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As if the Bashams weren't heel enough, Danny had to stop mid-match and ram his finger into poor Jimmy Corderas' nose! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Rikishi & Scotty: "Pixie... twins... acti--" Danny: "OH NO! Not that joke again!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Little did Rikishi know that Gollum was ready to strike and reclaim his precious! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg The ref quickly sprays Rikishi with Tag Team Title brand deodorant to prevent the whole crowd from passing out. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Rikishi: "Um... Scotty. We should stop now, or those evil smarks are going to start making HGA jokes again." Scotty: "Can't!! Damn that Rhyno!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Scotty: "I'm so happy!!! This is like a dream come true!" *looks down* "Shit, no pants? This IS a dream!!!" *sob* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena stared, frozen in shock, as the youthful, seductive Dawn Marie slowly transformed into the wrinkled, withery Mae Young before his very eyes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Heyman: "No, Dawn Marie turning into Mae Young is NOT a trick by Triple H to humiliate over-popular wrestlers into retiring forever!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg As he slow danced with Big Show and remembered last week's near proposal from Eddie, Billy Gunn couldn't help but think the WWE was running out of gimmicks for his character. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Big Show: "Swing me Billy!" Gunn: "Um... Show? I didn't know you had the Dr. Jho operation too..." See old Loopydate caption for reference http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg When the Big Show wouldn't listen to Nick Patrick please to break the hold, Nick had to resort to more desperate measures, like drawing out his over-the-shoulder samurai blade. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg To further solidify his heel status, Big Show choked Billy Gunn while the Giant Sky Wrench repeated clocked him in the back of the head. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg ".................. UH, OH!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Lesnar: "Lemme get this straight... drinking three glasses of tequila before you come out helps you cut crazy promos?? Sweet!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg (after Brock downs a bottle of tequila) Brock: "Eddie... just shaddup and KISS ME!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Once he was drunk, Brock underwent some drastic changes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg By the end of the drunken stage, Brock had shrivelled down to the size of a small, stumbling cruiserweight. OR Noble: "No, that's still not how you bend it like Beckham." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg The Velocity wrestlers showed up for the monthly "Get your shoes stolen by a SmackDOWN! wrestler" part of the program. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg The submission move was bad enough, but did Noble really have to let his backwater roots get the best of him and start rubbing his crotch against Kidman's thigh? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Suddenly, Nidia realized it. He CAN see me! Eh... that was bad. How about another? Nidia wasted no time whipping out Noble's wallet to buy that cute human-sized turtle standing in the crowd. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg Rue demonstrates the amazing before and after effects of Playboy airbrushing. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg Ever the gentleman, Rey Rey waited patiently on the other side of the ring while Chavo Jr. helped his dad put his contacts back on. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg It was an ingenious contraption. Pulling the trigger released the referee Charles Robinson snap arm, which struck against the Rey Mysterio light, thereby setting off the Chavo Guerrero Fart Cannon. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg Chavo, having never attended the Isaac Yankem School of Dentistry, had an awfully hard time with Mysterio's mouth. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Angle couldn't help himself but rub Steven Richards' pecs during the middle of the match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Angle and Holly might be professional wrestlers, but obviously, neither man completely grasped the concept of arm wrestling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg Angle: "Put me down!!! Someone's going to think you're actually carrying me in this match!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg Angle kindly took the time to enlightened ignorant Bob on what the "Stephanie Position" was. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg Hebner (reading Bob's new shoulder tattoo): "'I am a worthless bitter old bigot whose ass can get owned by any man near or over my size.' Aha! So he admits!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Luckily, Heyman intervened before Big Show could eat Kurt Angle. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Even while he was cutting a promo, Cena always had time to teach Goldberg, who was sitting to the side off screen, a new word with his new letter knuckles. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Heyman had officially lost his mind when he suddenly turned, pointed, and called the Frost Giant a homo. |
Oh man, definitely not my night. Oh well, the rest of you guys will come in and save the thread.
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Look who's back in the saddle, baby!
