Walker, Texas Taker.
 

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PLEASE CAPTION!










TakerLover REST IN PIECEs:mad:

*BONG*

All will come in due time Jaton...

*BONG*

The creatures of the night will be unleashed on TPWW...

*BONG*

REST IN PIECES :mad:

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When his position and push are threatened, the black bellied redneck can emit a spray of noxious chemicals which will deter a would-be Main Eventer.

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Taker:I dare you to try and sweep the leg Pilgrim.

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Takerlover watches in awe as The Undertaker lifts his leg in what he called "The Most Innovative Move in Sports Entertainment".

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JR: BAH GAWD! UNDERTAKER HAS JOINED A CHORUS LINE AND THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!

JBL: How do you keep getting past security?

JR: I SPIKED THE BBQ SAWCE!

IS that in ECW? I wish I got sci fi

Why

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WWE films found little success, and eventually went bankrupt after their horrible remake of the Karate Kid.

Beat me to it.:y:

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MR MIYAGI: :nono: You fail.

OR


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PAT MORITA: I don't care if we're both dead. There's no way I'm teaching him the art of... balance...

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This is one of them thar trick pitchers. It looks like the ref is in da background but he's really just really tiny.

Because there's nothing else on Tuesday worth watching. I want to see how bad ECW is.

That picture doesn't really need captions. It's funny as it is.

God, I'd rather watch Reruns of Whose Line than this shit.

Which isn't that far off from what I did...:o

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Undertaker: "This extreme dental floss will shift those steak pieces"
Big Show: "NAARGGHHHHHHHH!!!!"

)))THUNDER(((

*LIGHTNING BOLT STRIKES JATON*

YOU'VE DONE IT BOY!

You can't smite JAton "Hardcore" Holly!

A moment of silence for Jaton

*crosses oneself*

This guy is a complete moron. Does he think he's The Undertaker or something? And by writing stupid shit like *GONG* "You've done it now" or whatever - does he actually think he's The Undertaker? I bet when he writes that random garbage his nipples get hard and feels a sense of accomplishment. Absolute idiot.

LMAO, Ben, your gonna get it now. Where's TakerLover?

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Big Show: So Taker, what's your problem?
Taker: Oh, I had some really bad Mexican before the match.
Big Show: Yea, same here.
Taker: You ate the tacos, didn't you?
Big Show: No, Super Crazy.

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CHARLIE MURPHY! *KICK*

Yes.. I'll probably get hit with

)))THUNDER(((

and many

)))GONG((('s

and I just realised I wrote the same exact thing in my little rant twice... but my point still stands. TakerLover = moron.

I might be able to tolerate Taker if he dropped the shitty Dead Man gimmick. It sucks. Fake lightning should not scare anyone. I'm waiting for the day the fans turn on Overfaker and Bulk Bogan. God, how can anyone believe a guy who wears a leotard and makes such stupid facial expressions is the Lord of Darkness?

Wrestling fans are too stupid to turn on anyone who was once over.

:rofl: :rofl: