helms retains, Super Crazy and Psicosis have a small feud on SmackDown! before going over to ECW and continuing it there.
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