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg Due to the more flexible rules imposed by WWE, wrestlers would no longer be disqualified for calling referees homos. The Bashams were the first to exploit this to the fullest. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Attempting to appeal to a more sophisticated audience, WWE has their wrestlers reenact famous works of art. Here's Scotty and Rikishi's rendition of Michaelangelo's "The Birth of Man." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Ref: Come on, man, you can do it! It's only a simple splash! Basham: No, I can't! I can't do the jump. I'm not letting go of these ropes! Ref: It's not that bad, man. There's nothing to be scared of. Basham: Scared? I'm not scared! It's that fu</>cker Rhyno again! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Ref: Okay, okay, take it! Just put that armpit away!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Scotty: Ever see the opening to Dawn of the Dead? Rikishi: No....why? Scotty: Oh, no reason....*chomp* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Scotty's smile faded when he felt a draft down below. They may have won the battle, but Doug "Pants-er" Basham won the war. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena: ACK! Who the hell are you? Dawn Marie: I'm your conscience! I'm here to help you with your next moral dilemma. Cena: Really, that's great! I usually get attacked by tiny versions of ECW....oh, damn. You were in ECW, too, right? Dawn Marie: Well.....*smack* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Once again, Smackdown gets the shaft in terms of money, and the props department can't afford to give Cena a real gun. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Show: So which one of us is supposed to carry the other to a watchable match? Gunn:......ummmm...... Show:........We're f</>ucked, aren't we? Gunn: Yup. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg WWE's first ever Square-Dance Deathmatch went off without a hitch. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg The referee finally breaks the choke hold by KO'ing Show with the Bionic Elbow. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Show: Don't you EVER call me a Casket Surfer again!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg After successfully defending the US Title, Big Show decides to fire up the crowd by starting The Wave. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Sure, Eddie hated Brock, but he was always a sucker for hearing him sing "Love Me Tender" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg Eddie: And that's why I'm going to be the next....Hey! Wake up!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg At this precise moment, every internet fan on Earth collectively ruined their pants. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Hey, since when was Cheech ever a referee? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg Jamie Noble really needed to work on his Ric Flair impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg His Jericho impression, though, was spot on. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Nidia shows off her coat she made after giving A-Train his bikini wax. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg Rue: So who in the hell cares about this crap anyway? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg As Rey and the Chavos struggled to get free, the ring crew made a mental note to never let Rhyno help out with setting up the ropes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg Rey would have easily won the match here, if Steven Richards hadn't locked Charles Robinson in the Rings of Saturn. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg Chavo Jr. gets his revenge on Mysterio for leaving him there to die back in 'Nam, when that landmine took his right arm. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Angle proves to be the superior wrestler by countering the hammerlock with a rousing version of "I Will Always Love You" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg I know it's easy to botch some of the more complicated moves out there, but when you can't even do a simple tie-up right, I think it's time to change your profession. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg Ref: Whoah! Aren't you at least gonna take him out to dinner first?! (Yeah, I keep telling myself "no gay jokes," but this one was too obvious to pass up) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg I don't mind the cameramen always sneaking in cleavage shots of Trish all the time. It's the blatant Kurt Angle crotch shots that have got to stop. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg Apparently Shaniqua forgot to give her monster some feet. Kurt was happy to oblige. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Kurt: Hey Show, there's a WCW secondary Title on you shirt. Show: Ha! Like I'm stupid enough to fall for that! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Cena's freestyle came to a tragic end when his face spontaneously imploded. |
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Ref: Come on break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! Basham: Shut up! Ref: Intimidation only works on refs when you're taller than them. Basham: ...Uhhh, smell my finger? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Rikishi desperately tried to save Scotty from being caught in that tractor beam, but I'm not telling you anything you don't already know. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Realizing that they were not as over as he would like, the Basham farted in the general direction of the fans. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Confused with Rikishi's anatomy, the ref chivalrously tries to cover Rikishi the moment he sees hair. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Rikishi was a hero and Scotty was saved from the tractor beam. Scotty showed his appreciation by offering himself as a snack. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Scotty and Rikishi celebrate being the only tag team left in the WWE as the Basham was sucked into O'Hare's cage. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Dawn: Mhm, mommy wants to keep her boy healthy. Cena: But ma, I'm like, in my 20's. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Dawn: Oh hey Paul. Cena: *suckle suckle* Paul: ...My own son!? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Show uses his own body to block Billy away from the tractor beam. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Billy was so thankful, he shook Show's hand. But Show realized Billy was in on the plan to lure Show into the tractor beam! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg As Show grew angry at Gunn, the ref tried to break them up - but apparently the Show's fleas spread instantaneously. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Just when the show was ready to throw Billy into the way of the tractor... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg ...Billy's bait had worked! Show had taken the golden turkey leg and was now being beamed into O'Hare's cage! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock: Eddie... How did you do it? Eddie: It's simple. Apparently Steph digged my kiss when I "rolled my R's" into her mouth. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg Brock: I don't believe you. You mean to tell me you're getting a push for being a good kisser? Eddie: Wanna find out, ese..? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Here comes the heat! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Holly: Squeal like a pig boy! PAY YOUR DUES Angle: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Holly: THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME SPARKY ****ING PLUG! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Holly and Angle are giggling like mad. Holly: "I TOLD you that's what it looked like!" Is it me or are these pics really not inspiring? Half of these I couldn't even make myself laugh on. Bad week, maybe. Ending up taking alot of them out. Edit: Going to try again when I'm awake. |
Oh. Damn. Nowhere Man, I can't really put your whole post in the archive, even though I kinda can't avoid it.... this is gonna be a problem.
