Jackass The Video Game
 

It's a little early but

I can't wait for this game, but I'll probably be disapointed like always.

http://arstechnica.com/journals/thum.../2005/7/27/815

That sounds fun.

The shark thing, I mean.

You have high expectations for a game based on a horrible show?

I'd laugh if the game was nothing but a video of the Jackass crew laughing at the player for being stupid enough to buy the game.

That would be disapointing

There's no way it will be good.

Who wants to bet it'll run off the Backyard Wrestling engine?

I bet its like Tony Hawk only you get points for crashing and shit instead of landing a jump.

Involving tables, ladders, chairs, and tacks.


Most likely that will be included, and then you get that goddamn countdown clock.

Meh I like Jackass so I will prob try the game out.

How could you possibly make a video game about a bunch of guys who do random, unrelated things to hurt themselves, and to embarass themselves and others?

Anything is possible pretty much now.

It'll probably have a story. One of the guys (I don't know there names because I don't like the show) or even all the guys will get kidnapped or arrested and you (playing a poorly contructed you in a poorly constructed Create-A-Jackass Mode) will have to break them out of jail or rescue them for the kidnappers through a series of missions including riding shopping carts into oncoming Pensioners and stapling your genitals to the wheel of a Sonic jet minutes before it takes off. All this will be linked by sub-standard FMV and chronic load times.
Later in the game, after rescueing the whole crew, you then attempt to sell the story of your "adventure" to MTV who instantly eat it up and make you a star for no good reason.

I think Treyarch has the rights to that story.

Special Nick Mondo appearance

It has potential to be the new Futurama game.

It could be interesting, but it's going to turn out totally shit.

I love the show, but I just cant see how you make a game from it, you dont feel pain yourself. And any reactions from other people are computer animated and stuff. Just seems like a grab for money to me.

Sharks are fish and therefore don't have peni with which they would rape you. So the shark would probably just spray a cloud of jizz on you and move on.

Also, that game is gonna suck.