I can't freaking stand Aliennoid
 

For the same reason I can't stand strip clubs. I've got this hot girl shaking her tits in my face. And I want to reach out and grab them. But I can't.

EXACT SAME THING AS READING ALIENNOID POSTS

I start reading his suggestions for angles, and such, and I get excited because they are really good. Then I get to the end, and I realize as awesome as that idea was, it will never happen.

He's a fucking tease. So keep your god damn ideas to ourself Aliennoid.

lol what?

The one slight drawback in most of Alienoid's ideas is that he is assuming the fans will suddenly care about Doug Basham and Val Venis.

Yes you can. During a lapdance.

Well I can...

I didn't think I was going to like where this was going after reading the first paragraph.

I love Alienoid

I LOVE TITS

As do I

and I love you, my fellow 94% of TNa Fan Base Member

The reason why he sees Doug Basham and Venis as main eventers is because they have POTENTIAL given their track records and talent, and all he wants to do is release that potential rather than stick with the past and give Cena 5 years of the belt.

Venis, maybe. Doug Basham, never.

A lot of people have potential based on track records and talent. D oesn't mean they should main event. That's just bad booking, no matter the apologies you make for Alienoid.

WWE have buried them too much for the fans to ever take them seriously.

Alienoidd....somebody has a crush on you! Awww

Seriously though, maybe they are great booking to the IWC, but to the Marks hat love Cena, it would never catch on.

I don't think you can really do great booking if you're booking to a minority crowd. Then again, so's booking to Cena fans...

...It's really a lateral move, but I'm not sure how "good." it is.

Alienoid is a lot like Health Class. In Health, it is really boring and you get hammered avec same point over and over. "Smoking is bad, don't have sex. ect. ect. ect." Same thing with Alienoid.

And then you get herpies, and ask yourself "Why, oh why in the name of God almighty did I touch Fignuts' stripper?".

My TPWW wrestling forum persona is probably the most boring and educated I've ever sounded. I think it's just because I take the potential some guys have so seriously, and as a wrestling fan, it pisses me off when the WWE fails to do anything good with anything. Maybe if the product improves I can relax a little. Compton.

Come to think of it, Alienoid's as good a safe sex campaign as I can name. :shifty:

I've never really been for the idea of Val Venis and Doug Basham main eventing. I am just of the state of mind that they are the two most underrused performers on the roster. Nick Dinsmore is right up there, but he gets enough love for being misused, because it is so damn obvious.

There is no way Val Venis or Doug Basham could wake up tomorrow and be main eventers. I do think they deserve better than what they have now. Venis should at least win on RAW occasionally, and Doug Basham deserves better than...what is he doing nowadays (I am aware he is Heyman's bodyguard, I whack off to the thought of Doug Basham in the main event segment of ECW every week, I am just making a point)?

Perhaps one day, we'll see both men hold the IC/US Title. It's just that these men do nothing, and they have everything.

They told me I was 95.322222223%. I think TNA is lying about their numbers.

I feel like I'm at WrestleMania III. :'(

No dude don't be sad TNA would never lie to us and give us a reason to hate them FUCK YOU JARRETT .

They mean that your 95.322222223% of the 2.364% that isn't me.

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Skip, if you begin to like Shelly, I might start to hate him. Please don't.

Yeah seriously no doing that with Alex Shelly or anyone ever again.

ROFL dying at post #17 over here

SHELLEY WOOOOOOOO

I love tits. I love Alienoid. Alienoid, get some tits.

:lol:

ALIENOID

GET THE TITS

Titty Fucking With Muffins

This topic needs what Stephanie MacMahon is begging for.

And that, my friends, is a lethal dose of DOUG BASHAM.

Why can't we ever talk about Danny Basham? it's always about Doug

Yeah, Danny Basham is pretty damn solid, too. He's slightly bigger than Dougstopher, but slightly less technical in the ring (to my understanding). He's injured at the moment, though. The power vacuum of being Heyman's enforcer will now go to Deep South Wrestling's Derrick Neikirk. Danny won't be back until 2007.

Daniel, heal from your bicep injury so I can go ga-ga for Damaja, again. :(

Hey Alienoid, Where di you get so much exposure to the Bashams anyways? OVW? Im sure Smackdowndidnt do it

At least Alienoid tries to use talent properly when coming up with ideas. Some of them may be a bit far-fetched and quite unlikely, but that doesn't mean that I can't enjoy them. Hell, I enjoy what WWE is giving me now (for the most part), and it's not as if Alienoid's ideas are any worse. Rock on, Alienoid, rock on.

GAZOOOOONGAS!!!