| Vastardikai |
07-26-2006 06:32 AM |
Vastardikai Predicts the Future of Wrestling
10. The Main Event for Survivor Series on the Smackdown Side, following all injuries and high liver enzyme level losses, will be Michael Cole vs. Ned, the guy who sells Popcorn, for the World Heavyweight Title.
9. Samoa Joe's TNA unbeaten Streak will be ended by Jeff Jarrett, after a guitar shot to the head. Five minutes later, TNA will be bought out by Vince McMahon.
8. Randy Orton decides to kill the only Legend bigger than Hulk Hogan: the New York Yankees.
7. Next Week on Sci-Fi, the Big Show will defend the ECW World Heavyweight Title against <insert other WWE guy here>. Mike Knox will beat Sandman cleanly again. CM Punk's debut match will not be shown, as it will take place at the same time as Kelly's Expose'. The Shannon Moore-Bull Nakano match will be cancelled when it is revealed that they are actually the same person.
6. Ring of Honor will continue to be 1000 times better than TNA
5. The Winner of the Diva Search will be the first chick who decides to slash the Miz's throat.
4. Ric Flair will die in the ring... from a heart attack when he learns he doesn't have to dive off a 20 ft Ladder, take a thumbtack spot, or make someone who still can't shine his shoes look good. Matt Hardy will STILL lose the match, though.
3. John Cena will regain the WWE Title against Edge, after kicking out of 3 spears, 2 Impalers, a Shotgun blast to the face, getting hit by a bullet train, watching the Best of the Grand Khali DVD and having an atomic bomb dropped on him.
2. Finlay will lose the U.S. Title... to Little Bastard. Clean. Little Bastard will then run roughshod over everyone in his path until he faces Big Show for the ECW Title on Sci-Fi, and WIN!
1. Vastardikai will continue to hate Randy Orton.
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