UNDERTAKER as RAW GENERAL MANAGER
 

AND THE RATINGS WILL REST...IN...PEACES!

:rofl: But seriously, Raw still lacks a GM. Vince will go away eventually, meaning we'll need a GM. The GMs haven't been hands on for a while (Unless you count Vince as a GM), and besides Vince, the only power is his towel boy, Carlton.

Now, Undertaker likes to make big entrances, but doesn't like to travel or wrestle. So what they do is give him his own camera crew, so he can record his occasional video promo and e-mail it to the production team or whatever. He can then chilld 28 days a month, work 1, travel 2. He shows up one Raw a month (Basically, his normal touring schedule now, but with half the dates now that he doesn't need to do PPVs). Most importantly, I want to see the zombie cowboy turn into the corporate Zombie.

LOL

i thought coach was the gm now.

You know I'm a huge Taker mark, but that would be fucking hilarious as long as he kept the deadman gimmick. (It wouldn't be as funny if it were biker Taker.)

The comedy angle is what made it appeal to me in the first place.

"You two will sign a non-aggression contract, indicating that if either of you strikes the other, he will forfeit his shot at the title and *rolls eyes* Rest...In...Peace...

Isn't he just Vinnie's personal assistant or something? That's why I made the crack about him being the towelboy.

Yeah, he's Vince's "Executive Assistant".

Well, he's a step above towel boy.

Executive towel boy

Corporate Executive Towel Boy

Personal executive towel boy

Sex slave

GM....? You're supposed to forget about that by now.

Forget about what?

makes you wonder how "Executive" he get's when around Vince

Even better, get "Hollywood" heel Rock to be GM.