invent your own sport
 

A variation of soccer, football and basketball so Socfootbasball, you kick the ball around like it and try to score in net, but the defense can tackle offense to recover the ball. Also the soccer net will in a bball type net and on a pole but as big as a soccer net, so the goalie will have to walk around the thick (3 ft rim) and block a kicked goal. It would be crazy but the Goalie has to be balanced and work on this often.

full gear will be a nessicity of course. Also, if you want to get really extreme, add 2 dudes on defense to throw pele balls at the offense and try to knock them over, but that would be like soccfootbaskdodge ball kinda. Even better, go with this one.

think of an insane idea if you have the mind.

SLAMBALL




oh yeah

kickboxball.

Basically like soccer, but you can pick up the ball & punch/kick your opponent.

AUSSIE RULES FOOTBALL

Basically everyone prances around shouting "OI FUCKA" and "CUNT NOZZER" for a few hours in mincing short sleaved vests etc, all good fun

I would make a game with the intention of boring the shit out of everybody who watched it. First I would cut off the arms of all the players and make them kick the ball with their feet for 90 minutes, and I would make the players so shit that they only every score once or twice every game. We would also reward all the shit defences by yelling out "offside" whenever they are no-where near their opponent.

Wanker ball, where you catch balls with ridiculously large gloves while wearing some sort of crash helmet, all for protection.