On the other hand, at least Nowhere Man's blazing trail of captions saved the readers from my crap! Seriously. I at least chuckled at every single caption. That's quite an accomplishment. I think only Lamuella has ever done that, so pat yourself on the back and buy yourself a Coke Slurpee. Those were all incredible. I knew I was in for a great ride when I read the first caption, which used the ever reliable Homo joke in a new and innovative way. I was gonna do that myself, but I probably would have screwed up the deliver. You, however, did not. :y: :y: :y: |
Yeah, I agree. Most of mine were duds as well. Nowhere is a hero. :)
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Rikishi had finally done it. He had won the title for the fattest man on Smackdown, just surpassing the Big Show's weight with that last chimichanga grande special. |
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Basham:And i am telling you, my finger doesn't smell like shit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Rikishi: Give me low 5 Scotty 2 Hotty: Tag me, Tag me Rikshi: To Slow, Look Cool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Rikishi:That was one burger to much. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Rikishi: Look at me i am fat! Ref: Yes you are, take your belt Rikishi: Can i eat it. Ref: No, but you can try. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Scotty: No, it was a joke MacDonalds isn't burned down, stop crying! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena: There is something in your nose. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Cena: So you swallow Heyman: WTF, who told you that! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Lesnar: So you are telling me that i ain't latino. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg Eddie: Ese, your eyes are so blue, and your hair is so short,kiss me ese. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Cena: So what is my line again? |
Okay, let's hope these are better than my RAW caps:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg DOUG: Hey, who YOU callin' bald? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg The ref darted off-screen to check his rulebook. Seconds later, he returned to inform Scotty that using his new web-shooter to fire a blue nylon cord to Rikishi didn't count as a legal tag. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg After the success of the John Cena Gargoyles, WWE decided to try their luck with other SmackDown superstars. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg RIKISHI: We are the Na-- REF: NOOOOOOOOO! Not another old stable re-formed with failed mid-carders! Here! Take a title! Just don't finish that chant! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Rikishi's symbiotic thong finally decided it was tired of being crammed up that ass, and started to trickle slowly down his leg, so as not to attract attention. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Well, this title reign is off to a good start. One champion's holding the belt upside-down, and the other one is wearing nothing but an elbow pad. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg John was shocked. His new Dawn Marie Blow-Up Doll was so lifelike! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg JOHN: Bang! PAUL: GAH! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg SHOW: Did I get him? GUNN: No, he's still kinda hangin' out. Why did you put the Ultimo Dragon up your nose? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg BILLY: Hi, I'm Billy Gunn. I haven't had a good match in five years, but I keep getting pushed. SHOW: You don't have to keep introducing yourself. Everyone knows who you are. BILLY: Oh, really? Even that Rhyno guy? SHOW: Yeah, why do you-- Oh, damn. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg Nick "Paratrooper" Patrick arrived to officiate the match in typical stylish fashion. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg LIPS ON BILLY'S CROTCH: Hey! Let go! SHOW/GUNN: :eek: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg SHOW: *Gasp* Okay... *Cough* Now I don't have to defend this for... *Wheeze* Another six months, right? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock's reaction after Eddie told him the "truth" about Tinky Winky. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg EDDIE: How the hell did an overgrown baby win the WWE Title? BROCK: In my happy place, in my happy place, in my happy place... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Eddie Guerrero: The first-ever Unified Underpushed Champion. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Billy looked like he, too, was going to be seduced by the Dead Marshes. NOBLE: Don't go into the lights! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg KIDMAN: Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... NOBLE: For the last time, you ain't Green Lantern! Stop makin' that noise! KIDMAN: Reeeeeeeern... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg Y'know, I'm kinda surprised Vince hasn't outlawed the Giant Swing yet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Obviously, Nidia was impressed with her purchase at the first WWE Bachelors Auction. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg RUE: ...in two collector's covers for those of you 15-year-old losers who can't rent real porn! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg Steven Richards' interference was quickly thwarted by a clothesline from a quick-thinking Rey Mysterio. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg REF: Ow! REY: What is it, Chuck? REF: I just knocked my hand on some kind of gla--oh, shit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg REY: Hee hee! No! Stop pummeling me, Stumpy! :rofl: CHAVO: Stop laughing at me, bro! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg KURT: I recognize that penis. Hi, Ste--Bob?!? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg KURT: Jesus, I just want to call my parents! BOB: Leggo mah quarter, boy! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg "El Kurt" debuted to rave reviews with his fantastic dragonsteiner finisher. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg KURT: Enjoy it while it lasts, Bobbo. You're not going to be doing this again until the next time you get injured and come back! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg KURT: Brian, this is NOT a good time for the Spinaroonie. BRIAN: But I'm the third! Third! Third Hebner to be a referee in WWE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Paul thought he'd alleviate the tension by making fart noises into the microphone. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Stevie got his revenge, when he slapped the taste out of Cena's mouth. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Paul sent the fans home happy by pointing to each and every one of them while making soothing ocean noises. -- What happened to me? Have I lost my touch? |
