Jeff hardy back with wwe
 

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/jeffreturn


Maybe flair can have a feud with him with the same "glorified stuntman" rants that hes having with foley.

Just beat me to posting this.

This is gonna be funny.

Is it April 1st already?

:rofl:

(Insert RVD, Sabu, Jeff Hardy and Shadow joke here.)

They never learn. But since he's there, he can team with Sabu, and then Punk and Shawn Michaels can team up (One's only vice is competition, the other's only drug is Jesus), and they can do a cross-brand rivalry that'll have Innovator and Shadow swapping reacharounds.

Hardy Boys Reunion!

Man, I'd love to dee them put Jeff in ECW.

#1 heel in the company.

ECW would be the ideal home for Jeff Hardy.

His attitude and general personality fulfills the criteria for the so-called 'Extremists' that Vince likes. Lets face it, Jeff Hardy is a walking gimmick, and he wouldn't require repackaging. His style in the ring is mostly spot-orientated and that'd also fit well with the WWECW brand.

And why not have a Punk/Hardy feud. Hardy with his well-documented drug-problems against the straight-edged Punk?... you couldn't write this stuff.

Wow, the WWE has my attention, I wanna see how he is after that terrible 'The Hardy Show' turn.

Wasn't that the Matt Hardy show?

Thats what I thought, until they threw in that Shannon Moore girl, some other guys, and Matt and Jeffs dad or some shit. And I dunno the rest.

But in all seriousness (Pot jokes aside) seeing what Jeffs life is like was kinda scary, I knew he was a little 'off the wall' but watching the trailer made me kinda see that, I swear there is something wrong with Jeff in the head, his art, his strange aluminum sculpture things and his mini volcano, its like a childs mind, I seriously think jeff will be going senile soon.

As for Matt, well I've lost all respect for him, doing burnouts on a poster of lita in his Viper? Pathetic. I regret signing the petition to get him back in the WWE.

i think matt will go in a big rivalry with a tag team member...
then the team will beat down on matt and then jeff will run in with a chair and bash them, then do some classic hardy team work

I'd mark out for old Hardy boyz style matches, in ECW it'd work even better.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h220/viz316/003.jpg

ARGGHHHHH!!!

Yeah, he hasnt even done it for the sake of trying to be unique either, he is just mentally unstable.

So is Shadow still wiping the spunk off his monitor, or what?

Actually, he's waiting for a new computer. He needs to work on his name (and now work off a sticky hard drive)

You only have 90 posts, you are in no position to judge Shadow.

Me on the other hand....

Cue Shadow orgasm.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h220/viz316/003.jpg

"...and that's why I only drink Raiden's Cider! The only apple-based beverage endorsed by the Lightning God!"

Is there a large dragon coming to eat Jeff from the very right of the picture?

Thats one of those aluminum sculpture things I was talking about, he isnt right in the head..

Well then.

Actually, at 90 posts, he can judge Shadow and Takerlover.

If he gets to 130, Sadistic becomes available.

Jeff Hardy needs to go to ECW. This is a man that knows hardcore and would be a major boost to ecw.

I'm a mark for Jeff, just watched the Leap of Fath dvd the other day remembering the good old days, when Jeff gave a shit.

Regardless of what the smart marks think he's going to be over regardless of what he does. A hardy Boyz re-union is bound to be the first port of call as Matt has nothing to do right now.

Although a Sabu/HArdy match would be hilarious, I don't think Jeff should be put straight into an ECW enviroment, they don't have enough room for the current roster to even get promo time, unless ECW goes to 2 hours, Jeff should head to Smackdown IMO

Plus, Hardy's return should be right about the time RVD gets back from suspension. What we've yet to have in ECW is a ladder match. RVD/Sabu/Hardy/Punk ladder match for the title = me :drool: all over myself!

I just hope to GOD they don't try to insert Jeff into a story line with Edge/Lita in some facet of trying to get revenge for his brother. Actually, I'm terrified. That's just stupid enough for WWE to try.

This is sweet! I'm a Jeff Hardy mark so 'fuck yeah'!

In clarification of previous breaking news, Jeff Hardy has not re-signed with WWE. As reported previously, Matt Hardy was taken off the roster when he was found to have elevated liver enzymes. All hope was lost for Hardy's career, until Jeff Hardy perished in a car crash last week.

When WWE.com reported the news, they were under the impression that Jeff had been signed, In fact, Jeff Hardy's liver has been signed to WWE, to bring a healthy hardy to the ring.

Complications arose during the transplant, however, when Jeff's Liver attempted to jump off the operating table and onto an exposed scalpel. Both Matt and his liver are recovering rapidly.

Source: The Ruse Report.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Excuse me, I have to go change my pants.

I reckon WWE might opt for a full Team Extreme re-union, with Matt bringing back Jeff to try to exact his still-unfulfilled revenge on Edge, with Lita eventually rejoining the Hardyz and turning her back on Edge.

I know that would probably cause big complications backstage, but Team Extreme were very popular back in the early part of this decade and WWE isn't one to miss a money making opportunity for fear of upsetting the roster.

Plus, maybe once fully reformed, where better for Team Extreme to go than ECW??

Unless Ashley takes the "Lita" role in TE2K6?

Come again?

Ashley could be the new manager of the Hardy Boyz, thus forming a new Team Extreme 2006.

Oh, I read Tough Enough 2006.

ECW fans would shit all over Ashley unfortunately.

What bugs me about this return is that, as long as enough people remember him, then a Jeff Hardy return to WWE could be a pretty big deal.

So why give the game away on WWE.com, rather than have a surprise run-in? The WWE is really lacking the element of surprise nowadays, especially since WCW folded and the last of the big names came back... so when they do get a former fairly-big star to return, why not keep it as a big surprise for next week's Raw?

Maybe because all the internet marks who have stopped or reduced their viewing of WWE will now tune in to see his return.

Otherwise, how are they going to know? I, for example, might just watch Smackdown or Raw in the next few weeks whereas if he'd just turned up on a broadcast, then I'd have had no idea.

It's in the same boat as LOST showing clips of next week's episodes... it takes away from the surprise and the product overall a little, but it sure as hell ensures I watch so I don't miss it.

I see your point, but if you suddenly heard that Jeff Hardy has shown up on last week's Raw, you'd be annoyed that you had taken a chance and missed an episode, and would be more inclined to watch it in future, to see what's going on wth Jeff, plus so you don't miss any future shocks. (For about three weeks, until you realise that WWE only shakes things up about twice a year).

It works both ways. I'm just making comparisons to last year when brother Matt was rehired and we sat down every week for several RAWs until he finally showed up. It guarantees high viewing figures up to and beyond the event