Fucking a I hate TNA's Announcers
 

Christian comes out and cuts a promo and says something about Abyss.

Mike Tenay:Oh I dont know 6 foot 8 monster you're talking about there

Christian talks about Ron Killings dancing like a tard

Don West:ITS HIS DANCING IN THE RING THAT MATTERS THIS SUNDAY

and so on

TNA should replace Don West with The Zombie.

The Zombie would be way less annoying or retarded

I'd much rather listen to "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for an hour a week than "MY GOD, MIKE! THIS IS SO BIZARRE!"

They Could just have The Zombie replace both

Also they seem to hate the Naturals

TNA needs to fucking fire Don West. Not only does Don West suck, he drags Mike Tenay down as well.

Then they need to get rid of that fucking six sided ring.

Then they need to have Sting start putting over people and delivering matches that people may actually want to see.

Then they need to learn that having EVERY match on the card end with 20 guys interfering and jumping around in the ring is retarded.

Then they need to stop dying all of the 150 pound X-Division wrestlers hair.

Oh, Christ, are they going to use Candido to get The Naturals over?!?

...and Soike just cut out. Of course. Subject me to the LAX shit and Don West breaking the rhythm of Christian Cage's promo, but when one of the few legitimately interesting mic workers in the promotion gets on the stick, let's go black!

Wait when did Scott Steiner Smash HHH

Ah, so I'm not the only one that had Spike cut out on him here on this forum.

Yeah Pretty sure the feed cut out

That fucking sucks....

Also...I'm scared of Joe btw....

:lol: I know I should be above this, but Kevin Nash vs. a midget is funny.

LOL announcer argument

If you're not laughing at that....you have no sense of humor.

I can't believe the splash off the bottom rope. That's the first time I can ever remember Nash taking to the air. :D

Impact! >>>> WWECW

And man...he can fly.

Kevin Nash-X Division Superstar!

That was the funniest thing i've seen all week.

Tenay: This is the greatest night in the HISTORY of our SPORT!!!!
Zombie: UUUUuuuuuurrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Tenay: You said it, broadcast partner!

For some reason, when Nash sat in the chair I thought he was gonna spank the midget. :naughty:

When Nash got the chair, I thought he was going to attempt an air sabu, which if he did, he would forever be my favorite wrestler...

Was it just me, or did the highlights for the TNA show at the ECW Arena actually look like it could have been good?

I thought the main event was actually decent. Nice to see Gail Kim bust out a wrestling move again.

I was seriously going to make this post last night after watching tna. Man it sucks. Every time Christian wasn't talking about King of the Mountain the fucking announcer would pipe up and loosely say what Christian just said. I'm sure I heard sentence that went a little something like that, could be wrong about the worker mentioned, "Sunday at the King of the Mountain match Christian Cage is going to have to face those 4 men in the King of the Mountain match which will be this Suday."

Then during Nash's bit (which was hilarious) they mentioned at least 3 times that this just shows Nash has no respect for the X-Division or Sabin. Man their announcing is bad.

Steiner hit HHH a couple of times, that counts as smashing him. I know Steiner never beat him though.

Schavione and West would be great to just who has more hyperbole and what ridudclous statements they would say.


Schavoine: I think the fans want to see AJ Styles and Jeff Jarrett clash I believe they have never wrestled before!!!!!!!!!!!!!

West: OH MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AJ STYLES Triple Crown Winner Jeff Jarett King of The Mountain I would mortage my house to see that match!!!!!!!

They're even worse during the PPV's. It's like West does and extra 8-ball of blow before they go on the air. I've bought a couple DVD's and can't even watch them.

I will never buy a TNA DVD.

Well BDC, they make great drink coasters for your coffee table.

BTW, would it kill TNA NWA to get a bigger world championship belt? I mean it looks so dated and like a lesser belt than a world championship.

These are what world championship belts should look like:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Wchampbelt.jpg http://shopzone.wwe.com/newimages/images/00582epi.jpg or even http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/04/d7/07/cb_2.JPG

but this: http://www.midatlanticgateway.com/st..._world_top.jpg looks so small and dated.

Well the problem with those belts are they are already being used by WWE.

:shifty:

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Well duh. TNA needs to update and enlarge their belt.

You know it is a fact that TNA's announcers suck, but the commercials aren't much better. I'm watching the Deep Space 9 on spike and they just had the commercial for last night's Impact that they are doing an encore for tonight. Anyhow the commercial mentions, "that on the last impact before Slammiversary, anything can happen." But nothing happened, last week's impact was more exciting and unpredictable.

yea they need to get a belt that spins

I hate how Don West constantly changes the tone, volume, pitch, and gruntyness of his voice every second word he says.

They need to get a belt that Shane Douglas didn't basically piss on.

It used to make my head explode when Shane was interviewing whoever had the NWA belt at the time and they were saying how it's the "most prestigious/sought after" belt in the industry...and he would nod along in agreement.

Nothing like a shotgun to the head of wrestling history. :nono:

What about the 'dont cross the border' commentators?