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These are going to be tough...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg Basham: It's your turn to take Scotty's Stinkface... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Scotty: Go Go Gadget Arm! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg When the Basham declared that he was going to do the first ever 810 splash, Rikishi hit the floor laughing. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Ref: Ok, i'll give you the Title, just put some pants on... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg This is the moment when Rikishi discovers that there is not enough Fabric in the WESTERN HEMISPHERE to cover his ass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg He shows off his belt to all of the Bats in the audience. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena: I feel...Different. (Reps to he who gets THIS one...) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Heyman: You're not gonna get her naked by the end of this song on MY watch... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Show: Your Hairline's receding... Billy: What? Show: And you're talking like Steve Austin, too! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Billy: I'm go out for burritos, wanna come? Show: NOOOOOOOO! Billy: Please! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg Try as he might, Nick Patrick just COULDN'T get the Big Show to see his Barry Horowitz impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Billy taps after the Big Show threatens to have him turned back into Rockabilly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg Thing asks for a US Title Shot, scaring the bejeasus out of the Big Show http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock: Where did Ralphus go? Eddie: That's Jericho's head of security, not mine! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg Eddie's turkey call makes Brock hang his head in shame. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Eddie FINALLY found something to keep him from digging the lint out of his belly button. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Noble is impressed by Kidman's "Smooth Criminal" Lean. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg Kidman: There's something on your chin, let me just... Noble: That's my Goattee, you dimwit! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg Kidman: Can you hear me now? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Noble: Isn't that the same coat Sapphire used to wear when she was with Ted DiBiase? Nidia:Um, Uh... NO! Noble: What about that ticket for a trip around the World... Nidia: SHIT! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg For every copy of L.A. Boy you buy, you get a free issue of Plabo? Sounds like a deal if you ask me... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg Misterio has a very rare case of right foot turning into Father/Son meeting disease. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg No one quite understood why Charles Robinson slapped the bottom of Chavo's boot... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg Vince found a way to show something more offensive than the Superbowl Halftime Show. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Sometimes it takes desperate measures to stop Kurt from re-enacting his 1-800-Collect Commercial in the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Kurt gets to pick first in the Sandlot Baseball game held after the match... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg Kurt: Just Dial Down the Center with... Ref: that's the wrong commercial. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg Little did Bob know, Kurt had the words "The Big Shot? replace that O with an I and that's what the fans USUALLY take during his matches" on the bottom of THAT boot... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg Bob: Tell Kurt that I NEED that foot! There's some Tough Enough kids that still need to be stomped. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Big Show: I got to pee! Paul: NOT NOW! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Cena's rendition of the Tomahawk Chop wows the audience. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Leave it to Big Show to mess up the pose of the newest WWE Stable: Team Teapot. |
Damn, these pics do look kinda sucky. Still some good stuff above though, so let's see what we can do...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg "Is that peanut butter in your teeth? It is! YOU! YOU ATE MY LUNCH!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Scotty hadn't quite mastered the mechanics of heel and face tag team wrestling. It's the HEELS that get outside assistance Scotty... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Rikishi was bored waiting for his pizza to arrive. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg "AYYYYYYYYYY pizza time!" "I'm not a delivery boy, I'm the referee!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Rikishi: *sobbing* "...and I wanted pepperoni, and some peppers, and some pineapple..." Scotty: "There there, it's ok. We can go pawn these belts they just gave us and go hit Pizza Hut." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Rikishi: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYY we're goin to Pizza Hut, see you later everybody!" Scotty: *muttering* "Oh God, I have to watch him eat again." