Head to Head #2: "Making Your Bed rock" or, "Attempting Re-Entry".
 

Needless innuendos aside, it's time for the second match up in our series of televised grudge matches. Today's contestants were created in the '60s, but couldn't have lived further apart. They're here, they're queer, they don't want any more bears, please welcome...

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Location: Bedrock<O:p</O:p
Time Period: Millions of years ago
Catchphrase: Yabba dabba doo!
Essentially…: Outwardly tough yet inwardly sensitive, well-meaning prehistoric blue-collar slob struggles through the daily grind of living with giant flesh eating carnivores and bald men.

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Location: Orbit City
Time Period: About 56 years from now
Catchphrase: Jane! Stop this crazy thing
Essentially…: Outwardly wussy and stressed out yet inwardly sensitive, well-meaning futuristic white-collar man struggles through the daily grind of living in total artificiality and short men.

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</TD></TR><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 9"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 426.1pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt" vAlign=top width=568 colSpan=2></TD></TR><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 10; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: windowtext 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.4pt; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 5.4pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: windowtext 1pt solid; WIDTH: 213.05pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1pt solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt" vAlign=top width=284>Charged with violating the RICO Act (People v. Flintstone) and leading organised criminal operations. Represented by Harvey Birdman. Found Not Guilty.



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<O:pSo what's the verdict? Who is the better man? Fred's a compulsive gambler who probably has abusive tendencies towards those he loves, but George gets beaten up by his dog.

Fred is funnier.

Fred is 1000000 times better

Fred has my vote

Gonna have to go with Fred

The Jetsons were awesome, but the Flintstones were ultimately better.

Fred 4 lyfe.

Jetson has a hotter daughter.

I'd totally hit Pebbles

Dude shes like two isnt she.

Cmon Skippy you have like the pimp Wolfmother lead singer look going on there. You could at least get some 14 year old bitches

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the homer tax.