A better way to sign off Trish's career
 

I'm taking a page out of Aleinoid's book and writing an ending to Unforgiven. Baring in mind recent rumours that Lita is also ready to quit the WWE, I think this would go down quite well.

Lets run with this angle here. Lita has "broken" the news to Trish's loyal fans that their hero is leaving. Naturally, Trish feels invaded by this and wishes to take some sort of vengeance. During the next Raw broadcast, Trish attacks Lita and basically wipes the floor with her causing the usual ref intervention.

Trish is furious yelling "If I'm going, you're going with me" before she's dragged away. She later pressures Vince McMahon into agreeing a loser-leaves-WWE match, with the winner also crowned new Womens Champion.

So onto Unforgiven with a very fast paced and raw match (why not? didn't you see these two tear it up on a Raw main event about 18 months ago?). Edge, who accompanies Lita, is ejected from ringside by the ref for trying to break up a pin. Eventually Trish comes out on top with a Stratus-faction for a win infront of the Canadian crowd.

Lita sobs in the ring at the thought of losing both her belt and job as Trish celebrating up the ramp. Trish on the other hand, makes her way to the edge of the stage to wave to the fans on the far side when a returning Edge bursts through the curtain and nails Trish with the spear, knocking her backwards through a set of tables below.

Edge does his usual 'grunting' routine and looks down over Trish as the EMTs rush to help, and then he walks to Lita to the back while a shocked crowd is torn between a rendition of 'naaa naaa naaanaaa goodbye' and being utterly shocked at the events moments ago leaving Trish in a heap fifteen feet below.

Basically we've achieved two things -

1) Major heel heat for Edge leading into the main event with Cena. This feud hasn't exactly set the world alight but this one act would almost guarantee heat with the Trish-loving crowd for at least six months.

2) Trish leaves the company on a high, as champion, albeit in a strange way. WWE announces that Trish sustained massive injuries and if the decision to quit hadn't already been made, she would have to now anyway. She forfeits the belt and there's a diva battle royal to crowd the successor in 2 weeks on Raw.

Furthermore, the door is open for Trish to return at any point in the future to regain what she sees at rightfully hers.

I wish they'd sign off her career by flashing us on live TV. Seriously, who hasn't wished for a Trish boob slip?

I have absolutely nothing to add to this topic, so..

I like it. I think they're planning on having Trish Stratus win at Unforgiven, which is all well and good, but it makes the Women's Title look like shit. Trish beating Lita, then getting put on the shelf by Edge works well. It adds another reign to Trish's record (I think this would be her seventh reign), but it also frees up the Women's Championship. Good work.

The flaw in your logic is that Lita is not leaving yet. Having her lose would be stupid because Edge spearing Trish does not warrant Lita's rehiring. Unless they are leaving together.
And at this point....

why not have Trish get a proper canadian wrestler sendoff like Bret Hart ?Vince and Lita screw her out of her last title win and Vince comes on Raw saying that he did what he did because the WWE no longer needs or wants her around and he therefore declares Lita and Edge the "corporate" champions.

You think like a WWE writer. With that point clear - shut the fuck up.

Agreed. :D :y:

It wouldn't be as funny, because she isn't as worshipped in Canada like Hart is.

I can invision all the botched Lita spots now

Yeh, you're right but for the sake of a good story, I wouldn't mind seeing her gone earlier than planned.

In fact, I wouldn't mind seeing her gone earlier than planned for anything

Im with you on that. She hasn't done anything in the last 2 years but fuck edge, have crappy matches, some bobbie slips, and nearly break her neck again.

Jabba kindly posted a still of the boob-slip on my rep sheet.

luck dog. Jabba hates me...or at least he compared me to a lita suicide dive.

He compared me to the people's elbow. ha ha.

That thread was sweet

What? I wanna see a boob slip.