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Mr. JL 05-27-2006 11:45 PM

First Victims Of WWE's Drug Testing Revealed
 
First Victims Of WWE's Drug Testing Revealed
By Daniel Pena

05/27/2006 -
Joey Mercury has been sent to drug rehab immediately and he will be out of action indefinitely. Besides all the heat Melina and Johnny Nitro have, that was one of the reasons as to why MNM split up the way they did. Also, Mercury was supposedly the "glue" of the team, and basically the point man in regards to laying out most of their matches.


Another possible culprit of WWE's drug testing procedures is none other than Chris Masters. There is a good chance that Masters will be taken off the road for an indefinite period of time. There is no specific reason as to why he may be taken off the road, however, it was said that "your first guess would be the correct guess."

source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

credit wrestling-edge.com
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LOL @ the obvious Chris Masters story.

Just hope Matthews ain't knee deep in drug addiction, because it sounds like he's defnitely on something not so good, considering the drug policy has only been in affect for less than 5 months. I believe the first time caught with something you were issued a warning, and then if the second time you're caught more drastic measures are taken (such as this).

crash99 05-28-2006 12:02 AM

Masters isn't really a shock, but Mercury is. Hopefully both men can recover and clean themselves up and right their ship so to speak.

Mr. Nerfect 05-28-2006 12:09 AM

Masters did surprise me. The guy has looked smaller recently, I assumed he was off the juice.

I hope Matthews recovers, the guy has a lot of talent. The same goes for Masters, but replace "talent" with "potential". Neither is a great loss for the WWE, though. Here's hoping some other guys get a chance to show their stuff in place of these two.

St. Jimmy 05-28-2006 12:24 AM

I called Mercury. <3

Azriel 05-28-2006 12:26 AM

So, looks like we won't be subjected to the Crappypiece for a while. Seriously though, hopefully he can clean his act up

ddpBANG 05-28-2006 01:23 AM

Mercury doesn't surprise me that much really. He's always looked kinda out of it to me.

Of course, Masters is no surprise at all.

Corkscrewed 05-28-2006 01:59 AM

With Mercury, it sounds like illegal drugs as opposed to steroids. With Masters... :rofl: Just plain :rofl:

DaveWadding 05-28-2006 02:32 AM

Mercury has prolly just been stoned out of his face most of the time...

Nothing worse than RVD, I'd bet.

Shadow 05-28-2006 12:14 PM

.....

I hate the WWE and they're fucking double standards.

Kane Knight 05-28-2006 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alienoid06
Masters did surprise me. The guy has looked smaller recently, I assumed he was off the juice.

He probably has been. You may have noticed, but these tests usually don't test what you're doing right now. I know things like pot and opiates stay in your system for 30 days (at the shortest) and months (for some of the longer lasting drugs). I don't know how long HGE stay in your system, but I would presume they would be detectable within your system for quite some time, as a result of them being horomones that muck with your system.

Kane Knight 05-28-2006 12:30 PM

My theory is this has little to do with testing though.

KingofOldSchool 05-28-2006 01:05 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen...someone has FINALLY broken the Masterlock!







The urine test.

Disturbed316 05-28-2006 03:28 PM

lol Masters? No way :roll:

Crippla 05-28-2006 03:46 PM

You mean Masters is on Roids? Im shocked. LOL

Kane Knight 05-28-2006 04:43 PM

In other news, WWE has announced that wrestling may be faked.

Innovator 05-28-2006 04:46 PM

NO WAY

Schoenauer 05-28-2006 05:35 PM

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!

KingofOldSchool 05-28-2006 06:21 PM

Say it ain't so. :(

Kane Knight 05-28-2006 06:28 PM

Suspending CHRIS MASTERS is UNACCAPETABLE! While we are being choked with boring and unoriginal wrestlers, Masters was NEW and INNOVATIVE, a FRESH YOUNG talent who was liked by all, except a few bad apples who thought it was cool to not cheer.

crash99 05-29-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
In other news, WWE has announced that wrestling may be faked.

Wait...your kidding, right? Wrestling's not really fake, right?

Kane Knight 05-30-2006 11:27 AM

Don't worry. I was kidding. It's just like the Da Vinci Code. Totally fake with no elements of reality. ;)

Kalyx triaD 05-30-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Suspending CHRIS MASTERS is UNACCAPETABLE! While we are being choked with boring and unoriginal wrestlers, Masters was NEW and INNOVATIVE, a FRESH YOUNG talent who was liked by all, except a few bad apples who thought it was cool to not cheer.

Vermaatics.

Mike the Metal Ed 05-30-2006 11:40 AM

Chris Masters got me on TV. :'( and Mercury is a shame. :(

Kane Knight 05-30-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD
Vermaatics.

Dunnn...Dunnnn...Dunnnn...

So...You're a bad apple...

World life! This is basic Vermaanomics...*scratch scratch*basic Vermaanomics...I'm irrational and I hope John'll see me

Whether swallowed or spitting
I'm never gonna listen
Jungle fever got me John in a missionary position
Ass-Kissing anthem, Up in me like a tampon
I keep it real like Jim Henson, a muppet for McMahon, son...

Kalyx triaD 05-30-2006 02:44 PM

You should compile an album thread.

Kane Knight 05-30-2006 02:49 PM

I would, but I'm too lazy to find my other parodies.

Shadow 05-31-2006 12:10 AM

KK...BRILLIANT!

GoodByeJBL 06-05-2006 03:20 PM

mercury and masters? what about vince , lashley , Scott Steiner they look like their on steriods

FourFifty 06-05-2006 03:26 PM

Steiner?
Can I buy some pot from you? The dude hasn't been under contract for how long now and you're talking about him with the WWE's drug testing? If you're not selling any pot, then please leave. You have no use to me.

Corkscrewed 06-05-2006 04:08 PM

Vince's punishment for himself was to fuck Candice Michelle.

Lashley had to kiss another black man's feet, which in Vince's mind makes him lower than a black man.


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