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By Ryan Clark

Paul Heyman has been given more control over the ECW product and that is expected to continue tonight, which is why the brand has changed considerably over the past two weeks. Kurt Angle vs. Sabu headlines the show tonight.

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Yeah, I may be overreacting, but think about it...

They take away his power, the show gets crappy... They wonder what to do... They give it back to hm, the show gets better... Maybe the rocket scientists in Titan Towers will figure it out and leave Heyman with some control. Even if he doesn't have total control, some Heyman is better than none.

Futhermore, it's like he said in an interview. It's basically his ideas up agaisnt everyone else's.... But as long as his ideas are the best, he has nothing to worry about.

Don't get your hopes up. Hogan is scheduled to headline One Night Stand 3

With a special undead appearance by Lou Thesz himself, who will reveal himself as the identity of The Zombie.

Vince: Paul, last week I let you say a word. This week I'm gonna let you mop up after we're done!

June 12, 2007
AP PRESS RELEASE

Tragedy struck the Hammerstein Ball room in NY last night, where wrestling icon and legend, Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea was scheduled to headline a WWE wrestling pay per view titled "ECW One Night Stand 3." Things got ugly when the reformed NWO consisting of Bollea, his son Nick and daughter Brooke, entered the arena dragging Eric Bischoff on a dog leash against his will. As soon as Brooke Hogan's remix of the NWO enterance music retitled "Boom Chick-a-Beh-Wah" played over the speakers, the crowd of rabid drunken ECW faithful began rioting and hung Mr. Bollea from a second story balcony with his own black and white feather boa's.

A second tragedy occured soon after, when out of the crowd sprang forth former WWE/ECW/WCW Superstar Chris Jericho. The self proclaimed "Aatolla of Rock N Rolla" grabbed the dog leash containing Eric Bischoff's neck and strung him on the same balcony containing the late great Terry Bollea. In a scene that resembled something out of "Pirates of the Carribean", Jericho swung from Bischoff's corpse onto the floor yelling, "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!" and narrowly escaped local authorities.

Daughter Brooke, who's latest single titled "It's About Us...and My Baby Daddy", was in tears at a press conference held today, where she was quoted as saying, "How could this happen? Bad things have been happening to me and my family since my Father backed out of last years SummerSlam match, but this is too much. My new album is set to drop next week and my Father's funeral is totally going to ruin everything! And does anyone know who keeps shitting in my bag?"

DAMN
:rofl:

why is john cena not wrestling for ECW???? dave batsita kane and the undertaker all have but not john cena? his match with the whole fn show at one night stand two was the best that night and it could be the same again

First Hogan, than this... Slowly regaining faith in some Religion here.

Cause Cena is a giant faggot

i dont even kno who your fav wrestler is so i would shut up

Skippord's favourite wrestler is "The Original Playa From The Himalayas" Sonjay Dutt.

I hate that fucker.

Blitz's favorite diva is Layla El

Cena did ONS2.

You already said this.

They probably don't want to repeat his presence there.

Not to mention he's involved in, you know, and actual chase for the Raw title.

And he is a huge faggot

She certainly is.

BTW, my definition of favourite is "one you most want to see dipped in sulphuric acid".

It's a regional thing.

Oh then Dutt is my favorite wrestler

Cause I hate him

I wanna see Cena show up on an ECW crowd night.

I want to see Bischoff, Hogan, and Cena show up together.

You just want to see ECW fans arrested for carnage that would make Fallujah look like Disneyland.

What's wrong with that? :'(

I'd just send them out at a TNA show.

You see, this would make for an interesting conundrum. On one hand, TNA fans hate anything WWE. However, they refuse to go against anything. Combine that with the fact that TNA needs star power and the fans know it subconsciously, and I think the Impact zone would implode.

I think my head's imploding trying to grasp all of that. :o

I believe that's called "Jarrett's paradox."

BTW, I'ma start watching ECW for a while, if Paul's getting some creative control, this might be salvagabe.

BEST PRESS RELEASE EVER. :y:

:lol: :rofl: :D

Cena in ECW was pretty great. Best crowd reaction of all time.

IF HEYMAN LOSES CREATIVE CONTROL, WE RIOT!!

this sounds like someone....:shifty:

You know, I have a question and maybe some of you can enlighten me on the reason for this phenomena. Why is it, without fail that everytime someone on this board types/responds with this type of spelling and grammer....it's ALWAYS a Cena fan?

You seriously can guess the avatar without even looking.

iz it juzt m3 or m i cr8z?

No, you're just a Cena fan.

Seeing Hogan in an ECW arena with "real ECW fans" would be great. To think he'd be surrounded in a crowd that had NO Hulkamaniacs... that'd be even better than the Batista-Big Show event.

:wtf:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

I dunt think my gramma n punctuation shud make my opinions any less valid. maybe if your so anal to carefully type out and spell everyfin u type on the forum then thats fine.

is it so hard to accept that some ppl like cena. i bet you were once a fan for the most popular guy

Actually, when you type like you're retarded, you're saying to the world, "Even I don't think my idea is worth reading."