Another One Bites the Dust
 

<font color=goldenrod>According to a number of sources, Matt Hardy has joined the list of WWE talent that will be taken out of action shortly by the company, although we haven't heard further details on Hardy's situation.

Credit: PW Insider

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This is getting out of control.

Henry, Khali, Lashley, Crazy, Kash, possibly Noble, and now Hardy all down.

I think they should have Vince "fire" the Spirit Squad on Raw, and they go to Smackdown, bicker amongst themselves, and split into new gimmicks. They need more people over there and fast. Plus Kenny's prolly gonna get a big push and they need a new main eventer</font>

I thought this was going to be about someone dying.

Who's next?

Jesus. This is a fucking epidemic.

When the show is built around Kendrick and London we'll know its bad

No, Kendrick and London will be next.

Smackdown's main event this week will be Funaki vs. Sylvan

Maybe...they should just take all of the healthy wrestlers off the road and let the sick ones fight amongst themselves.

Well, the WWE can finally have their version of the AIDS match anyway...

If Edge gets pulled off shows for the same reason, then we will know that Lita is the reason for this outbreak.

If someone from TNA goes down, then we know that Vince has been behind TNA all along

Okay, Savior.

This is what you get when you don't visit the beautiful province of Quebec. :shifty:

I'd take liver disease over a trip to Quebec.:o

They coudl have a "Heptitas C Anticdote on a pole match"

REP FOR YOU

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KingofOldSchool again.

They'll probably being Orton and Angle back before that happened.

That reminds me of JBL's quote two weeks ago on SD after one of those segments. Sylvan ends his little "Come to Quebec, a land of..." spiel. Then JBL cuts in just before they hit commercial:

"I'D RATHER GO TO RWANDA!!!!"

My brother and I just burst out laughing. That was absolutely priceless, and perfectly timed. :rofl:

You know how the WWE cuts half their roster every year? Maybe Vince got a little sinister this year and gave them all a shot when they were sleeping causing them to injure themselves.

Next thing ya know, Paul London is gonna wake up, yawn, say gleefully "Oh boy! What a beautiful day!" then the phone rings and someone yells "I HATE BALONY" so loud that London has to take a few steps back, causing him to fall down the stairs and break his leg or something.

....haven't I been saying that all along?

What happened to Lashley, people are dropping so fast I can't keep up.

Edit: Nevermind liver gotcha

It's not Snitsky's fault.

Um...most of them aren't injuries, but liver problems.