More News on Kevin Nashs Injury
 

Jeremy Borash and Christy Hemme hosted the pre-show live from Orlando, Florida. Alex Shelley interrupted them at one point, and said he had some "disparaging news". He informed us that Kevin Nash was injured while working on a "840-degree splash" and couldn't wrestle tonight. Shelley said that he would face Chris Sabin in the X-Division Number One Contender's Match tonight.

:shifty:

He shoulda just stuck to that 780 degree splash...but that Kevin Nash is such a proud man. Too proud for his own good, sometimes. He injured himself, trying to work on a more impressive move, for our viewing pleasure. :(

It's all a cover up.
He really hurt his quad taking a dump.

That Kev...such a trooper.

work

Yeah, from reading what happened on the PPV it almost seems as if it is part of a storyline.

Poor bastard Brock'd it. :'(

Thank you Kevin Nash. Thank you for risking your own health to entertain each and every one of us. You have always put the fans far above yourself and I respect you for that.

He kissed a guy and left to play football?

Yep. I saw him at the Raiders' train camp yesterday. Then he went home to a hooker, who he thought was a woman.

He was wrong.







DEAD WRONG!

*DUM DUM DUMMMMM*

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
DEAD MAN STALKING!
You done it now
You had sex a drag queen
Who can't allow
For you to rest in piece
Back down
And introduce this Takerlover
Or it's out
And this will hit the front cover...

AND THAT...WAS A POEM...BY HEIDEN-KNIGHT.

REST...IN...DISASTERPIECES!!!! )))GONG(((

lol 840 splash

a 840 splash? wtf? :rofl:

rofl 840. That's fucking classic. :lol:

See, if Hogan had come up with that excuse, I might actually be entetained by him.

Always pushing the bar.

JARRETT: What the hell do you mean you can't come to the show tonight? This is the second fucking time you've done this in the past year, Kevin!

NASH: Yeah, I know..... my neck is just, you know, it's fucked up, Jerry.

JARRETT: God damnit, Kevin. Well when you're healed you're doing the job to Chris, and I don't give a damn what you say about it.

NASH: I never said I would job to Sabin.

JARRETT: That was the whole point of this fucking angle! You and Alex Shelley team up to put you in the X-Division while you make fun of it every week, then you do the job for an X-Division star! What the hell, Kevin?!

NASH: Jesus, relax!

JARRETT: You're just very frustrating. And what's this shit about attempting an 840 splash? That's not even funny.

NASH (chuckling): heh heh heh.... Shelley came up with that one.

JARRETT: (sighs). So are you going to do the job or not?

NASH: What job?

Kevin Nash is a true hero. Trying to prefect a 840 splash for the fans. Is there anything that man won't do for the fans.

Job on a PPV

Uh, who the hell would WANT to see Nash job? I mean he is a WRESTLING...GO-oh wait, sorry that's the other over rated icon I worship.

A man that can put 29,000 people in MSG is above a Job on a PPV. You are so short sighted.

When you say over rated icon I assume you mean awesome dude.

I mean Bad Ass Mother Fuckin Awesome King Shits of Fuck Mountain Dudes!

Good point.

That is right.

And that was oposite of Bob Backlund. Had Nash been in there with someone worth a damn...no...every wrestling fan was already steping over their dead mothers to get to see Big Daddy Cool.

Yeah, image if it had been against someone like JBL, I am certain that there would have been at least 60,000 people. The garden would have been so full that the ring would have been scaled down to 3 feet by 3 feet to fit everyone in. And the match still would have been 6 stars out of 5.

I bet for an event like JBL and Nash they would have to make a 10 Sided Ring, and to fit the people in they would sell standing room in the bathroom as $500 tickets. Then people would also begin to shuttle helicopter rides over the garden which would have it's roof removed for just this one night.

They would have to use the hubble telescope as a camera because there wouldn't be any space for regular tv cameras in the building.

While broadcasting this on the highest bought PPV of all time, the satalites would be intercepted by aliens, and witnessing this match is what makes other life want to get in contact with us.

Here is something I found from 1995

WARNING

This picture is the highest rated pic ever posted on TPWW:










http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/1...restlervu2.jpg

Best. Pic. Ever.

:wave:

And this what it's like..when gimmicks collide.

Truer words could not be spoken. Kevin Nash = ratings. I mean come on - who else in wrestling can say that they outdrew Hogan, Austin, Hart and The Rock?

...He probably outdrew all of them put together.

He outdrew a man who never drew a dime? :roll:

What's the current scorecard of the Nash vs. Hogan injury competition? :shifty:

We don't know.

They were supposed to meet to figure out the statistics, but Nash came down with typhoid fever and Hogan's left testicle was inflamed. They were replaced by Scott Hall vs. Jeff Hardy in a drug-habit-related-release competition. Both men passed out before a result was rendered.

Don't compare Nash to Hogan like that. Hogan fakes injuries and Nash get legit injuries. I mean come on, when is that last time Hogan tore a quad on live tv?

BTW, I would like to point out that Kevin Nash won the Olympic Gold medal in 1996 for free style wrestling with 2 broken necks. But through a dusty dark match finish Angle somehow walked out champion. Damn you olympics.