wwe really knows how to screw up their titles
 

wwe sure knows how to screw up their title belts

eg. Intercontinental title: chyna and Johnny Nitro
World title: mid carders like Rey and Batista
Wwe title: Vince himself and even guys like Hogan he is an asshole

lol wtf

Thanks I am fucking hilarious.

That wasnt there when I posted that, You're some kind of wizard.

Batista is a midcarder? Hahaha. Wtf?

That Shawn Micheals guy is a jobber.

Jonny Nitro? WTF? You're the type of guy who, eight years ago, would have moaned about HHH or the Rock being IC champion. Whats wrong with Nitro being secondary champ, he's one of the stars for the future!

Seriously...what the fuck are you?

Do you even know what you're talking about?

There's a lemon tree and a ficus in another thread that put you to shame.

Yea, I'm wondering what makes you so good that you can determine who is a midcarder. Anyway, compare WWE to WCW and you see that it is not so bad. Its def. not good at all, but its not bad. WWE sucks now anyways.

Far and away the greatest champion ever.

The ficus especially... :shifty:

Anyway I can't believe I am giving this a serious response, but here you go, I will grace you with my thoughts.

Johnny Nitro is a jobber. I seriously mean that. I don't know why everyone is so excited to hope on his dick now, or when he was in MNM. He is a pretty boy with decent to poor ring psych and an ok move set coupled with one of the most boring gimmicks I have ever seen. Hollywood/Ego Maniac reeks of easy 80s heel booking. So I guess in a strange way, you and I share an opinion...wow...I feel dirty.

That being said, the man aparently has a boat load of charisma. Granted I can't see it or understand it, but he gets a very solid upper midcard reaction from people. And for reaction alone, WWE is doing the right thing. His progression has been quite flawless from Tough Enough, to boss' bitch, to established Tag Team, to developing IC holder. I mean he hasn't been rushed, he hasn't been held back, he is moving up the ladder in a very traditional time frame.

Yea, Chyna was shit...damn I agree with you 2 for 2....

But here is where I get to have fun, Batista and Rey-Rey are NOT midcarders. Batista at one point was getting the biggest face reaction on RAW, oh yeah did I forget to meantion he was a heel at the time. Seriously, he is established, he is over. Say what you will about his ring and mic skills, but that man has that certain x-factor that makes a good World Champ. I completely support him as Champ. Rey has been more or less Main Event worthy since WCW, but there is no way...and I mean NO WAY Rey should ever have won any World Title, anywhere. Which I guess means I am agreeing with you 3 out of 4. Shit...

Vince won the World Title in a funny way, he didn't try to do the "Look at me as World Champ!" thing. He walked to the ring with it once, which was classic...

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...mcmahon/20.jpg

...and then he dropped it. It was a fun part of the HHH/Austin fued, and the way it was handled didn't disgrace the title at all. Sorry I just don't agree with you there.

Hogan is an asshole, a cunt rag, a mother fucker who I seriously and honestly wish would die. But good god, not even I can bitch about him being WWE Champ back in the day, his 2002 run on the other hand....

MORE TO THE POINT HOWEVER...I agree WWE fucks up how they book their titles, you just happened to choose some very weird examples.

LOL @ him comparing Chyna to Johnny Nitro.

I think that Johnny Nitro has potential to be a main eventer some day, but he belongs on the mid-card for now. I'm glad he's IC Champion. I can't wait until Joey Mercury returns. Put those two in a feud.

How can you make a thread on screwing up titles and not mention THE SPIRIT SQUAD!??!??!??!?!?!

Because no one cares about the tag titles?

So you're saying people care about the world title?

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Tooshay

I didn't think we were supposed to care about anything but John Cena, DX, and the Mcmahons.

and Hogans twice a year returns.

Note how everything we're supposed to care about is on RAW.

I like how they actually given ECW a fair chance though. You might disagree, but they've actually put grade B+ effort into pushing Punk, Show's title reign and even Shannon Moore. And that's a helluva lot more than they've done for Smackdown.

the wwe champion, thank you for validating my including you in the running for the 2006 Retarded N00b Search. Thank you.

That's true.

Was there a point to this thread being made? :shifty:

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/.../27/lesnar.jpg

Speaking of screwing up...

Too Shay is a TPWW thing.

Also, touché. Not too hard to add an accent.

Shortest... Alienoid post... Ever.

I don't even bother with alt codes. US International FTW.

WWE has titles?

WTF kind of thread is this? If you're talking about screwing up belts, you should mention WCW first and I'm not even gonna comment on this shit but I need to post in every thread.

It's funny cause it's TRUE!

do they still have tag titles :?:

Do they still have tag teams?

I thought this said 'wwe really knows how to screw up their titties' at first.

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