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg "Damn woman, don't you ever blow your nose properly?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Cena: "Yo, you got a handkerchief or something I could have man?" Heyman: "Me? Do you know who I am? Shane Douglas gets 75% of my paypacket for the next 3 years, I can't afford a handkerchief!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Show: "What the hell just touched my leg?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Gunn: "Oh come on, don't act like you don't want it." Show: "NO!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg Nick Patrick just HAD to let Show know about his new ivory back scratcher. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Gunn: "*cough*..So you're..*gasp*...into strangling huh? Kinky!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg Poor WWE logo ends up in the worst places... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg It was time for Brock's weekly Spanish lesson "Uhhh...pongamos el burro en la iglesia." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg "Let us put the donkey in the church? That's it, I told you if you messed up again you'd have to hand the belt over. C'mon." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Eddie'd give the belt back in a few minutes. Yeah. Just a little bit longer. Only a few minutes. He just wanted to try it out. To try out the precioussssss... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Welcome to the 1st annual World Leaning Championships http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg Kidman took the lead in the floor category, as not only did he manage to lean but also turn at the same time! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg Now in the assisted category, Kidman attempts the highly dangerous 'HHH Improper Sell' maneuver. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Nidia had seen some things in her time, but even *she* had never seen a man bend that way. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg The Playboy Plastic Special, coming soon. Guest centerfold - Cher! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg The match was paused for Chavo Sr.'s midday Rogaine. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg And then his flexibility treatment. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg Then his afternoon siesta, as Chavo Jr. desperately tried to salvage the match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg "Lower...lower...little to the right...OH yeah, that's the spot." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg The We Hate HHH society's secret handshake was becoming insanely complicated. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg Kurt's methods for checking for headlice were...unorthodox. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg Bob held on with all that he had. He was staying in the main event dammit! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg "How you gonna keep up with me when I break your ankle huh? HUH? Hey I made a funny!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg The combined reflective glare of the belt, Heyman's head and Angle's oiled up body set a woman in the front row on fire. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg To try and take the crowd's mind off the terrible tragedy, Cena performed his impersonation of a fire engine. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Heyman had a warning for anyone who felt like trying anything backstage. They would all bow to the power of...The Reflectors! ----- :-\ |
I think the pics were just sort of ho-hum.
Here's another one: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Billy: "You're coming with me onto this Atkins Diet whether you want it or not!" Show: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Me wuv carbo filled ring rope!!!" |
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WE ARE NOT A HEADBANGERS KNOCKOFF! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Rikishi suddenly found that the ropes provided more support than any sports bra... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Danny Basham loses his balance trying to spell "Y-M-C-A" from the turnbuckle. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg In a controversial decision, the ref promises Rikishi the title if he would only lower his arm, for the love of God! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Thinking quickly, a fan behind 'Kishi give him a wedgie...Thus disabling half of his moveset. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg The first mother/son tag-team champions didn't go over well with the crowd http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena: Heyman wants me to WHAT? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Heyman: That's right, John, you can be as big as Triple H...And all you need to do is... *ziiiiiiiiip* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Billy sighed. First the "Ass Man," Then he was "Chuck's Boyfriend," and now he'd been pushed as "Big Show's Bitch." Maybe the internet fans were right... Nah. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Billy: But Paul, you never take me ANYWHEEEEERE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg Having fired Zach gowen, the WWE needed to hire another token disability: So they turned to John "Stumpy" Summers, the one armed ref. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Big Show: I will name him George, and I will hug him and pat him and... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg To his dismay, Big Show realised he had forgotten to tape <u>Star Trek</u>. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock: Tinky Winky is NOT gay! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Kidman fell asleep, mid match, thus proving that the continuously "slowdown" that the WWE had pushed had gone too far. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg Kidman: Hey, Jamie, you got something in your teeth. Let me get that for ya... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg The WWE HMO's Chiropractor http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg "I didn't know you could DO that to yourself!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg "We're banking on you being unable to get a grilfriend..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg Chavo's timing on his "Good Luck Kiss" was controversial to say the least. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Paying your dues, Bradshaw style. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Kurt: Yeah, well at least I SHAVED mine, what's your excuse? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg The closest Holly will ever come to carrying a match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Oiled and naked, Kurt was ready to go at it "Roman Style." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg "Oops I did it again..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Paul Heyman was furious...Now they'd have to pay royalties to air Smackdown... |
