Free Techno Music Making Software?
 

Any idea where I can get some? Y'know, like Ejay and shit?

Just d/l a torrent of a professional program like Fruity Loops or some shit.

I really have no idea how torrents work, you think you could tell me how to do it?

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=52097

Get utorrent and join demonoid.

try out virtualdj.

i use it all the time when mixing songs

According to my buddy, FL is free. Or there's a free version. FL is pretty much ONLY good for making techno shit unless you pay for some of the better packs.