Chris Kanyon
 

Do you think WWE will hire him back?

What are your thoughts on the whole situation? From his attempted suicide to what happened at the house show

ps- Don't tell me there's another thread, Canadian Crippla, because I think you are an annoying piece of shit

Kanyon is over rated...plus he won't get over the fact he likes to suck cock and he is annoying about it. Like the man wearing a boa and pink pants who feels the need to say "fabulous" every other word. WE GET IT...you're a homo...get over it.

so what, lot of WWE stars are overrated

If I were Vince I'd hire him back, under one condition. Say faboulous once and you're fired. And tone down the antics

I wouldn't hire him back. He isn't a draw, his fan base is like 2 people on these boards. He isn't really talented. Plus, his look annoys me. He just looks like a mother fucker you wanna kick in the face.

I am not an annoying piece of shit and I wasn't gonna say anything about another thread about this because the other thread was about X-Pac. I do think if Kanyon does come back, WWE will probably put him in a high profile fued then job him out.

I never got that Kanyon hype, if that's what you called it. I never watched WCW in its last years, and the only Kanyon I saw was getting his ass whipped in tag team cage match against Undertaker and Kane and 'winning' the US title from Booker T. Not a great advert.

Bring Kanyon back, have him sexually assault Eugene.
























































THAT STILL MEANS RATINGS TO ME DAMMIT!

i loved when he was with raven, i also liked when he was part of the triad, he was a good goth midcard wrestler he would be good for that new ecw.

I think the main question here is who cares about Kanyon. And the answer is nobody. So don't bring him back. Seems logical to me.

Kevin cares about Kanyon.

Who better than Kanyon? Kevin?

I'm sorry, Kevin. I was unaware. So that brings the care count to one.

Of course.


But yeah, I like his inring work. His personal shit, blah blah gay blah, is annoying as fuck.

You forgetting about me? Kanyon is great in the ring like Kevin said but needs to stop obsessing about being gay.

It's kind of hard to forget you. You're everywhere.

And two is a very impressive number. I think we may be getting somwhere.

Kanyon is an awesome wrestler. I wish they would bring him back. I don;t think they have any plans of doing so though.

I like Kanyon. But I ain't too bothered.

(Although I thought his match against Mike Awesome from Slamboree 2000 was pretty good, and that bump off the cage was pretty cool).

FOR KANYON:

Hmmmm...

Should I consider this a breach of the 'NO NUDITY' policy?

treading a thin line. Maybe I'll let you decide, MacGyver.

Um..fine.. I'll change it to a line drawing..would that be better?

choose your path :)

well now theres no real nudity.. the hole is covered. agreed?

I just had a meeting with the Templar Knights. We are going to let this pass. We have more important things to do than give this anymore thought. The swords have been sheathed... 4 NOW!

i think kanyon had a really good move set and truly was an innovator of offense. started becoming a kanyon mark when he had a feud with raven including the big flatliner onto the nitro ramp after posing as a vendor. then he started tagging with raven and saturn and that was even better.

bring him back!

Kanyon's always been a favourite of mine. I never got full exposure to him, but from his stint in the WWE as "Alliance MVP" he was absolutely awesome. He was one of the stand-out guys, and he actually *GASP* developed a personality.

The guy's gone off the deep-end, though. I used to hear all this stuff about how Kanyon was a great guy to talk to, but now he's just coming off as a depressed and desperate piece of shit. Seriously man, just go work for Ring of Honor and make everyone care about you again. If you steal the show down there, the WWE will bring you back.

The guy's pretty big, too. Like not overly huge, but he's around the 240lbs mark, isn't he? That's pretty big by WWE standards these days. The guy had talent (even if you don't think he was great, you couldn't call him "green" or "horrible") and he had a personality (everyone knew who he was back then, what with "Who betta than Kanyon?" as his catchphrase). So as far as his worth to the WWE goes, I think he has the right balance of everything to at least help guys in the mid-card. They want veterans back on the roster? Kanyon is a guy who could really help.

Hell, even if they stick him in a pirate costume and team him with Paul Burchill. The guy can lead a crowd, and he can wrestle a match. Better Kanyon than Henry Godwinn.

Kanyon>JBL

Tovo

Who Betta Then Kanyon?

The WRESTLING...GOD...JBL!

Skippord

I disagree

Tovo

You are wrong

Skippord

I believe you are the one who is wrong

Tovo

I stop paying attention to what we are arguing about

Skippy

As did I

Oney

He needs to get over the fact he got fired 3 years ago and find another line of work. The big poof!

He is a big poof whatever the hell that means

Don't you understand English?

Poof isn't commonly used...if ever...in America.

Poof isn't commonly used...if ever...in America.

Does it mean gay?

Indeed it does Skippord.

Yeah, I meant, every statement by him is about "since I came out of the closet..."

What's that got to do with your recent purchase of fruit loops?

...Okay, bad example.