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Here we see the Bashams new face painting segment in which the Bashams help others turn into their favorite superstars via facepaint. The ref is anxiously awaiting to be turned into the Ultimate Warrior as Scotty prepares to be turned into Raven. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg One might conclude that Rikishi was reaching out to tag Scotty, but in reality, he was trying to reach for the "Free Small Cone." winning game piece in the back of Danny's pocket http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Rikish, "I won a small cone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ref, "Here you won this too." Ricishi, "Heh" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg Scotty couldn't help but huggng Rikishi upom hearing the Kish say he would share the small cone with him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg In order to get Evolution more exposure, the WWE had wrestlers hold up HHH's World Title and Randy Orton's I.C. title throughout Smackdown. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Cena, "You've heard of Sean O'Haire too." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Cena, "So this guy Dragon Ultimate and this guy O'Haire are real wrestlers." Heyman, "That's what I've been told" Dawn, "I think it's actually Ultimo Dragon, John." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg Show, "Billy..Billy..Where did you go..Billy.. Billy, "Very funny Show." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg Here we see a U.S. Champion using psychology at it's highest level http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg And here we see a U.S. Champion using a great array of tecnical attacks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg Your U.S. Champion Ladies and Gentlemen http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock does an impression of Goldberg watching Jeopardy http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Eddie does his impression of HHH during backstage meetings. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Is Nidia suppossed to be blind without the glasses too? I mean, she must of seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle taking pictures in the stands. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg After the low ratings of shows like Confidential and Velocity, the WWE decided to replace them with it's new hardcore porn show featuring WWE divas. Here we see a live phone sex segment with RUE. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Holly, "...I'm Hardcore god dammit." Angle, "OHHHH I'm so scared." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Even Angle knew to say a prayer to God before doing a high spot with Holly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg The ref is just making sure Holly hasn't broken his own neck yet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Angle, "We'll I'm a former World Champion Show, "So am I" Angle, "I'm an Olympic Gold medalist." Show, "Well I'm the greatest U.S. Cham.............. Heyman, "Okay Show, that's enough. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Heyman, "Okay John, so what new word have we learned tonight?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Cena, "ULTIMO" |
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Okay peeps, I have a good reason why I didn’t start the caption thread this week. It’s called “lazy”
All jokes are considered mine ‘till proven swiped in the court of law. BEWYAH! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg> Revenge of the wrestlers! This time the ref gets the “stain on your shirt” gag! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg> No matter how hard he tries, Rikishi can’t reach the invisible ham sandwich. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg> As God wakes up from a nap, he notices that somehow The Bashams won the tag team titles. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg> Rikishi: Maybe if I offer my new belt to The Alter Of Helmsly, I won’t remain a jobber forever! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg> The last time a winning wrestler got this emotional I clearly remember the phrase “HORWITZ WINS! HORWITZ WINS!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg> The match went too smoothly for Rikishi, so be botched the belt hold. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg> Cena: Yo Dawn, you are one fiiiiiine hunny! Tell me, do you have any white in you? Dawn: That pickup line only works if we’re a different race, ya know. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg> Paul: What about a little Jew in you, Dawn? Cena: You’re what, this big? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg> After months with no one on one competition, Billy seriously wonders if he could carry a hoss in the match. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg> And the two lasers above the ring are charging, waiting for the right moment to strike. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg> Nick: Wait a second! You mean you’re defending the Hoss Weight title? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg> Billy: Oh no! I can’t afford an uh-oh… not in these tights… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg> If you look to the left of The Show’s hand, you find a fan that was so insulted by the ending of that match he is trying to take off his own head. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg> Brock: Look Belty! That’s what TALENT looks like! Been a while since you’ve seen that! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg> Eddie: Hey Brock, who designed your shirt? Brock: Me did! Me did! Eddie: Ese, you botched your shirt. The WWE logo should be on the back near the top. Brock: Belty wanted shirty like that! Belty: Why the hell am I with that guy… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg> Vince: Wait a second! He’s a talented wrestler who got over by his skill in the ring, not through story lines and giving it to my daughter in the ass! GET THAT TITLE OFF OF HIM! |
