I am WWE's most loyal fan...
 

Seriously. I do everything WWE tells me to do. I don't care about any of their titles anymore because WWE has repeated sent me messages to not give a shit about them. It started in with 24/7, then the InVasion where every other star had a big shinny belt to go along with their outfits, and since then they have spent little to no time trying to make the belts worth a damn. I mean there are times when they totally forget to book their Champs on the show, so I obay and forget they have Champs....is there a Cruiser belt anymore???

SmackDown is the B show, and I wouldn't have watched the Negro League back in the day, so why should I now?

I stopped watching RAW because Hulk Hogan isn't around. Let's face it, he went over Randy Orton at SummerSlam, and they spent most of the past year building RKO up as one of the top heels, and since WWE values Hogan's random apperances more then a star they can use on a weekly basis, I too don't give a shit about their weekly stars. I WILL ONLY WATCH IF OLD RETIRED STARS OF YESTER-DAY-YEAR-DECADE are on TV.

JR can barely get the new guys names straight...and JR is one of the most knowledgeable men in the industry. I (a lowly fan) can not have more knowledge then JR, so I don't even TRY to get the names right. Except for Rocko and Ronald of the Highwinds...they're awesome!

I couldn't care less about tag divisions...self explanitory.

Soft-core porn is more important than wrestling. The problem is they don't air my kind...so I have to stop watching TV so I can go find some on the internet...

Seriously, I stopped watching RAW and SmackDown because I LOVE and RESPECT WWE's wishes. I am only obaying them. :shifty:

No I am dead serious. WWE has sent sign after sign they don't want you to watch them. Besides I am more of a wrestling fan, and they have made it VERY clear they arn't a wrestling promotion. I am simply obaying the sub text they send out. I am WWE's most loyal fan. I obay them, if they want me to turn against them, then I shall to it.

You are so awesome, The One. :kiss:

Tovo>you.

obey(ing)*

I'm so loyal I shit WWE

Or WWE shits me

I dunno

The One has gone crazy

Dammit. I knew Vince was sending out some sort of mind control from Titan Towers.

:lol:

....a lethal dose of POISON.

They have your kind of softcore porn on all the time. Why do you think Edge and Cena are going at it?

Shh....Don't tell Destor...

:rofl: