JamesSteele's Gimmick Generator 1.0
 

Post in this thread and I will give you a gimmick.

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The One's gimmick would be that of a man obsessed numbers. His tights would be covered in numbers and your finisher would be called "The Equation". All suplexes would be in multiples and you would scream out numbers that made sense with the move just performed. You would have great potential in smaller wrestling promotions but would fail in WWE due to the fans lack of the concepts of integers.

Helmsphere's gimmick would be a cross-dressing heroin addict who stalks wrestlers. You would attack them and drag them back into your lair so you could make hot torrid manlove with them until they woke up.

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I would be very interested to know how you are coming up with these gimmicks...

Hit me.

You would be a "big man" wrestler called Ernie Engine. You would come out to the ring in a giant go-kart with spinners. Your tights would have decals all over them. Your main offensive moves would be literally running over your opponent. Your finisher would be the "Spark Plug Bomb". It would be a running powerbomb.

You would be a mixture between The Godfather, The Rock, The Undertaker and Triple H. You would be a big bad ass black man with women following you at all times. You would dominate all that oppose you both in the ring and in the lockerroom. Your charisma would carry you through any problems you ma encounter in the ring. You would go down as one of the greatest wrestlers of all time and you would soon help bring wrestling to BET.

I am pulling them out of the depths of my insanity.

I'm posting in this thread to receive a gimmick.

You're gimmick would be a homophobic football player. You hate coming in contact at all with other men so you use your football skills to beat them with as little contact as possible. The gimmick flounders because of its lack of sense and continuity until you eventually fued with Goldberg and it culminates in a "Prison Time Match". You lose, but Goldberg joins you and is your cellmate. Hilarity ensues as this creates a reality show for HBO to follow the series "Queer As Folk" and the first airing of "Brokeback Mountain". You do eventually return to the ring, but your skills are not as refined since you seem to have problems walking normally.

That's a great idea, he could have a Catch Phrase like "Time to Carry The One!"

*heat from The One*

Your gimmick would be that of an obsessed Bret Hart mark whose sole purpose in life is to destroy Shawn Michaels and Vince McMahon.

I like Shawn Michaels :'(

*Post*

You would be a part of a storyline that relates to announcer Jim Ross' past. Brown lights would fill the arena as "BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THAT JUST AINT RIGHT!" echoes through the arena. Finally, one night on RAW the Sooner Fightsong blares through the speakers as you come out dressed like a giant bottle of JR's BBQ Sauce. You proceed to attack JR and drag him to the back. The story wouldn't go anywhere as Vince realizes how fucking stupid this is.

Shoot

You are the master of the heart punch. You beat down opponents until you deal them the deathblow for the 1-2-3!

Dr. Pepper > Wee Gooner

Your gimmick is that you like shoving athletic equipment up people's asses...literally.

Gime me a gimmick hunnybuns

Your wrestling name would be Oscar Meyer. You would look like this:

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You would soon form a stable with the "Condiment Company" tag team:

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You would turn on them in an epic heel turn that would rival Triple H at WrestleMania XV.

Juice

You will be called "Arkansas". You will carry a pig with you down to the ring. After you win, you will chase it all the way to the back. It will run into a room and you will lock yourself in the room with the pig. Later in the night, it will show you opening the door and the pig limping away as soda cans are rolling out of the room. The camera will go into the room and show you passed out. This will continue until the promotion gets sued.

holla

Gimmick me.

Your gimmick is that of a chameleon. You wrestle in a giant lizard suit that changes to the colors around you. You will make a shitload of money off of merchandising.

i gotta get in on this

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This is fantastic news!

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gimmick me up

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Gimmick me baby.

do it up James BY GOD Steele

This is the best one fo these threads yet. Do me.