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To reassure the fans that Jamie Noble is a red neck, he did the funky chicken! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg> Nothing stops Kidman from his invisible car! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg> Now nothing against Kidman, but god damn, that’s the worst frankenstiner I’ve ever seen! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg> No, that isn’t Nidia. As we all know Nidia didn’t quite look like that, nor did she have fake boobs. That is the first ever gender queer wrestler, Mack. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg> Woman: Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, the only thing SmackDown has over Raw! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg> Chavo Jr: Now dad, this is the part of the match where Rey hits his finisher, the 619. You ready? Chavo Sr: And you complied about me making you look bad? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg> Ref: Wow, does Rey have six fingers? Chavo Jr (off screen): REY HAS SIX FINGERS!?!?!? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg> Chavo Jr: Hello! My name is Indingo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! Rey: I only have five fingers! Chavo Jr: LIAR! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg> At this point Kurt realizes who he’s wrestling… and wonders why he gets stuck with the mid carder VS main eventer match this week. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg> What these men forgot is they need a table for arm wrestling. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg> Ref: Holy Crap! Who is in the midst of botching what? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg> That is why no one from SmackDown, let alone a white boy from SmackDown should do the SpinARoonie. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg> Botching just isn’t for wrestlers anymore. While the ref tried to turn heel, he just couldn’t quite hit Holly with the shining wizard. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg> Show: I mean, a television title in a company with PPVs as their main TV time? What was he thinking? Kurt: Yeah! And a ref that enforced the rules that was heel! Paul: Are you two talking about ECW again? Show: And a move called the clap trap? I mean, how bad can you get? Does he hate Bret Hart or Sting? Kurt: It was all bad writing and bad book keeping. Paul: Now I know you two are talking about ECW... Show: Paul's little fed should of been known as WWF Jr! Kurt: Yeah, it’s no wonder he went under before WCW did. Paul: Uh, guys, I’m right here... (Show and Kurt keep talking 'till the camera fades out) <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg> I title this picture “Guess where Dawn Marie is” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg> Taking sides with countless Raw fans, Paul, The Show and Kurt are all outraged that Stacy and Jackie didn’t get the playboy deal. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg> Belty: I’ve been with you for too long… Poor Buddy must be rolling in his grave… Brock: Yeah, he must be! Eddie: Who are you talking to, ese? |
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Mega props to all for trying this week. Not the best pics, but damn good captions, albeit nothing will beat "Shoot this man in the ass" in my heart. Hell, I've been saying that at work.
Me: Hey Bossman, where's the coors vendor? We're running out of Rolling Rock. Boss: He won't be here 'till Tuesday. Me: Shoot that man in the ass! Boss: I wonder about you, Daniel... |
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Before I get one more person on AIM asking me if I really work for the Big Boss Man, no, I don't. From time to time I call my boss "Bossman." :roll: And in all honesty I'm more likely to ask about the miller vendor for not bring in enough Corona. I work at a supermarket, not a bar. I stock beer. Stop IMing me with stupid questions. |
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Okay, this'll be my last shot before Raw...
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg> Jan turns heel as Zan refuses to activate the wonder twin powers. <img srchttp://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg> The Show couldn't decide if he should be proud for being part of the Four Horsemen, or if he should try that adkins diet so he could lose the fat in his fingers for the Version One taunt/ <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg> Buddy Rogers could only glare from heaven with his eyes focused on the belt that has been with Brock for too long. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg> SmackDown supports human cloning, but since it's a little uncool to some people, they decide to disguses their resarch as soft core porn (just look at the pics) <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg> Eddie: So this is what it feels like to be a credible wrestler who hasn't been burried or over pushed with the world title. Belty: *sniff* I haven't felt this way since Bret! Eddie: WHAT THE HELL ESE?!?!?!? IS IT TALKING!?!?!? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg> All Nidia could do is gasp in shock. She COULD see Cena!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg> Billy was about to laugh. The sky wench was going to pick up The Show. The Show as about to laugh. The tractor beams were about to take Billy's tights. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg> I have no idea who is about to say Uh-oh... |
Okay, this'll be my last shot before Raw...
