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Ogen 02-11-2004 08:51 AM

Sevilla player gives the finger to opponent
 
Courtest of Football 365

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'Diego Maradona famously had his hand of God, but semi-legendary Sevilla FC player Pablo Alfaro has a hand of an entirely different nature. The bearded defender, who has seen more red cards than any other Primera División player in his 15-year career, recently excelled himself in a game against Club Atlético de Madrid with perhaps the ultimate tackle from behind on debutant Toché. Taking man-marking to a ludicrous extreme during the Copa del Rey game, Alfaro plunged his finger inside Toché's rectum in an incident which was missed by the referee but picked up by Spanish press photographers. "I was defending my team to the limit," he explained. "I'll be watched like a hawk now, but I'm used to it."

Oddly, the man who claimed earlier this season that football in Spain had become "too effeminate" is also a qualified doctor - an irony that was not lost on Marca columnist Roberto Palomar. "Alfaro never takes off his white coat," he wrote. "He is so dedicated as to carry out a rectal examination in the middle of a match. That's a real urologist, always on call. You go up for a corner and suddenly he's checking your prostate. Not many doctors would do that."'


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Let the puns being.

Mr. Monday Morning 02-11-2004 08:54 AM

:|

Cactus Sid 02-11-2004 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
:|

Agreed with an added :wtf:

Dazz 02-11-2004 09:24 AM

:naughty:

Paranoid Rattlesnake 02-11-2004 09:33 AM

Similar to John Hopoarte, Played Rugby League in australia and he was found to have done it to opposing players. Got an 8 match ban and a fine

Ogen 02-11-2004 09:38 AM

Hopoarte was always up to it though twas one of his "tactics"

Paranoid Rattlesnake 02-11-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogen
Hopoarte was always up to it though twas one of his "tactics"

He said it was a joke from training that went too far and ended up being used in a match

Dazz 02-11-2004 09:43 AM

Seriosuly though, what is it with Sevilla?

When Reyes scored for them someone munched his cock before. Weirdos.

Paranoid Rattlesnake 02-11-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazz
Seriosuly though, what is it with Sevilla?

When Reyes scored for them someone munched his cock before. Weirdos.

Homosexuals??

Dazz 02-11-2004 09:47 AM

Yes. :yes:

The Outlaw 02-11-2004 12:01 PM

LOL wtf

Thats ****ed.

Rob 02-11-2004 01:53 PM

The Spanish are a right bunch of weirdos :lol:

packt up 02-11-2004 04:00 PM

lol

Corkscrewed 02-11-2004 04:17 PM

This wasn't he "gives finger to opponent" I was expecting.

Disturbed316 02-11-2004 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
This wasn't he "gives finger to opponent" I was expecting.


Wengerland 02-11-2004 05:24 PM

lol wtf.

Actually i saw a bit of their game tonight against Real Madrid and that same player got Zidane sent off for his reaction to an alleged elbow which was more like Zidane getting up and accidently hitting him with the palm of his hand.:-\

Funky Fly 02-11-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
This wasn't he "gives finger to opponent" I was expecting.

Agreed.

What's wrong with that guy?

BCWWF 02-11-2004 09:45 PM

I was expecting a middle finger

Dazz 02-11-2004 10:00 PM

I think thats what Funky and Corckscrewed meant.

BCWWF 02-11-2004 11:06 PM

But as a Chelsea fan, I am superior to Funky and Corkscrewed

yianni 02-11-2004 11:08 PM

:wtf: :|

Dazz 02-12-2004 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCWWF
But as a Chelsea fan, I am superior to Funky and Corkscrewed

:yes:

road doggy dogg 02-12-2004 04:43 AM

LOL that's ****ing messed

And you silly soccer fans call NFL players queer for wearing tights :lol:

Mr. Monday Morning 02-12-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg
LOL that's ****ing messed

And you silly soccer fans call NFL players queer for wearing tights :lol:

:nono:


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