Game: You're A Rattlesnake
 

So your drinking some beer at a bar in Victoria, Texas when you get a call from Vince McMahon saying dont ever bother coming back to a WWE event ever again. "You're fired! Oh and by the way. The sex from your whore was absolutely stunning!"

I would throw the phone down and just beat the living hell out of the first guy who looks at me like a jackass. Then...

Here's where you continue his rampage

give Linda McMahon a phone call and arrange dinner plans for two. Then...

after buying her dinner, give her a kiss, then..

fuck her, then...

Marry her after she divorces Vince, fire him and be once again gainfully employed in the WWE. Then...

Make Orton the World Heavyweight Champion. Then...

Make Kane the WWE Champion. Then...

Get rid of the spirit squad, Then...

Re-instate the Spirit Squad THen

realise that running the WWE is too much to handle and offer the company back to Vince in return that I may join his Kiss My Ass Club, then...

Low blow and Pedigree him

*Then

kisses it anyway as a rattlesnake is a man of his word. Then...

Keeps job then

Makes the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship the #1 Title in the WWE. Then...

An alien from ECW steals it. Then...

The Alien eats it Then

the alien loses the belt to Ben Rodrigues cleanly. Then...

then Ben Rodrigues shaves Triple A's eyebrows and forces him to go into hiding and leaves the belt behind. Ben Rodrigues picks up the belt stating he's once again the Champ, then...

Aussie_Skier wins the belt with the finger poke of death!.....then...

Unbeknownst to Aussie_Skier, there is controversy surrounding the TPWW Intergalactic Super Heavyweight Championship - and no switches can be made until the rightful Champion is determined of Ben Rodrigues & Skippord.

then...

Cuzziebro cleans house, then..

The most charismatic superstar in the business ( me ) comes out from the crowd (edge style circa 1999) and stares down Cuzziebro

then the fans begin to pelt both Pinnacle Charisma and cuzziebro619 with tomatos. Then...

The music of the Spirit Squad hits. Then...

Sylvester Stalone and Mr. T come out to "Eye of the Tiger" and challenge any two men to a tag team boxing match. Then...

Butterbean and Bart Gunn come out. Then....

Mr. T knocks out both men in one giant tornado punch. Then...

Apollo Creed comes back from the dead with Mickey as his manager and has his World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. He then challenges Sylvester Stalone to a match to determine Champion of the Universe.

Mysterious promos begin, as Mike Tyson is hinted to make a return. It is then announced to be a 3 way match. Then..

Thunderlips runs down to the ring and Lips-up on Sylvester and Apollo, making it a fatal four way! Then...

<font color=white>Mike Tyson knocks himself out then...</font>

Show a promo for See No Evil for the 10000000000000000 time. Then...

Raven storms the ring while jerking off, demanding a title shot. Then...

Then i'd dig up Eddie Guerrero, Owen Hart and Brian Pillman and have beers with there rotten corpses. I'd pump Eddie with a shot of steroids to see if it brings him back to life. Then..

no and thens :mad:

lets go to Vegas?

lets go to Vegas?

Bring back D-X and let them become the unified Tag teams and make a three way fued with Spirt Squad, Jeff and Matt Hardy then