How many "machines" are in wrestling
 

Let's see we got:
Kurt Angle - the wrestling machine
Chris Beniot - the wolverine machine
Kane - the big red machine
Rhino - the war machine
Taz - the human suplex machine
Somoa Joe - the somoan submission machine

um, who am I missing?

Woverine machine? When was he called that?

Umaga - The Samoan Bulldosssser

Yes, a Bulldozer is a machine.

And he was the Samoan Smashing Machine.

JR did

JR called The Spirit Squad DX on SNME, anything he says is nonsense.

Yer but knowing JR he just got confused between Benoit's nick name and Angle's nick

I think he called the Pedigree a Spinebuster, too. He then yelled at Styles to get off his lawn.

Yeah, I was thinking about that one.

Austin Aries was called the Wrestling Machine in 2005

Lita was the STD machine and the human botch machine.

Lita's an STD Factory KK. They've got crabs working reception for God's sake.

Wasn't Danny / Doug Basham's nickname "Machine" in OVW? Also, once they stuck Andre the Giant under a mask & named him Giant Machine.

Val Venis is the ultimate job machine.

Dorkchop just reminded me of Vis. 500 lb love machine.

Actually, I think Brock was called the wrestling machine in Japan too.

Wasn't Rhyno called the War Machine sometimes?

I'm still waiting for someone to be a "Man Machine". Knowing WWE, it's already in the works. And he'll most likely be so unintentionally gay.

Don't make fun of Conway! :rant:

Oh yeah, there was a wrestler in Japan called Super Strong Machine.

And just "THe Machine" which I believe was a masked Andre the Giant.

Giant (Andre) Super (Ax) and Big (BlackJack Mulligan) Machine

He still is, in fact I mentioned that at the very top of this thread.

God damn I'm stupid.

Hey, no one ever accused you of being smart.

Viscera: Love Machine

Vince = Genetic Jackhammer

A jackhammer is infact a machine.

Don't forget Hulk Machine.