AAAWWWWW WHAT A RELEASE!
 

As first reported on WWE Mobile, WWE has come to an agreement on the release of Road Warrior Animal (Joe Laurinaitis) as of today June 6, 2006. We wish Joe the best in all future endeavors.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/roadwarriorreleased

Bout fuckin' time.

Why? I mean who didn't love his random meaningless heel turn complete with chaps and everything?!

Would have loved to have heard that Johnny Ace phone-call.

WWE....On the right track....:eek:

Good thing they had him pick up clean wins over Hardy and Burchill before he left.

One half of the problem gone

For a second there i thought there was a new Road Warrior Animal mobile phone.

It was his going away presents.

Laurniatis - Sorry bro, but we're going to have to let you go in a few weeks.

Animal - :'(

Laurniatis - But hey, as a going away present we're going to give you clean wins over two young and over wrestlers...Matt Hardy and Paul Burchill.

Animal - Good. This way I can kill off any legacy the Hardy girls may have had...and for Burchill...I HATE PIRATES.

*Burchill randomly walks by*

Burchill - Why? Because a pirate wasn't one of the Village People's gimmicks?

Animal - What are you trying to imply?

Burchill - Oh nothing...bye bye.

*Burchill leaves*

Animal - :mad:

Laurniatis - Don't worry we'll job him out to Mark Henry as well and then drop his gimmick all together.

Animal - :cool:

When did he beat Matt Hardy CLEAN?

1 match, he cheated and the decision was reversed.

2 match, Hardy squashed him.

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But Burchill...yep.

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ACE: Hey bro, sorry, but we're gonna have to let you go. But to make it feel better, I'll let you in on my three way with Candace Michelle and Vince.

ANIMAL: Thanks, man--wait, Candace is hot and all, but why do you threeway with VINCE?!

ACE: I'm head writer for a reason, right? And not because I'm smart...

ANIMAL: ............. ohhhhhhh.

I'm gonna miss his chaps :'(

I enjoyed him being a heel for a few weeks. Only becuase he'd come out, say a bunch of things, and then get his ass kicked. God I hated those chaps and his non steroid induced yelling.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

It seriously might be that his son is supposed to get a lot of PT playing for Ohio State football and wanted to travel to his games.

YAY!

Now lets see when Jonny Ace gets released.

http://nodq.com/wwe/151645337.shtml reason for Animal being released

:y:

He'll probably now team up with Sting in TNA. :(

So, he threw a bitch fit and got fired?

Can't say I'm sad to see him go. His heel turn was pretty awful. Actually, it's kinda sad how many of these old guys are still going. Aside from Finlay, all these guys should be road agents and trainers now.

if it wasnt for dx he wouldnt have the mohawk thing look at the dx vid's

Looking at the title I dreaded to think what was inside. Now I've seen it, I have to say this is much better than expected.

He knew he had nothing to contribute in the first place, but he did step in when smackdown only had like 2 over faces, much like they are now...hum..

ROFL FUCKING HELL

Can someone translate?

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Something about when DX shaved Hawks Mohawk.

ROH is going to sign Heidenreich and Animal :shifty:

the guy was fucking useless the second he took his football equipment off.

he was and will only be good in a tag team

i liked him with Heidenreich