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg> Jan turns heel as Zan refuses to activate the wonder twin powers. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg> The Show couldn't decide if he should be proud for being part of the Four Horsemen, or if he should try that adkins diet so he could lose the fat in his fingers for the Version One taunt. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg> Buddy Rogers could only glare from heaven with his eyes focused on the belt that has been with Brock for too long. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg> SmackDown supports human cloning, but since it's a little uncool to some people, they decide to disguses their resarch as soft core porn (just look at the pics) <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg> Eddie: So this is what it feels like to be a credible wrestler who hasn't been burried or over pushed with the world title. Belty: *sniff* I haven't felt this way since Bret! Eddie: WHAT THE HELL ESE?!?!?!? IS IT TALKING!?!?!? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg> All Nidia could do is gasp in shock. She COULD see Cena!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg> Billy was about to laugh. The sky wench was going to pick up The Show. The Show as about to laugh. The tractor beams were about to take Billy's tights. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg> I have no idea who is about to say Uh-oh... |
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One more, I guess. (for those who've seen the Playboy pics) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg In a shocking development, Torrie and Sable were revealed to be lesbian twin sisters who were now being confronted by their daughter who'd been conceived via artificial insemination from one of the two. Too bad Rue couldn't tell which one was which. |
Sorry it's been a while guys, I've had a lot of stuff to do lately. But hopefully I'll be back full time...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/01.jpg Doug: "You can dance if you want to..." Cordaris: "Can I leave my friends behind?" Doug: "Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance-" Scotty: "They're no friends of mine!" Doug (while kicking Scotty violently): "Shut up!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/02.jpg Rikishi's fat was getting to be so much that even the ropes weren't safe. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/03.jpg Danny Basham would soon learn the hard way that interpretive dance while on the top rope was not the best idea. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/04.jpg Ref: "Hot potato!" Rikishi: "Mmmmm....potato...." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/05.jpg The crowd sat in hushed silence as the longest and most shameful man hug in history was displayed in front of their very eyes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/06.jpg Rikishi's happiness can only be compared to that of a kid in a candy store...a really fat kid...with a huge ass and no talent... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/07.jpg Dawn: "My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard..." John: "Word life?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/08.jpg Paul:"Ah-hem...Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? Thou art more lovely and temperate." John: "Yo, that was whack!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/09.jpg In an attempt to reunite old crappy tag teams, the crowd was stunned as the WWE reformed the ShoGunns... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/10.jpg And they still can't seem to work together. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/11.jpg Big Show paused in mid move as Nick "Don't call me Knobbs" Patrick suggested that they "get nasty" and give Billy Gunn a "pit stop." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/12.jpg Why is Big Show growing a midget from his belly? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/13.jpg Boy was Big Show glad that Vince had his US Belt dipped in fudge, so glad he decided to order 5 more just like it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/14.jpg Brock: "You mean there is no easter bunny? Nuh uh! He visited me last night! He gave me cream filled eggs and I sat on his lap and he whispered sweet nothings in my ear!" Eddie: "Uh...holmes...you sure that was the easter bunny? Or was it this guy?" *The titan tron then shows a picture of Vince wearing nothing but a fluffy pink thong and little bunny ears* Brock: " :eek: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/15.jpg No matter how hard Eddie tried to cheer him up, Brock could never feel like a man again... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/16.jpg Eddie (waking up from a deep slumber): "Guys, I had that dream again!" Benoit: "What dream?" Eddie: "I was the WWE Champion, and Paul Heyman was the head booker, and Rhyno was pushed and oh, Sean O'Haire was being used!" Vince (in background): "It was only a dream Eddie...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/17.jpg Kidman: "Hey a penny! A heads up penny! That means good luck! I'm gonna get a push!" The crowd then watched in horror as Kidman was thrown into the abyss and never heard of again... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/18.jpg Noble: "For the last time I don't want a knuckle samitch!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/19.jpg Maybe it was the pressure of being on his SmackDown in about 5 months or maybe it was that he was losing his touch, either way Kidman's hurricanrana left a lot to be desired... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/20.jpg Nidia: "I CAN SEE! I CAN SEE!" *She then runs blindly into a tree* Nidia: "Nope...I was wrong." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/21.jpg Rue: "That's right, both of these 6 feet tall Playboy issues can be your's for only the small price of your soul!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/22.jpg Ref: "C'mon short fry you wanna box, arrrrrrr...." Rey: "What the hell?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/23.jpg Somethin tells me a baseball slide that rips off half of someone's leg is not being properly done. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/24.jpg Rey: "Hey! Get your thumb outta my eye, man!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/25.jpg Kurt: "I like to singa about the moona and the Junea and the Springa...I like to singa." Bob (laughing): "Hey cut it out!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/26.jpg Voice Over: "Only one of these men would have the distinction of having the gayest wrestling attire around..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/27.jpg Kurt payed his homage to Prince by showing off his assless singlet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/28.jpg Ladies and gentlemen...Hardcore Burt PluggAngle! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/29.jpg Kurt: "Come on Bob, Brian will be gentle." Bob: "You said the same thing about Earl!" Kurt: "OK Earl is a bit rough, but look at Brian, he just screams compassion!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/30.jpg Kurt: "Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!" Show: "You're stupid!" Kurt: "You're a 7 foot pile of worthless crap!" Show: "You're a....7 foot...pile of...c...c....crap!" Paul: "KIDS! DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!" Show and Kurt: "Sorry dad..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/31.jpg Try as he might, Cena could not resist the urge to lick the microphone... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/020504/images/32.jpg Paul: "You're a..." Kurt: "No Paul, no more homo jokes for you! Bad Paul!" Paul: "Awwww...." |
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Nidia couldn't maintain her blind gimmick anymore after she saw a ninja turtle in the crowd. |
*Singing*
JG's back and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la hey la! *Ahem* I mean...welcome back, bro! |
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