Just watched a few weeks of Impact...
 

that I had taped while out to sea, and holy shit, it is great.

I am loving LAX, when Konnan was wiping the blood from Daniels head and signing a contract, that was golden. Both of Rhino's "shoot" promos about ECW were amazing. And Nash makes me feel warm in my special places.....Perhaps I have said too much.

if they can just get jarrett to shoot himself, TNA will definatly be the best promotion going. if they can get jarrett out of the title scene, and then turn Christian, they could have a solid main event scene for the first time in ages. have Joe take the title of JJ then you have (with a few of my ideas

Main Event/uppercard faces
Joe (tweener face) -champ and yet to be beaten
Sting -still a big name
Rhino - have him fued with raven in some hardcore matches
AJ -after dropping the titles to LAX


Main Event/uppercard heels
Christian Cage -after turning on Sting, fueds with joe for the title, helping his turn by taking on the top face, will also help Joe get over as a face
Steiner-fueds with joe and Sting
Raven -turn him heel and set him back as his ECW Nihilist gimmick, and let him cut some great promos. Fued him with Rhino
Christopher Daniels - After losing to LAX he turns on AJ, let them fued it out (Kind of played out, but give them something to do until the World title scene opens up.

Continue the Nash fued to help get some X guys into the Mid card.

bring back Austin Aries to fued with Senshi for the X title (add jay Lethal into the mix)

Let LAX have a few month tag reign, fueding with Kazarian/bentley and Shelley/devine and the Naturals

Send Abyss off for a few months, so he starts to fade from memory, then bring him back as the unstoppable Monster again. he has kind of lost that "monster" appeal because of losses and storylines, but as we all know, in wrestling if a big guy takes a few months off, then comes backl, people forget he was a pussy.(I.E. Every time kane returns)

bam, that is more action than a new 2 hour slot could handle, and it would all be great.

I HATE SONJAY DUTT SO MUCH

It's looking like Christian is turning heel. If he's staying face, he'll probably be like the old heel Christian only feuding with heels.... But it is looking like he's turning heel.

I still enjoy Abyss, I just think he needs something different to do.

But I do agree that when a monster hoss takes some time off he comes back more refreshing.

If Nash is doing this to put over the X division and the younger guys, then I'm all for it. Right now he's been so fucking funny.

Brother Runt cut what may have been the gayest sounding promo ever

Don West thinks TNAs the best thing since sliced bread.

UNBELIVEABLE

*gross raspy fat man throat noise*

Yesssssss Eric Young

ROFL at Shelly and Devine training Nash

Nash is gold right now

Eric Young and Kevin Nash/Paparazzi Productions are the best things going in TNA right now. The show as a whole is improving, but those two are the main reasons I tune in every week.

I liked the big spot at the end of the Rhino/Joe match, but it would have looked more impressive if they'd had a bigger table.

And if the table had actually exploded.

Hey Loopy...you read David Eddings?

You know, I honestly like your ideas. Heres a rep and a drink to you.

Agreed. I'm in the UK, so we get Impact on a 9-day delay, but I'm loving the whole Nash vs X-Division thing, and I'm very interested to see where they take Eric Young now.

Also, has anyone else found Scott Steiner a lot more watchable now he's allowed to suplex people on their heads again?

Steiner is being booked to his strengths...talking crap shoot style and suplexing. They are hiding his weakness....Mobility. Even though STeiner had a bad WWE run he is still believeable as a main event heel...

Jarrett, Even if he wins a clean match as champ, I still think, come on, the guy with thr flashy lights glasses while strutting?

He needs to become like a heel commish, Only because I know that is the only way to get him out of the ring. Have him fied with Jimmy COrnette for control of TNA....put Zbyscko as his stooge.

Can't say that I have. Enlighten me.

I'm sorry, have we been watching the same product? If so I would like you to be my new opium dealer.

You're imitating Don West or Mark Madden? :?:

It's just that your custom title leads me to belive you've read some of the his books. If not that's cool.

I got the phrase from a post by "Thechampishere!" and thought it sounded funny.

What does it mean?

It's a race of people in one of his books who happen to worship about 1000 Gods. It's actually a pretty good book seris...if you can get around the fact that it's the same as all his other books.

I've really liked the last couple of weeks, the Paparazzi segments are gold! I just wish they'd turn Christian heel soon because if he's not gonna wrestle on regular TV anymore, his promo's should at least be entertaining. I never thought I'd say this, but he bores me as of late.

Does anyone else see Eric Young as the "Bizarro World" Ric Flair? Maybe it's just the hair...or the fact that I'm usually drunk while watching. :shifty:
Either way the guy's been entertaining as hell for a while now.

Mark Madden does't sound like a man.

Oh sorry, I forgot. :| Now I just remembered the frightening image of Madden without his(her? :?: ) shirt on fighting Mean Gene Okerlund in WCW. :nono: