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The funniest part of WWECW...
Have to be Shannon Moore's TERRIBLE one liners,
I've never seen/heard anyone have trouble delivering 3 words and making them sound legitimate. I mean, I know they're horrible lines, but I've got better mic skills while I'm masterbating. Anyone else in pain during these, like myself? |
Moore is a fuckin dumbass. And yet Sabu somehow manages to struggle more to get out a terrible promo.
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Shannon Moore: The teleprompter is down........ line?
Someone off camera: I don't know, just make something up! Shannon Moore: Fuck me, I've got the munchies. Someone off camera: CUT!!! Let's try this again... *Later* Someone off camera: Take 5324! Shannon Moore: This system isn't working. Someone off camera: CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT! |
Fight the power
Aparently, so does that make Moore a terrorist now? |
Yeah he's getting Muhammed Hassan's push
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Shannon: The transformation... Is almost *Voice goes higher* complete. |
Shannon: I've got mattitude
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Did he misspell "Emo" on his arm? |
BTW, when did Shannon Moore get all those luverly tatoos and become punk? There's a void in my memory between MF'er and retarded punk
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I believe he turned into a punk JUST before he left for TNA, ran with the punk gimmick in TNA for a few months (including "invading" with signs) and now here he is.
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I missed the entire TNA run. I do vaguely remember seeing him with a punk hairstyle in the WWE but the transformation wasn't quite complete.
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Yeah, he started wearing those small spike pads and there was a short-lived assumption that he was going to join the new LOD.
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Moore: Dance...dance..... We are falling apart... to half time... |
Honestly, I don't even like the Mahoney promos. Watching Sabu is hard, because it's like:
Sabu: I'm Sabu...and I'm gonna kick someon'e ass....and, like...tonight, man. 'Cause I"m Sabu. Camera guy: This is good stuff. Sabu *whispering*: I'm done. Camera guy: What? Sabu: I"m done, man, cut it. Camera guy: Are you sure? Sabu: Yes, I'm sure. Camera guy: 'Cause I can keep rolling. Sabu: >.> Camera guy: <.< Sabu: >.> o.o >.> o.o >.> o.o Camera guy: You done, then? Sabu: -.- ...But yeah, Moore's lines have no set up and no cool-off. Plus, they come out of nowhere. Like, totally random. It's like the Anti-Establishment 8-ball told him what to say. |
This may not be the worst part of the neutered ECW but it ranks near the top. That show remains god awful.
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When are they going to debut this guy? They've been showing these promos for over a month.
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The quicker he debuts the quicker he can be released.
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Can't they just release him BEFORE he actually wastes more then 23 seconds for his dumb promos...I mean if he has a match that's like a minute at least of enterence, and then probably a whole 5 minute match.
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Can someone please explain to me exactly why we hate Moore so much? We've been hating him for so long, and I"ve never understood it.
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Because he isn't talented and it's fun to make fun of men who look like lesbians.
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I enjoy his matches, but he's never really been given a good gimmick. Hopefully he can overcome this one and thrive.
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I remember watching WM-19 when Tazz said shannon moore had his own followers called "Moore-ons"... now I see it's true.
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Poor Shannon.....his new wife is truely fucking with him.
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Did he get married in MASS or something?
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I think Texas
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Mass is not a 'gay' state.
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...Are you SURE you live there?
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I'm Canadian but a Masshole as well.
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Apparently, you've been to neither.
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I know Mass legalized gay marriage but where I'm from in Mass there aren't that many gay people. I'm from northern Mass BTW.
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