What makes you a wrestling dork
 

Seeing how we're all wrestling dorks due to the fact that a) we watch wrestling and b) we visit wrestling websites, what else makes you feel like a complete dork when it comes to wrestling? For me, any time I see a ladder I look to see if it can be climbed from both sides and how high it is. Also, anytime I see a folding table I wonder if anybody can be thrown through it without getting caught up in a metal frame.

Every time I see a folding Table and a ladder I want to knock someone onto the table and Swanton off of the ladder

I still buy the figures, although it's only from the classic range. Apart from Carlito and Ken Kennedy :heart:

Also I visit this website frequently(Join Up we need members) http://theswl.12.forumer.com/index.php

I have an entire dresser drawer full of wrestling DVDs.

I have about six boxes in my closet full of wrestling tapes from 1997 to 2005.

I wear wrestling shirts out places.

I have figures in my room in random places, including on a DVD rack, my stereo and a lamp.

I have, but don't use, an Undertaker toothbrush.

I cut promos in the shower and think of storylines while daydreaming and/or bored.

I've commentated a Royal Rumble final four in the shower.

:shifty:

I wish I had a digital camera, so I could make my own <a href="http://hwatv2.tripod.com/p1.htm">HWA</a>.

I use the phrase "mark out" almost every day.

I put together a DVD for a wrestler I know...for free. Just because I enjoyed the work. (Well, and also becuase he said he'd pass it around to other promoters to try and find me work. That was before I decided to move to Florida. But that's beside the point)

Me too

Also I say thank Sabin instead of god

I'm a wrestling dorkchop. My nick name came from the greatest wrestling tag team of all time. People actually call me "Dorkchop" in person. I love it.

I also forgot about my purchase of wrestling DVD's. I dont' buy many, but I have a few

This is ROFL:

I wish I could find the links to his other shows. I actually started a thread about making a new one of those a while back, and I actually wrote a script for it, I just never managed to both be in possession of a borrowed digital camera and be alone at my parents' house (where all my old WWF toys are).

It was going to be greatness. Aw, hell, when they get back from vacation, I'll just do it then. Who cares if I have to have an awkward conversation to explain why I need to borrow their camera for a couple of hours?

Like Jamesteele and others, I think of promos and storylines when bored/daydreaming. Also I have a bookcase of wrestling tapes ranging from around 1992-present, plus some random older stuff and newer DVDs. I use 'kayfabe' in my everyday speech. I spend hundreds of dollars each year buying RoH and other promotion's dvds. I find matches I like and study them over and over, move for move. Currently, I'm 'studying' the American Dragon/James Gibson match from Glory by Honor IV.

When you feel rushed, you remember that....YOU HAVE UNTIL 5!

Where do I start


I also say "mark out" alot.

I found out that two of my workmates also liked wrestling so I proposed that we should form a faction. I would be the maineventer while the other guy (who is much bigger than me) would be my muscle ala Tyson Tomoko or Batista with Evoulotion. And I asked the other wrestling fan who happened to be a girl if she could be my valet.

When I get angry at people I also cut promos.

I do wrestling entrance moves on the dancefloor

you do the Randy Orton pose when you win in darts

And when you see someone running perpendicular to you, the first thing that comes into your mind is "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UNCE!!!!!"

PERIOD.

Also everytime me and my brother fight I spear him and use the Triangle Choke

Whenver I mess around with my friends I always put them in submissions. It is amazing how effective the Tazmission is.

lol, I usually just end using a simple jujitsu armbar or keylock americana while my friends go for submissions like the sharpshooter and the figure four. But if I can lock in a rear naked choke, I'm all over it.

Oh yeah I use the Tazzmission too

dose the master lock / tazzmission really make you pass out

Or I just pull an Iron Shiek and put them in a CAMEL CLUTCH LIKE I WOULD B BRIAN BLEH AND I BREAK HIS FUCKING BACK AND FUCK HIM IN HIS ASS.

The Masterlock is just a full nelson, and no you won't pass out from it. The Tazmission is actually a variant of a jujitsu/judo blood choke and if applied correctly, can render someone unconscious in a mere matter of seconds.

The Masterlock can break your neck, though.

And the Tazmission's name is the Katahajime, or is a variant of it.

:lol: I do that when I make a good shot playing pool. Of course, none of my friends watch wrestling, so they just think I'm a dick.

:lol::nono:

Correct and Correct. Kata-ha-jime.

Whenever you walk into your room singing "OLE OLEOLEOLE...OLE OLE" your roommates get out of whatever they're sitting in

I put on a spedo and go out in front of a couple hundred to a thousand people on any given night. And trust me, spedos make you a dork automatically.

I wear wrestling shirts quite often in public. Since I usually buy a new one at every show, so being in the Detroit area, I have a number of shirts.

I occasionally do poses and catch phrases to people.

I buy a bunch of the DVD's.

Even though it's rare, sometimes to mess with people, I'll attempt to do the ankle lock, or any other variety of moves.

And I usually write down the results of shows and ppv's.

The Orton pose is a part of my everyday life.

I rent a table at the local mall and hold autograph sessions.

Plus, people refer to me as the neighborhood icon.

Sigh...:-\
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3j7FvnFuVk

I accidentally crotch Chop myself in the testicle on a regular basis

When i'm just bored sittin in the dark, i'll ignite my lighter and start hummin Kanes entrance music.

I have a dual DVD/VCR Player and I switch between Wrestling tapes and DVDs